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PostPosted: 19:41 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: HOTNESS!!! *girls only (or Gay men) Reply with quote

James Toseland - tooo sexy! Drooling
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll have some of that any day!!! SOOOO-PER HOOOOTT!! Drooling
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

They shouldn't keep airbrushing him, and just show the fat twat as he REALLY is.
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't be a hater..... be a masturbater..... Wink
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PostPosted: 19:51 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

nobody likes a show off, keep the leathers on.
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too pretty lookin' Laughing

But for our continuing amusement value anwyay, where's the cameltoe shot?
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

camel toe for EVERYONE....
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

fourten wrote:


I'll have some of that any day!!! SOOOO-PER HOOOOTT!! Drooling



So you think he's an owl? Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its better than "hawt" which sounds like one might make, had one a pubic hair stuck in one's throat.
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetty/bi women? Rather than just 'girls'?

Pic 2: can't help but think of the ouchie if he fell off.

Pic 3: the leathers help him look better (works on most people to be honest though).

In summation - No thanks. (And yes, I'm sure he'd say the same about me (assuming he's a polite lad Razz)
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only a fag poses like that. Or a non-fag who's got no masculinity or self-respect. Money is definitely no excuse, not with what he's on.

I suppose it could be for a joke, which would be acceptable, but unlikely considering where the picture ended up.

Real men simply don't do that kind of stomach-churning sh1te. Unless they can disguise it in some cunning way and eat their cake too. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

the picture will get him even more pu-tang. that would be reason enough i think Mr. Green i though you was clever hetzer
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

nick606 wrote:
the picture will get him even more pu-tang. that would be reason enough i think Mr. Green i though you was clever hetzer


I doubt very much if he's short enough on that to justify such an outrageous tactic. He's still got to mix with other men. Though he's probably stopped doing that since the pic was published.
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

you sad bast' Strapping a bike between your legs wa'nt enough then mate?? Loving the 'thoughtful' gaze into the void on the bike! Trying to fathom the meaning of life?Or trying to remember why he was feeling cold?
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wotcha.

Riding naked ?

I was doing that back in 1982 Laughing

And, no, I ain't putting the link here, but it shouldn't be that difficult to find if you so wish. Shocked
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PostPosted: 23:01 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not gonna piss about here, but if you could choose to be any man, it would be him.

He races motorbikes for a living,
He can play loads of instruments,
He can sing,
He's good looking (not being gay)
He's well built (again, not being gay, but I'd swap bodies)

And what's more, he's got that feature that adds an extra 10% sex appeal - He's a Yorkshireman Laughing Laughing


Then again, he sits a round posing naked on a bike whilst trying to make it look like he's contemplating world peace or something, so something is wrong!
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
Only a fag poses like that. Or a non-fag who's got no masculinity or self-respect. Money is definitely no excuse, not with what he's on.

I suppose it could be for a joke, which would be acceptable, but unlikely considering where the picture ended up.

Real men simply don't do that kind of stomach-churning sh1te. Unless they can disguise it in some cunning way and eat their cake too. Laughing


Oh I dunno.
I managed to talk 12 of my fairly ruffty tuffty friends into agreeing to do a naked biker calendar once.

Unfortunately (due to a series of personal crises shortly after I started working on it) ... I never got round to actually setting up the photo sessions, or marketing it - but I had them all talked into it and I had a great series of poses dreamed up, which (surprisingly) most of them agreed to do.

Although two of them baulked at the idea of doing the Women in Love Oliver Reed/Alan Bates naked fireside wrestling thing Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shay HTFC wrote:
I'm not gonna piss about here, but if you could choose to be any man, it would be him.

He races motorbikes for a living,
He can play loads of instruments,
He can sing,
He's good looking (not being gay)
He's well built (again, not being gay, but I'd swap bodies)

And what's more, he's got that feature that adds an extra 10% sex appeal - He's a Yorkshireman Laughing Laughing


Then again, he sits a round posing naked on a bike whilst trying to make it look like he's contemplating world peace or something, so something is wrong!


