Climbing the fecking wall.

[Hetzer]

Haven't had any for three and a half weeks and I've about had it with cranking up the yard-arm. I've got my eyes on a gorgeous little saturday-girl, and I'm told she's a bit of a goer. I'm not sure I can hold out for another three and a half weeks. What should I do?
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"There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!"

[thegubner]

Go to your old house, get your old cat and fuck that pussy senseless till the missus gets home.

[mr jamez]

Sit on your arm for 10 minutes.
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NSR 125F > BROS 400 > NC30 > BROS 400 > Trumpet S4 > '97 VFR 750

[Hetzer]

[Shaun]

BCF hits a new low, old man sex, just what I want to talk about...

[Fawbish]

Hetzer, I am appalled. After all your morals, youre thinking about giving into base urges? Admittedly, theyre called urges for a reason. But dont cheat, you're better than that




A real man would take the challenge and overcome it. Just to prove to young cunts like me who dont give a shit that Ive got to man up and not let this country go to pot...eh?
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"Oh....it looks like Average Joe's is forfeiting the match!" - "Yeah, its a risky strategy but lets see if it pays off for 'em Cotton."

[hellkat]

Could you not use different items, just for a change of texture?

Save you going to the distinctly problem-provoking extreme of finding a bit of strange for the sake of a few more weeks.

Bubble Wrap ...
An old sheepskin glove ...
Melons ...
Raw Liver ...

The usual things, you know.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[LeeR]

[Yoko]

Shameless anyone...?

https://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff273/yoko85/twosiggis.jpg


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Sheep Shagger

[Scouse]

[thegubner]

[Yoko]

The similarities are uncanny!
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Sheep Shagger

[Hetzer]

[Yoko]

Why didnt you go with her??
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Sheep Shagger

[Hetzer]

[Shaun]

[Hetzer]

[Shaun]

Apart from fucking a "metro-sexual, new-age, de-balled, caring-sharing aquarius man".

[Hetzer]

[hellkat]

Okay, I'm not going to try and influence you either way, as it would be extremely hypocritical of me.

However ... if you re-read your post in the "What a Bitch" thread about how much money you got out of your ex-wife and her bit-of-spare, then maybe you could consider how you felt when she was fucking around on you.

Obviously I don't know the circumstances of what happened there, but taking what you have written there, its likely she knew you at the time that you fucked the first one off out of it due to her "whoring around" ... so think how the current Mrs Hetz would feel if/when she found out you were now on the other side of that coin.

We all take the "But they'll never find out" opinion as our justification when we do this.

And we all have to take the consequences if they do.

So go for it.
Or not.

And if you do ... just don't shit too close to your own nest.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[ms51ves3]

[Hetzer]

[Rottweiler]

be gutted if your wife cheated on you on holiday now
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were: piaggio nrg..ybr 125
now: cg 125

[colin1]

well yeah she could be climbing a wall too

lots of romantic phone calls shd keep her remembering who you are

after all, she is coming back, isnt she...

i wonder if she ever logs onto bcf out of curiosity...
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colin1 is officially faster than god

[tutton]

https://www.ablelocks.co.uk/locks/?cliks=adwords&gclid=CO_qrPnioZICFRkR1AodDCd7Rg

He might need that if she does haha
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Current: '02 ZX636 A1P '51 CCM R30