Whats wrong with me

[Proview]

Right i have met this new girl on wednesday and i havent eaten since whats wrong with me ? ? ?

Im not hungry and if i see food i want to throw up


Any ideas ? ?



Whats the worst that could happen ?
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[Steve H]

Lacklustre appetite and the inability to digest even the tiniest morsel indicate the onset of Gestational Herpes. The worst that could happen is a slow painful death, but I expect that you'll just get away with losing your left gooly.

Call the Girl, inform her of the online diagnosis that you've just been given and then get down the Quacks asap.

Good Luck
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[Itchy]

Are you serious SteveH? ,

It could just be that you've gone into hunt mode, I do this when I go touring I get so into riding I forget to eat and drink, you get off the bike at the end of the day and it hits you like a hammer you are sooo hungry and sooo thirsty.

Go see your doctor though anyway......


Oh and herpes is currently incurable ...
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[Proview]

Herpes you what ? ? ? i aint got that i dont think
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[Itchy]

Worst that can happen is that you starve to death.....

But since its 12.25 you probably have 30 minutes before your GP surgery closes to get it checked out, that said my GP doesn't open Saturdays.
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[Steve H]

[Proview]

Thanks for the help guys but im not in the uk.....

Im in spain

and the doctors are closed from 1.30 and its now 1.32 but seeing as they are spanish the probably closed at 12 (lazy b*****ds )

My nuts in a glass jar WTF ? ? i aint got herpes (i dont think )

Im just not hungry and dont feel hunger at all

whats wrong ?



(its been 4 days since i ate ) well apart from 2 chips
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[Weedy]

You're pregnant.
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[Proview]

Pregnant some how i dont think so
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[Weedy]

It was a joke, humorous like. People seem to have forgotten how to take a joke lately.
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[Proview]

i know i was trying to state a point but i got it wrong Dont worry im just starving to death .........(well apparentley) and cant think properly and the warm sunshine isint helping ooh it must be at least 30oC here its lovley are you enjoying the rain back in the uk ?
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[m0l0t0v]

Nope. I've been enjoying a nice steak with sunglasses, shorts and t-shirt. :P

Enjoying not being a real man?
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[andys675]

confused?

punch her up the garry, and do her up the tits

[Weedy]

I see no rain! I've been in the garden chilling and playing with my camping gear all day. I'm a little bit pink actually!

Love early summer sun
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[sagiliam]

your gay.

[ncrn]

[Harold_Shand]

Sounds like AIDS to me.

Have you been using public toilets?
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[Phoenix]

Dont' be stupid, it's nothing to do with AIDS

Loss of appetite only occurs in the first few days after infection with HIV, it comes back after a week or so.

The other logical reason for this ofcourse is that meeting this girl has shocked you so much and you're struggling to deal with your homo/heterosexual orientation so have since lost your appetite, it'll return once you realise your gay.

[faddius]

Have 3 wanks back to back, im normally hungry after that. Not that im sad or anything, i do have a gf honest
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[hellkat]

Try and force a little chicken soup down, lovey.

Few months, you'll prolly be wanting to either punch her in the tits or will be of a mind to post a pic of her in a sexy Darth Vader outfit on tinternet, and then you'll be right as rain again.
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[colin1]

yeah love is a strange disease with wierd symptoms, but fortunately its more extreme symptoms just go away after a while
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[Proview]

na i havent done her yet shes got a boy friend but shes breaking up with him soon ish (with in the next few days)

Just and update today on day 5 i have had 2 slices of toast and a few strips of bacon but i only ate it because my best mate made me but i still aint hungry
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[hellkat]

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