What's the most embarassing thing that's happened to you?

[5v3d3b0]

Well, tell us some stories!
The worst thing for me was last year I went to Sweden first for a week alone with some friends, then my girlfriend came up for another week or so. We were living with a family that I've known my whole life, and they're about 55 years old. After not seeing my girlfriend for a week we were pretty horny, so she'd brought some stuff to spice it up a little.
The night went on, was great, and we got up next morning for breakfast.
Suddenly the dog walks into the kitchen. In its mouth were my girlfriend's sexy bunny ears, whole family in the kitchen. The lady, not really knowing what to say asks if it's ours, and we said yes with some very red faces.

[Sparks!]

Could have been worse!

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[m0l0t0v]

Oh noes! Sexy bunny ears!

Try having sex in your GF's parent's room while they are away and you're holding a party.

Only for them to get back and hold a very familiar looking condom while they're wearing rubber gloves.

Now THAT was awkward!
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[neatbik]

My willy fell out in morrisons

[The999Kid]

I got Kegged in the middle of a busy shopping centre by my best mate.. nothing much

[McGee]

More my mate than me.

But in the middle of a busy precinct he saw a bitch he used to tease at school and at the top of his voice started calling her a fat bitch and all this.

I was like
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[tatters]

A few years ago at a my last company's Christmas party at a posh £250 per night hotel l passed out in my room after getting pissed on the free booze down in the function room but woke up outside my room in the hallway in just my boxers with the door shut behind me strolled down to reception as bolds as brass pass loads of guests said good morning very cheerfully to the shocked lad at the desk and got him to unlock my door.



got the piss ripped out of me at work for the rest of the year.
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[YUN]

Mini skirt on.....at ATM machine trying to get a few quid out for some lunch. BIG gust of wind from nowhere but I didn't realise as wearing a skirt the draft is always there.
School girl walks up very close to me - thought she was going to knife me and demand my money but she kindly told me that my skirt had blown up and has been resting on my back for a good few seconds and i'm STILL exposing. Thanked the girl.....she went on her way....I turned around only to notice a group of men sitting on the bench opposite the ATM....they all started clapping!
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[Wave2k]

Probably binning my cbr400 outside a school.
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[GodzGift]

I was 16 y/o and got my mates best p0rn video and watched it after neighbours on tv and left it in there. A couple of days later the old folks got a new huge tele.

We had a few people in the room and I was getting the TV started tuning etc. At the end I though 'let me test the video' and noticed the video in there.

Switched channel and presses play assuming a harmless movie in there. But in fact it was 'Tania Russof' russian porn star getting worked on by a wooden plank and moaning, we had surround sound

At the moment I thought I died, I froze and could not hit stop even though i was in front of the TV. I could not turn around either due to sheer panic and could feel my face getting redder and redder.

After about 2 minutes of still being frozen in front of the tele, my cousin shouted " errr is someone going to turn that off! " I quickly pressed stop and took the video out.

My old man gave me a dissapointed look and took the video. I was embrassed and muttered something like "ihm thiknk im giong ot go nwo"

A few days later, I searched the house thick and thin but could not find the video ever again. At first my mate was pissed off about the video but when he heard the story he was in tears from laughing.
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[meach]

[Handsome]

Falling backwards off a picnic bench at a bike gathering last year...

Sober...
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[T1z3R]

getting shat on whilst my mother gave birth to me.
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[JonB]

[Shay HTFC]

[Moonie]

Going to the GUM clinic and realising the doctor checking me out was one of my mates dads.
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[Visitor Q]

Lol, recently its got to be my 21st.

It has been mentioned in another thread, but basically I embarked on what can only be described as an epic round of pub golf (pub crawl but you have to mix drinks heavily and down in one) I was then presented with a pint that looked like beer, so I necked it in one. It /actually/ contained whisky, rum, sambuca, tequila and god knows what... with a dash of lemonade.

Needless to say, 10 minutes later my mind goes blank until 4 in the morning, waking up in a random bed covered in vomit.

Piecing together the night it appears I had a 20 minute long rant/fight at the bouncers, where I kept shouting I'm a cagefighter I'll take you all. Then I got gently nudged over a railing by the first one I lunged at.

About the least likely thing I would do normally even when wankered. The 3 day hangover indicates acute alcohol poisoning, but damn did the boys at the cage fighting club rip it out of me lol.
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Binning my race bike in the paddock at brands yesterday on the way to be noise tested.

That release agent is slippy.
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[thegubner]

Last year I lost some weight and my jeans were loose, I was in a shopping precinct and the button had come undone, I had my bike gloves on and while I was fiddling with the button my jeans managed to slip down down, cant remember how but when I bent over to pull them up I realised I had my favourite boxers on, full of holes and my plums were hanging out. There were plenty of people looking and pointing, I jumped on my bike and fvcked off sharpish.

[tutton]

Sitting in a hall with around 100 other people, next to a very dashing looking girl, had a nice view of her chest, got called to go up front as i kept natterin to my mate beside me how tidy she was, little did i no i had gurt big trouser bulge, looked rather embaressed trying to walk slowly as to not make it obvious.
Didnt work
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[5v3d3b0]

I just remembered a story my Physics teacher told us:
This girl who used to go to our scool went on to study at Imperial.
She was late one day for a lecture, and rushed in only to find a damn near full hall, like 100 people or more. She saw one space in the middle of the room, and decided to casually walk on top of the desks to get there, in the middle of the lecture.
She tried, she slipped, she broke her leg XD
That's what I call: YOU FAIL

[Dragonfly]

The setting: Nice sunny day just started doing avon to get a bit of extra money and some excercising walking.

Up someones drive them all gauping out wondering who the girl is with the bag, got embarassed so started rumaging extra long in the bag because I could feel eyes on me. Rumaged so much while eyeing them momentarly looking out their livingroom window while watching tv I missed they had a door step (incidently the same one as mine as it was a neighbours) Tripped on it, fell head first into the front door and whacked the handle on the way down opening the door. I lay half in their hall next to the livingroom. Then what did I do. I threw them a catalogue! with me name and address on it! Thought they may not know me because I was in next cul de sac when they flippen did after that,

I never went back to pick it up and I am sure they watched me run down their drive way holding my head in shame.
couldnt stop laughing when i got home though.

Another one was in school when my period came on and I didnt know, being not used to it. I was the quite one in my younger years and the quietest person got to leave first as we had a rowdy class. I was sitting on my crapp puffy school issue coat and it even went right through that and my uniform was gray. I had to get up first and run out of that classroom. There was boys there to. mate noticed no one else did. Spent the lunch break in PE room scrubbing it off and it was going no where until the PE teacher found me and lent me a PE skirt.

Was on way to work one morning and had a sudden pooh urge so I ran back to the house only to be locked out! i hit that door like a banshee and my ex was dead to the world in a drunken alcholic mess. So I went around the back which was a public right of way right through it and there was no where to hide. So I found a bowl and poohed in it It was the biggest thing I ever seen and one of my neighbours was puttig her washing on her line across the right of way in her yard. She actually moved house, dont know if it was over me but I really had to go pooh.
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[ms51ves3]

I was out with my dad and cousins fiancee (who likes to take the piss out of me) outside a pub. I heard something coming and went 'What are we saying? CBR600?'

Only a bloody campervan comes round the corner He'll never let it go now.