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Ben.
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: sv650s are a pile of w*nk Reply with quote

i would really like to meet the fucktard who designed the bike.
who decieded to put the front spark plug behind the rad, makeing you take off the whole front fairings and radiator to change just 1 fucking plug. Also the idiot that decided to cut the tubes for the airbox to the exact length meaning you cant put the fucking airbox on after conecting the most inaccessable tubes known to man.
And to the fucktard who rounded off the screw that controlls the fuel/air mixture on the front carb, makeing it impossible to change the idle, you are a fucking wanker and i hope a bear rapes you in the night.
Im now scared im going to blow up another engine wheelieing.

So on that note who wants to buy my bike? Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 05 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give you £1.50 for it.

Take it or leave it.












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PostPosted: 09:47 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Take it to a dealership and have someone mechanically apt do the job. Ive never had any problems. Piece of piss to work on, in fact, one of the easiest bikes ever made to work on
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PostPosted: 12:19 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

bugsy46 wrote:
Take it to a dealership and have someone mechanically apt do the job. Ive never had any problems. Piece of piss to work on, in fact, one of the easiest bikes ever made to work on


oh really? and how 'mechanically apt' are you then?
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think he's a Honda technician?
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

half_lyfe wrote:
oh really? and how 'mechanically apt' are you then?


Clearly more than you, if you think that a mixture screw controls the idle.

Way to go to unbalance your carbs, doofus.

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PostPosted: 12:26 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

you sure you have the right screw?

on the left hand side of the bike in one of the triangle shapes in the chassis and adjust.� Turn clockwise to raise the idle speed and anti-clockwise to lower it�� Go in small movements and �blip� the throttle after each adjustment and allow it to settle before trusting what the rev counter says!

https://www.sv650.org/gallery/tps/tps%20idle_adjust.jpg
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PostPosted: 12:27 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clearly more than you.

You dont seem to be able to comprehend how to look after a bike, or ride one.

You have issue's with a massively selling bike, which I know other people who own such and haven't had any trouble, you decide to criticise the designer? Maybe when you get something new(assuming you do move on, please dont) check out it's niggles first so you know how to blow the engine up, or how not to ride it. Then do the opposite. Any luck you'll both be trouble and problem free. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:30 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spookeh N30, I was about to post the same photo. Cool

What I'd like to know it why the all-knowing, all-seeing half_lyfe didn't bother changing his plugs before he swapped his engines over.

just a thought, mind.
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Re: sv650s are a pile of w*nk Reply with quote

half_lyfe wrote:
i would really like to meet the fucktard who designed the bike.
who decieded to put the front spark plug behind the rad, makeing you take off the whole front fairings and radiator to change just 1 fucking plug. Also the idiot that decided to cut the tubes for the airbox to the exact length meaning you cant put the fucking airbox on after conecting the most inaccessable tubes known to man.
And to the fucktard who rounded off the screw that controlls the fuel/air mixture on the front carb, makeing it impossible to change the idle, you are a fucking wanker and i hope a bear rapes you in the night.
Im now scared im going to blow up another engine wheelieing.

So on that note who wants to buy my bike? Laughing


just thought i'd quote you so you can't edit the fact I think you've turned the mixture screw instead of the idle screw Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:34 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Re: sv650s are a pile of w*nk Reply with quote

lllN30lll wrote:
just thought i'd quote you so you can't edit the fact I think you've turned the mixture screw instead of the idle screw Laughing


lols.

It may also be worth pointing out to the concerned party that running a v-twin with unbalanced carbs is an ideal way to ruin your bottom end.
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

he hasn't turned it anyway, he tried to turn it, you know it's a good job Suzuki do blank off some of the screws to stop people like you turning them Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:40 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

lllN30lll wrote:
he hasn't turned it anyway, he tried to turn it, you know it's a good job Suzuki do blank off some of the screws to stop people like you turning them Laughing


indeed.

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PostPosted: 13:47 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

well done dip shit i know where the idle screw is. it was already turned all the way out. the fact that 2 were mechanics were working along side me may be a bit of a hint that i know more about bikes than most of the people here.
i can go into detail about why we wre fiddling with the carbs but that wasnt the point.

yes i did change the plugs when i changed the engine over Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Timmeh wrote:
half_lyfe wrote:
oh really? and how 'mechanically apt' are you then?


Clearly more than you, if you think that a mixture screw controls the idle.

Way to go to unbalance your carbs, doofus.

Rolling Eyes

OH how i just laughed
quality doooofus

worrys me someone riding a big bike and maintaining it himself, yet he dosnt know how to change the idle speed =/
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PostPosted: 13:54 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

tutton wrote:
Timmeh wrote:


Clearly more than you, if you think that a mixture screw controls the idle.

Way to go to unbalance your carbs, doofus.

Rolling Eyes

OH how i just laughed
quality doooofus

worrys me someone riding a big bike and maintaining it himself, yet he dosnt know how to change the idle speed =/


Rolling Eyes

o really?

so tell me, can you rebuild an engine? i would be hard pushed to find one thing on a bike i cant fix, my dad is a fucking bike mechanic, theres very few thing i have to ask for guidance on now...
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

"HEER YEE HEER YEE, Gather round, All you mere mortals need to bow dat azz down, coz if you've never seen half_life do his thing on a motorcycle, then you've never seen a cracka on a motorcycle do his THANG"

Just an observation, dident you change the engines round a matter of weeks ago? why would you need to change the plugs already?
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PostPosted: 13:59 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheDonUK wrote:

Just an observation, dident you change the engines round a matter of weeks ago? why would you need to change the plugs already?


Dur Rolling Eyes

Obviously its because he knows more about bikes than most people on here.

The genius.
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

to alter the idle on the sv is a bastard but heres a step by step for you
1 remove rear wheel
2 remove front wheel
3 fit 1st wheel in front
4 fit 2nd wheel in back
5 remove engine turn it around and refit
6 conect chain to now front wheel
7 hey presto all done may need better mirrors as your now rideing backwards Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 14:04 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

they were sooty, someone has fucked around with the carbs, one of the hoses have perished that controlls the fuel air mixture on the front carb, so to compensate the massive amount of air being sucked in someone decided to turn the screw that controlls the fuel all the way in, meaning you cant change the idle speed, its being fixed on monday...

im not caiming im a rideing God or that i know everything about bikes. but at the same time i know a fair bit and am not a newb...
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

half_lyfe wrote:

so tell me, can you rebuild an engine? i would be hard pushed to find one thing on a bike i cant fix, my dad is a fucking bike mechanic, theres very few thing i have to ask for guidance on now...


Is that the reason you ran your bike on no oil and fucked it then?
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PostPosted: 14:07 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

did you know you can burn all the oil in 2 weeks? i do now...
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

half_lyfe wrote:
they were sooty, someone has fucked around with the carbs, one of the hoses have perished that controlls the fuel air mixture on the front carb, so to compensate the massive amount of air being sucked in someone decided to turn the screw that controlls the fuel all the way in, meaning you cant change the idle speed, its being fixed on monday...


Does Someone = you by any chance, I mean i saw some chavs sitting on a scooter when i came out of tesco's earlier today, it clearly wasent theirs, but i dont imagine them or many people for that matter randomly go up to bikes and alter the fuel/air mixture for a bit of a laugh... or do they?
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PostPosted: 14:14 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

fuck this i give up, im fed up of haveing to constantly defend myself.

all i did was make a light hearted thread moaning about spark lugs and some rubber hoses and now everyong is slaging me off...
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PostPosted: 14:15 - 06 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure they do i came out the other day and found some random girl topping up my coolant.
Lovely girl Rolling Eyes
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