Decided to sort myself out.

[warped one]

Well as the title suggests, I have decided to sort myself out.

Im not sure if anyone has read any of my previous post:

Just down - https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=142116

What a bitch - https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=141361

And after much though, (Well not exactly) I have decide that enough is enough, and I have decide to make a plan of what i should do so here goes, this is my life plan until i'm 30.

Step 1 - Cut down/Stop drinking.
Step 2 - Cut down/Stop Smoking.
Step 3 - Find a decent lass (Going to be hard living in grimsby but there has to be at least one)
Step 4 - Pass theory, and A2
Step 5 - Finish apprentiship.
Step 6 - Leave this dump of a town forever and move to cornwall.
Step 7 - Move to america
Step 8 - Somewhere along the line get 2 Malamutes.
Step 9 - Somewhere along the line travel Europe.
Step 10 - Somewhere along the line tour America.

So that is my plan.

This came to me just now as I was walking to the shop, and thinking where I want to be in the future.

So if anyone has any links or can help me into succeding in my plan, I wish be extremely grateful. I now that it is along way off but I like to plan ahead.

Cheers

Warped
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[warped one]

Cheers but not exactly what I was looking for, I meant like info on emegrating to America? where to live? and such like.

Karma for you anyway my good sir.

Cheers

Warped
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[thegubner]

You Emo wanker.

[warped one]

Gov could I please ask where this emo stuff came about, I aint a emo, and I aint a wanker, well not at the minute, for some strange reason, so again gov you have amused me, I really do like you, for your brash attempts at amusement. Again my friend.

And anything to help me along the way, to succeeding in my plan. Would be helpful to.

Cheers

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[thegubner]

Ok hope this helps.



Stop being a prick.



Is that better for you?




Wanker.

[AJI]

With regards to America, if you can find somewhere affordable and at the same time nice enough to live, you can't go too wrong with the West coast. Great weather, great atmosphere. Good positioning for touring too, as you have some great places to visit within a couple of days travel, for example from LA you have San Francisco and San Diego reachable in a day, Las Vegas and the Grand Canyon within two days (three at a more relaxed pace) and Santa Fe NM (beautiful city) within maybe four or five days.

More advice: Don't *find* a decent lass. Just do whatever you do day to day and you'll cross paths with the right girl. I spent yonks trying to 'find' somebody but in the end she just appeared in my life.

Travelling Europe: Can be done very cheaply by staying in hostels (not as grim as it sounds, you may even meet your girl that way) and getting a round-Europe rail ticket which stops off at most major cities and costs about £300, and you can stay in any particular place for as long as you want really.

Hope some or all of this helps
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[Al]

Emigrating to America seems to be very hard, I think I remember you saying your a welder, with any kind of trade like that you shouldn't have to many problems getting into Oz,NZ or Canada but the US seems to be a lot stricter on who they let in.
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[warped one]

Cheers, and yes you are correct, i am a NVQ3 Welder, with my NVQ3 in fabricatin on the way, i'm feeling something like, Ariziona or north Dakota, but it is a long way off (12 years) so i have time to think seriousl about it and sort out all the stuff, because I know there will be loads of paper work to do, and such like. So any help on those fronts would be a great help for me.

Cheers

Warped
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[RatBlack]

You will do well to get out of Grimsby. I trained to be a police officer there and my god it was rough and a lot of the people had major issues with life in general. Good luck with your plans
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[warped one]

Yup, Grimsby is the arsehole of the country, in my view all the sh1t seems to be here it is just generally a bad place to live, and is one of the main reasons, that i want to leave, and start a fresh, where nobody has a preception of you before they know you. You can walk around the place at night with out having to have an army of friends so you don't get beaten up or what ever else.

Cheers

Warped
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[panrider_uk]

[mr jamez]

You have your apprenticeship and riding to concentrate on, this should be enough to keep your mind off the general day to day shit. When you are finished with your apprenticeship and you have a full license, you're free to do a bit of touring. It finishes what, this summer? I bet with money saved from fags and booze you could get yourself a shiney sportsbike.
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[warped one]

Ok i have 3years left on my apprentiship from 2nd may, then after that i will have, 9years until my plan runs out of time.

