What's your favourite way of making a girl come...

[Hetzer]

...mouth or talliwhacker?

Oh god, my sides...
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"There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!"

[stinkwheel]

Give her money.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Louise]

Ok, what is a talliwhacker

[Yoko]

[SoND]

You whack tallis with it.

[Louise]

Ok just got told Eww

[thegubner]

What is this come?


Women cant come right?




Have I been led up the garden path somewhere?

[Hetzer]

[thegubner]

Ah man, I really am lost now, and all this swearing today and yesterday has lost me a complete blob of dark green gooey karma.




Must behave again now, I WILL get gold.

[Marcg868]

Personally i use my big toe
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JACK, MISS YOU LOADS YOU LEGEND.

[17-in-87]

The washing machine...
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K1 GSX-R 600 - blue n white of course....

Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional...

[Skudd]

Finger fuck, get the G and the clit at the same time.
Pay when finished, although I do ask for OAP discount.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[warped one]

I prefer a bit of both lol, give em a good licking to lube them up and get them squirming, then flip em over and give them a good rooting, thats the definite way of a good coming action, and if they squirt it will only get ya bed sheets not all over you, a learnt me lesson with the last one.

But still a nice juicey one on ya face aint bad, well its pretty good!!!

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[thegubner]

Warped




And you wonder why birds take the mickey out of you.

[warped one]

Why do birds take the mickey out of moi, and why is mickey in me please explain my good fellow.

Also to ad to my earlier comment a good yehaa every now and then is a good way of amusing yourself with a ugly lass.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Dom_]

[thegubner]

Ahh so its not just me, I was worried after his witty and oh so funny reply that he may have actually been a love god.





Thank you Dom for bringing me back down to earth.

[warped one]

hey i live in grimsby, every lass in this dump is a one night stand, i bet if you wanted to you could get a lass more times than you change your duds. They may not exactly be good looking, but ........
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[mad4it028]

i whistle and say heal girl

get em coming everytime
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currently riding kawasaki z1000 only bike ive ever loved

[thegubner]

[Dragonfly]

[warped one]

I did not say 20 miles i said about twelve i have just looked on google maps it is in fact 7.3 miles from my house to grimsby, try it Tetney to Grimsby. And there aint exactly much life in tetney, its more OAP country, and little kids, there are no kids my ages, wjich iswhy i go to Grimsby, and GOV i think you would like Tetney, its quite, full of OAP's that always have something boring to say, its well exciting. NOT, Grimsby is the place to be (Well the closest anyway)

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[thegubner]

Your a little cock a proper little cock.

I hope your fucking toes fall off due to fungal infections you dirty little loveless GRIMsby cunt.







Thats much better.

[Rowey]

Keep shouting abuse at them? The occasional donkey punch for good measure
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ZX6R C6F.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.

[Madmanx]

I found rubbing the clitoris with the finer side of a cheese grater does the trick.
It helps if thier breathing a little too.
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