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Shaun
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 25 Mar 2008    Post subject: Words from my fingers Reply with quote
Tssk....

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Suzi says:
u got helen blocked?
Suzi says:
she just asked what i was doin and who i was talkin to an i told her i was talkin to u
Shaun says:
ummm yeah.....
Suzi says:
well she thinks ur a wanker now dat she knows


You're 20 something, learn English.

Is she didn't want to get blocked then after meeting me once, constantly hassling me on MSN, then via emails and then via my mobile when she "got my number from a friend to see if I'm out tonight" isn't the best of ideas is it, fucking idiot.

Pointless courses at work, why when I do credit control, spending my time asking customers for money is it important that I know how a kitchen unit is measured up, it's not needed, you're wasting my time, your time and your money, common sense, use it.

Women in general, I know this isn't easy but use some logic and shut the fuck up saying stupid shit then being pissy about it after, it's retarded and makes you look dumber than I already think you are.

Food, stop taking so long to cook, when I want to eat you I want to eat you now, not 20 minutes later, fucking prick.

Orgasms, when I want one I want it now, I don't have time to sit wanking for five minutes, I have to be up early for fuck sake.
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JodieWodie
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 25 Mar 2008    Post subject: Re: Words from my fingers Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:

Orgasms, when I want one I want it now, I don't have time to sit wanking for five minutes, I have to be up early for fuck sake.


Not got a good woman (or man) to do the job for you?
No? Crying or Very sad
Bad times
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Shaun
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 25 Mar 2008    Post subject: Re: Words from my fingers Reply with quote
JodieWodie wrote:
Not got a good woman


Bad times indeed, I still don't know many people in this northern place.

I don't have time for a woman though, they demand more attention than I have the time/want to give.
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thegubner
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 25 Mar 2008    Post subject: Re: Words from my fingers Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
JodieWodie wrote:
Not got a good woman


Bad times indeed, I still don't know many people in this northern place.

I don't have time for a woman though, they demand more attention than I have the time/want to give.


You should get yourself a ginger like mine, she is grateful for what she DOES get not demanding more.



But training gingers to this standard can take time.
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st3v3
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 25 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Random thread...........

If it's the 'debtor customers' that are talking to you about kitchen unit's, a little patience and even joking along can result in your aim being reached. Done this.
If women, I tune out.*Meh*

Tell her she annoys you. Otherwise she won't know and do it more, and maybe more often.

If you have and she don't get it, fair enough. If I'm stating the obvious a bit there, you'll have to forgive me. Most likely, yep.... definitely a pointless post but I got nothin' else on Sad . Sorry.
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SoND
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PostPosted: 01:59 - 26 Mar 2008    Post subject: Re: Words from my fingers Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
Suzi says:
well she thinks ur a wanker now dat she knows


dats tru dat iz
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ram_doom
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PostPosted: 02:24 - 26 Mar 2008    Post subject: Re: Words from my fingers Reply with quote
the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:


You should get yourself a ginger


So am I right in thinking you found tinkerbell from hook quite fit then? Laughing
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thegubner
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PostPosted: 10:29 - 26 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I LOVE da ginger gene.
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Cigaro
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 26 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Gingers are great, at least the ones I've met. Dirty as feck, great in bed, and usually quite bright too.
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Fawbish
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PostPosted: 11:07 - 26 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
TheBassJunky wrote:
Gingers are great, at least the ones I've met. Dirty as feck, great in bed, and usually quite bright too.


+1


Redheads (natural) FTW Thumbs Up



When Lindsay Lohan wasnt a useless cunt and was actually fit and ginger...Drooling
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