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PostPosted: 18:23 - 13 Apr 2008    Post subject: whats the weirdest/grossest thing you've hot jacketed??? Reply with quote

Mines a pair of dead rabbits in a carrier bag after a shooting trip...

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PostPosted: 18:26 - 13 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Define "hot jacketed".
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 13 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dead Squirrel for the ferret.
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 13 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
Define "hot jacketed".

Carried up your jacket?

Not exactly gross, but a 10l can of petrol (and the bloody cap wasn't on properly).
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PostPosted: 23:40 - 13 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, like when you go out and you relaize you havent got a bag, assuming your not go a topbox. and so the you ram it under your jacketand pray it doesnt fallout.... I'm not sure where the term comes from just seems to be a common one where i am
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 13 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine was 6 porn mags, (dont ask), two bottles of brake fluid and a twix, all up my jacket.
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 13 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would have to be a case of beer.

Back when when my textile GSXR jacket was lose. Laughing
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 00:10 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keyboard, the musical kind Laughing it was huuuge, had it on my back in the jacket, and an indian takeaway, that was bloody hot.
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PostPosted: 00:37 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

all my insurance, mot, tax etc documents from when i bought the bike, shop was closing and i wanted to take it home that night so went in and they gave me a big folder of stuff which i had nothing to carry it in so stuffed it under my jacket, woulda been well screwed if it fell out.

since then ive had quite a few things hot jacketed, dvd's, mags, subways, chips, bottles of juice etc

but nothing actually gross or weird kept in my jacket, apart from me of course.
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PostPosted: 01:56 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

12 mahoosive rockets on fireworks night. I looked like a right weirdo
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PostPosted: 02:15 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Human Blood Shocked
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PostPosted: 02:26 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

In an all time record-braking move of genius a pane of glass for a window.

I have never ridden so carefully, before or since.
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PostPosted: 07:56 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

baldy wrote:
Mine was 6 porn mags, (dont ask), two bottles of brake fluid and a twix, all up my jacket.


What kind of wierd w*nk were you planning?
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PostPosted: 09:01 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
baldy wrote:
Mine was 6 porn mags, (dont ask), two bottles of brake fluid and a twix, all up my jacket.


What kind of wierd w*nk were you planning?


Don't tell me you've never experienced the twix-up-your-bum-whilst-using-brake-fluid-as-a-masturbation-lubricant porn fantasy.

It's the best.
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PostPosted: 10:32 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Timmeh wrote:
1930 Ariel wrote:


What kind of wierd w*nk were you planning?


Don't tell me you've never experienced the twix-up-your-bum-whilst-using-brake-fluid-as-a-masturbation-lubricant porn fantasy.

It's the best.


and nothing beats a warm twix once your finished Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not striclty up the jacket, but this weekend I had a metro exhaust front section/silencer strapped across the back of the bike with the old one across my back - strapped on in a gun case kind of way.

Must not filter, must not filter...... Shocked
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 16:53 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

you get really weird looks when you have proper gun case on board. i tend to take back lanes seeing thats one hard to explain problem when you get pulled
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to work with a bloke who rode a C90 with his shotgun to go rabbiting.
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PostPosted: 19:20 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

when i used to work in a kitchen, i had my ped- i used to carry my knives at the front of my jacket (that's 1 big knife, a couple small peeling knives, a peeler, a couple palette knives, maurice etc.) They were wrapped in a big canvas sleeve... Didn't want to risk losing them tucking them into the strap at the back of the seat, so stuffed em up the front of my jacket... not really weird or gross- more like, STUPIDly dangerooos!
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howcome you didn't put them under the seat?
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a bloke round here, see him regularly, rides a C90 with a fishing rod across his back, practically touches the floor as he rides along Confused .

Nothing weird for me, only chips, which are surprisingly hot!

ps didnt know ferrets ate meat, is it just me?
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 14 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

queen of string wrote:


ps didnt know ferrets ate meat, is it just me?


Just you and all of the people who poach lettuces.
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 15 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

benjami wrote:
Howcome you didn't put them under the seat?


ahh.. why didn't i think of that! Duh!

....because the whole canvas knive sleeve didn't fit in there.
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 15 Apr 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well as my bike only takes half a bottle of 2stroke at a time.
i had overspilled a little over the bottle as u do, and have no storage, so up the shirt, ruined a new animal shirt as well lol.
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