LOL, Motrax anti-pikey device

mattd · Scooby Slapper Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Karma :

This is straight from the new MOtrax catalogue:

Screwpulls:

"EXPLODING fairing screws!! That's right; each Motrax screwpull has a unique explosive charge hidden away behind the fairing just waiting to blow someone's arm off!!

EXTREME care should be taken when removing your fairing!!! Turn the ScrewPUll clockwise and the screwpull will unod as normal. Turn it anticlockwise and your fingers at least are history!

Only £9.99 each."

If you don't believe me, grab this week's issue of MCN, it has a free Motrax catalogue.

Oh and there's a £1000 prize for the first person with a video of the device in action Twisted Evil

Syfoon · TRUCK!!! Joined: 29 Apr 2003 Karma :

Heh.

Reminds me of that South African anti-carjacking device. Upward pointing flamethrowers attached to the bottom of the car, comedy Laughing

https://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/230000/images/_232777_car300.jpg

Although, I somehow think that these are some sort of spoof, as Motrax would be facing hefty lawsuit bills from pikey scum who loose parts of themselves because of exploding screws.

... imagine telling your grandkids how you lost a finger...

"And I lost this one trying to rob a luverly blue CBR600..."

Laughing

I need sleep.
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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

That is a cool pic Syf, shame its completely illegal in this country! Smile

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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

This is obviously a joke, you didn't write in the first line description of the item.

"Ever really needed a screw but just not been able to pull anything suitable locally?" Laughing

pogo · L Plate Warrior Joined: 08 Oct 2004 Karma :

Just to let anyone who was thinking of buying ScrewPulls, check out the product code

U81NHAD2
you bin had too!! Very Happy

pity really, scum cripplers sound like a bloody good idea to me
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Davo · Davo To The Rescue! Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Karma :

Wouldn't mind something like this

https://www.stickdeath.com/2004auto.html

or

https://www.stickdeath.com/2003auto.html

stevo123 · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Karma :

Excellent post davo, those animations had me lol. he he

Spiral · Traffic Copper Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Karma :