The million-dollar question is does he have enough of a mind to truly appreciate all that? The tragedy is that most who have that kind of good fortune don't have the mind to go with it.

I think the pose on the bike answers the question in his particular case.

The only thing I'd swap with him is his youth, so long as I could keep my mind. Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Although two of them baulked at the idea of doing the Women in Love Oliver Reed/Alan Bates naked fireside wrestling thing Laughing


Not me.

I'll do it for nowt. And still be laughing whilst I kick my £1.50 Tesco spercials into the fire.

Grrrr.
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Hetzer wrote:
Only a fag poses like that. Or a non-fag who's got no masculinity or self-respect. Money is definitely no excuse, not with what he's on.

I suppose it could be for a joke, which would be acceptable, but unlikely considering where the picture ended up.

Real men simply don't do that kind of stomach-churning sh1te. Unless they can disguise it in some cunning way and eat their cake too. Laughing


Oh I dunno.
I managed to talk 12 of my fairly ruffty tuffty friends into agreeing to do a naked biker calendar once.

Unfortunately (due to a series of personal crises shortly after I started working on it) ... I never got round to actually setting up the photo sessions, or marketing it - but I had them all talked into it and I had a great series of poses dreamed up, which (surprisingly) most of them agreed to do.

Although two of them baulked at the idea of doing the Women in Love Oliver Reed/Alan Bates naked fireside wrestling thing Laughing


I take it the calander was going to be very much a tongue-in-cheek affair, with air-brushed six-packs in short supply? Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:01 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

More a case of tongue-hanging-out, cos they were all personal friends of mine.

Definitely not a lot of air-brushing going on.
Come to think of it, not a lot of hairbrushing, either.

In fact ... not a lot of hair.
Except in one or two notable cases Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:04 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh, assuming it wasn't too much of a ballache and i got veto rights to any particular picture that i thought didn't do me any justice, i'd do it Hellkat Thumbs Up

Arrange the shoot.

Although, was it just a cunning plan for to see biker sausage Thinking

As for Toseland, that bullshit has put me off him pretty rapidly.
To quote the simpsons;
'No he wasn't handsome, he was rugged'
'Whats the difference?'
'Handsome means he look at himself, rugged means you look at him'

Meh, it concerns me what seriously emotional breakdown some one has had to get themselves to that level. Not to shout DRUGS every five seconds, but steds would be about the only way to get such a ripped and built body. Ever notice how EVERY athlete now looks like the hulk, yet have a look at this seminal pic of Ali...

https://www.princeton.edu/~bsu/New%20Pictures/Muhammad%20Ali.jpg

He has fuck loads of muscle on his back, arms, shoulders and legs. The kind you get from working a punchbag all day. A simple truth is if you want to be a great runner/boxer etc, you just need to keep doing the movement you will be doing when you compete, except with an increase in severity/resistance.
Runners don't need any muscles in their arms, boxers dont need any really in there chest. Yet suddenly we have all these racers etc who are, poof, happen to be built like boewulf... ?

I admit turning a bike takes arm and shoulder strength, but in theory you'd want the rest of you as light as possible. So whats with the show pony muscles?

Bah, i'm beyond suprise by the foppish idols women pick Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 00:06 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biker sausage Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:10 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:


I admit turning a bike takes arm and shoulder strength, but in theory you'd want the rest of you as light as possible. So whats with the show pony muscles?



It's faggot vanity mate. Sure, we all like to look nice...but without too much effort. Toseland clearly has serious issues. Or he just hasn't grown-up yet.

Don't mind us girls, it's just a real-man thang. Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:18 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the only thing that hes got going for him is that he was born in Doncaster... just like me Laughing
then again.. he looks like he shaves his chest... i mean no Yorkshireman does that...
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