Things to do when you're unemployed

[Shaun]

I've been unemployed since thursday and it's getting increasingly difficult to entertain myself. Before anyone says it I've distributed my cv and signed up to a temp agency.

So far I've text a radio station just to see if they'd read it out
Scribbled joke ideas diwn
Abused the idiots
Started 3 'projects' on myspace
Done a decent breakfast

So, what next?

[Jenks]

When i was employed. i brought myself an air rifle and selection of pelets!

It can be so much fun if you find some fun stuff to shoot.

*you'll see what i mean!*
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[Irezumi aka Reuben]

I managed to get quite ill and am now restricted to going outside for no more than an hour before my musles all ache. Try that.

[thegubner]

I find masturbation and mass posting on here fills some time.

[Ste]

- Become nocturnal
- Download lots of whole series and watch
- Cannabis

Have fun

[yambabe]

Ride your bike?
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[UnknownStuntm...]

Getting a job *is* a full time occupation. Get to it.

[Shaun]

[trevoriv]

I've been the same, six weeks on the sick after my accident so I got bored and started renovating a house and set up my own business
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[Finglonga]

Get out and start knocking on doors and asking if there are any jobs available.
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[thegubner]

[speed1]

ive been out of work since xmas.

im planning to go self employed so my time is curently filled my trying to find a workshop and working out how best to get some money!!
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[T1z3R]

sleep late.
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duck my sick!

[Shaun]

[Wave2k]

https://www.royalmail.com/portal/rm/erecjump2?mediaId=16000165&catId=400126
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[Finglonga]

[Shay HTFC]

[Shaun]

I'm so fucking bored, I've sent my cv to several places now.

So far I've booked some more gigs, sent messages to 7 random girls on myspace in the hope of finding an easy lay, done the washing up and generally fucked about on here whilst listening to kerrang radio.

If I don't hear anything back from the agencies by tomorrow I'm getting an application form for McDonalds.

[Jewell]

ive been unemployed since being back from Oz(few months)...i have done agency work to keep some money in....

but im just waiting for my start date for the marines...

so all i do is work like12-14 hour shifts driving or go running.....longest ive been unemployed for years.

its great,i can fuck who i want,when i want and get drunk when i want and not get up for stupid o clock.

and no im not signed up on the doll....fucking hate cunts on benefits as there too lazy to work....

and i do stupid shit when bored...hence the number of flares getting fired up high are alot higher.
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I am now Banned.

[pyx_e]

opps
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Kawasaki: ER5, Versys, VN900.

[pyx_e]

https://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/potential.jpg
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Shiney!
Kawasaki: ER5, Versys, VN900.

[LeeR]

[Harold_Shand]

Go for a call centre job.
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[kitten_84]

[TUG]

Get a job, writing out a CV helps alot by the way...
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