Oh dear

[Proview]

Well what happened was me and this girl i realy like were riding about on my ped she was driving but because i was a tad tipsy i didnt want to move of the front seat so she sat on my lap and i kept pinching her ass we had fun

Anyway like i was saying she was driving and we were on some back roads and there was this turn and it was a tad gravely and she must of turned fast because all i remember was hearing a grinding noise and then on the floor i stayed on the floor of at least 20 seconds before reality set in i stood up and put the bike on the stand and turned it off and i went round the other side of the bike to see her on the floor so i went to give her a hug she shook me off her jeans were ripped and her shoe was missing she then let me give her a hug and i rubbed her back saying are you ok and then she collapsed life less and i tryed to soften her head from hitting the ground but she still hit the floor and i thought "WHAT THE FU*K DO I DO NOW ?" so i said come on sit up ,sit up and pushed her up to sitting and gave her another hug and she stood up and walked about 10 foot and burst in to tears and then sat in the middle of the road so i made her stand up again and walked her over to the bike where she sat down for about 2 mins and then insisted she wanted to go home so i got on the bike and drove slowly all the way to her house where we got in her bed and talked about the crash and other stuff when i got woken up from the rain at 2 am i decided i needed a slash so i went to the bath room and looked at my leg OH MY FU*KING GOD my jeans on the right from the knee down have ripped off and my knee is bleeding ,and there i gravel in it and my ankle has hardly any skin left and is all bloody and black i was then sick so i got back in bed with her and stayed away all night untill about 9 this morning (good thing i had a day off work ) and she went to the bathroom to find blood on the floor (from my knee ) and her knee was the same but her foot was much worse and had swolen up and is in complete agony

So about half an hour ago i left her house and decided to go home went i saw the bike i nearly cryed the bottom fairing is cracked and all the stickers ripped the exaust is black and is now covered with white scratch marks the front brake is snapped the rear fairing is broke and my head light is hanging off i will post pics soon
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Gonna wrap a teatowel around the lid nextime..y'know for relgious reasons

[Dom]

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[G]

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If you are a troll, I'm sure you're already prepared .

[Jrod]

m8 she sounds fit nice 1. fuckin gravel, i always said birds cant ride for shit!!!11
m8 lol whenever a girl collapses you suprise sex dem of course! sounds like a nasty cut m8 bit of salt should sortt it

[V15HAL]

Any other person would've got the first aid kit out or gone to hospital, but you being the "Ron Jeremy" kinda guy jumped into bed with her!

I LIKE!

[Shaane]

Good read. Would be better if we had pictures

Hope you guys recover fast... Did you both have helmets etc on?
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[ms51ves3]

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[ms51ves3]

We don't really want pictures of the bike, just the girl thanks

[Shaun]

Dat is so funneh, you should've fingered her when she passed out. dont no y u kept hugging her tho, u shud have just told er 2 tuffen up.

[V15HAL]

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[MarJay]

Two words contracted together to make one come to mind when I read this post.

It starts with D and ends with ickhead.
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[Proview]

Right supprise sex ? ? ? i dont think so altho i could of she was out cold for about 2 mins i could of done anything but i didnt

As for helmets well here u can ride a ped or bike with a piss pot well all most it looks like a horse riding helmet it offers no proteccion from the road but i only have 1 and a full helmet but i wasnt expecting to go riding with a pillion yesterday so i only took the 1 abd i was wearing it lucky i had it on because it smacked the floor right hard and there is a serious scrach in it but she didnt have 1 on she was wearing it but it blew off and i put it on in stead & she didnt want to mess up her hair (WELL SHE MESS UP HER HAIR AFTER THAT )


and oh year she is fit
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[MarJay]

[ms51ves3]

[Timmeh]

I hope to christ this is a wind-up.
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[V15HAL]

OP - my words of wisdom of the day for you, go and get yourself some GCSE's!

[Finglonga]

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[psimpson]

Agree with Marjay!

WTF were you playing at?!

Also with regards to the helmet, if you indeed think it stupid enough to ride 2 up on a moped and you only have 1 helment why the hell didn't you give it to your girl, so what if it was you that hit the floor with your head, you could have easily done her some serious damage!

It should have been blues all the way to the hospital for you two! Especially seeing as she was unconcious for 2 minutes!

Seriously mate grow up!
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[Ste]

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Have some fullstops.

"What the fuck I do now?"
Go and get some antiseptic solution, something like an Iodine solution but if you've not got any medial antiseptic cleaner than something like Dettol or any antibacterial cleaner will work just as well. Apply it undiluted, the label might say to dilute it but it'll be more effective if applied undiluted, pour some onto a rag and then dab it onto the wound. Have a dressing ready to put on afterwards, put some salt on the plaster as the salt will aid healing. Post back here after you've done that lot.

Dr Ste

[LeeR]

Jesus, we've got more trolls than Lord of The Rings...
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[Shaane]

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[jackw72]

Iz yr ped ok?

FUCKING LOL.
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