I WILL pass my bike test this year, i am determind to.

The thing which i need the most help with is how to do the emegration thing, like where to go to get the information to do it.

Cheers

Warped
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[Tristan.]

[Moonie]

Why 9 years?

[thegubner]

[tutton]

Old and wise apparently.
Well done for the first step
admitting it haha.
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[warped one]

Hey cheers for the help, i've just done a quick job search in North Dakota, which is one of my options, and there seems to be a few jobs in the Fabriction field, and there is one in a town called Grand Forks, which is North North Dakota.

Map - Grand Forks

https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=fargo&gbv=2&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=il

And on the drinking front i am proud to say instead of 6 cans last night i only had 1.

I am liking the idea of a train ticket around europe, but i would perfer to go by bike, and take it at my own pace. I think that when I do the touring though i'll probly spend a few months doing it, somewhere betwen jobs.

I'm just a bit curious of how to go about the whole imigration thing, i know it is along way off but i would rather get it sorted out and all the infomation and stuf for it now.

A few questions:-

What's the law on lizards moving country?
Whats the law on dogs moving country?
Where do I find out about imigration?
Rough costs of emigrating?
Basic costs of setting up in America?
Bike license, change over?

Cheers

Warped
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[Sparks!]

You're going about this all the wrong way and your plan won't work.........................

Moving to america in 12 years? fuck thinking about it now, don't waste your time and others by asking questions and stuff, it'll all have changed in 12 years time anyways!!

All your goals are open ended and too far off.. you need smaller goals to work towards so you actually see results and can feel a sense of acheivement.

My plan for the last two years was to "pay off loans" , it never happened... january 1st my plan changed to "fix crash damaged cbr, make nice, sell for X amount, pay off loan 1, put wages to pay off overdraft, left over money to pay off loan 2 etc" I am now debt free and managed to get a massive pay rise to go with it... go figure.....................


You need to break down your goals and make things achievable in the short term, not only is it easier to stick to but you might find you'll achieve stuff quicker that way.

And your "cut down/cut out smoking" goals are far too open ended... cut down or cut out? cut down or quit.... smoke one less a day or quit, smoke two less a day or quit... make your mind up, either quit or don't quit. and if you plan to cut down, HOW MANY per day? set a limit and stick to it... "cut down" is open to interpretation and you'll struggle to stick to it.

I have motivational problems and somehow I managed to stick at something long enough to get my loans paid off... it's only been almost 3 months on the new plan and now i have no debt (well I do have an overdraft left but thats manageable) I have a £8k per year pay rise, a new bike, my stunt cbr, a pit bike, and a new van.... not to mention crap like xbox360's. not fuckin bad? (not bragging, just making a point)

I hope it helps, ignore guv, think about what you want to achieve a bit more and break it down into stages.

think of it this way, do you like terrys chocolate oranges? you couldn't eat the thing in one go without breaking it apart could you? break it into segments and before you know it you've eaten the whole thing (and the toblerone in the fridge hehe) crap analogy but you get the idea and I do hope it helps someone as much as it helped me so far.

Shame I am still empty and wholey unhappy but at least I have about £600 extra dispensable cash each month to waste on bikes
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[Shay HTFC]

Ooooo, that Grand Forks has some amazing twisties
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[McGee]

I'm bored of this place and this is my second time trying it. If I had the money I would be right back out in Florida or Cali.

If you do come here to live make sure its a in a tourist area you will be treated a lot better and also get out of paying taxes on stuff bought by showing your passport.

Nz next for me.

And don't listen to the haters man

Behind every successful person lies a pack of them

Best of luck with it all
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[Phoenix]

It's amusing, you want to move to the US in 9years but you've got absolutely no idea about it yet are looking at North Dakota classifieds and are worried about immigration for your pet Lizard.

First of all, are you a good boy? Because if you have a criminal record for anything you can probably kiss goodbye to emmigrating to the US at all. If it's a 9year plan i'd revist the idea in 6 years, seems odd to decide to do something nearly 10years ahead when you clearly have no real idea about it, i'm also assuming you've never been there.

Grand Forks, hope you like the cold, +40 short summers, -40 long winters.