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DEN MONKEY
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PostPosted: 13:18 - 22 Jun 2008    Post subject: Odd physical traits ? Reply with quote

I was over at a mates place last night and whilst taking a visual wander around the room spotted a mates finger which regularly sports a type of wart that for some reason continually grows despite having lengths cut off by the doc.

Quite often I spot it and would reckon it must get close to 3-4mm long before it reduces in length Very Happy and begins grow yet again.

A little further around the room comes mate 2 who takes great pleasure and trying to rub his enormous bunion on everyone who spots it when he is without socks.
This thing juts out the side of his left foot right where his big toe meets his foot.
Almost like an over sized joint of sorts.
Since he plays soccer and is left footed he can often be seen on the pitch cursing when the ball rockets off at obscure angles thanks to his protuberant growth Laughing .
This is always closely followed by sledges of bend it like bunion from those who know about his mutant like disfigurement.

I myself have an unusual bald spot just above my left knee which is a smooth as a babies butt, despite having the regular amount of hair in all the other standard places.
Or of course the weird dry skin that occurs in the top of my left ear which provides hours of entertainment when work is a little slow and permits hours of picking pleasure.

So the question is, how many of you are freaks out there in your own odd little ways ?
You know something that you have on or about your body that screams unique.

If you needed to be ID'd at the morgue where body mods such as tats were not sufficient enough for a solid ID, what would only the closest of friends, family or lovers use to confirm your lifeless corpse is really you ?
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 22 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have weird leg hair....its only on the front not sides or back really haha
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PostPosted: 13:54 - 22 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I burnt myself on my exhaust on friday, it looks like a cock and balls.

So when it heals and scars everyone will know me as nobleg.
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 22 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I was in retail we used to have a regular customer that had 3 thumbs....

He had a normal left hand (4 fingers, one thumb for the hard of thinking Wink ) but on the other hand he had four fingers and one 'normal' thumb with a tiny little extra tumb, nail and everything, attached where his middle joint was.

He could move it and everything...it used to freak me out! Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 22 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got this 10" growth near my balls.
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 22 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have Hereditary Multiple Exostoces, also known as Multiple Osteochondroma.

.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hereditary_multiple_exostoses

Basically this means I have many bony cartilage spurs growing from each of my joints. I have them all over my hands, wrists, knees and ankles. Luckily they haven't affected my shoulders or hips too much. I even have them in my eye sockets and around my jaw. Most of them are so small you can't see them, but you can definately feel them.

The ones on my hands are noticeable but not an issue (although I do have one wrist shorter than another). The ones on my knees an ankles are more of an issue as the two bones in my ankles grew at different rates meaning I have very flat feet and I've had to have corrective surgery in my teenage years which involved grinding off some of the nodules and having steel staples put in my left ankle.

Some of the ones remaining on my knees are very large and very noticeable. I have very knobbly knees!

So yea, I have loads of shit wrong with me that causes me to have one leg and one arm shorter than another, amongst other things!
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 22 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shay HTFC wrote:
I've got this 10" growth near my balls.

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

You can cut hair you know Wink
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PostPosted: 20:15 - 22 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got a mole on my arse..... Shocked

I wish i was lying but im not Laughing It's not massive, i'd say about the size of a smarties (brown smarties mind you).
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 22 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

hurricanehollis wrote:
I've got a mole on my arse..... Shocked

I wish i was lying but im not Laughing It's not massive, i'd say about the size of a smarties (brown smarties mind you).


Have you tried wiping it ? Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 22 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

DEN MONKEY wrote:
hurricanehollis wrote:
I've got a mole on my arse..... Shocked

I wish i was lying but im not Laughing It's not massive, i'd say about the size of a smarties (brown smarties mind you).


Have you tried wiping it ? Very Happy


Laughing Laughing Laughing

I guess the first time i discovered i must of tried, thats a thought how did i find it in the first place?

I don't squat over a mirror and trim my arse hair...honest.......... Shifty
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 22 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have hair on the top of my feet and I'm quite short....I keep trying to convince myself I'm not a hobbit Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 22 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

When my mate grows his beard, it grows in normally. Well sort of, he seems to be only person i know who can grow a normal beard, and another set of beards, on the top of his cheeks(facial.)
He also has a finger that is twice its normal size and just after the knuckle, kicks out and points to the right. Although that bit is normal sized, hand to knuckle, massive, knuckle to tip, normal.... What you get when you fall over bowling, with a bowling ball in your hand, as someone else throws another bowling ball down the lane you are bowling in. We were far to drunk that night to be bowling. Ended up with a completly smashed finger, 2 bowling balls and your finger inbetween will do that... Was a complete pain working with him then for a month or 2 after, ask him where stuff was, he would point with his wonky finger, and you would be miles off where you wanted to be
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PostPosted: 10:02 - 23 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm fairly hairy, and have a small patch of about 8 dark thick body hairs that grow on one shoulder, that I have to regularly pluck.

Also have stubble on my knees, even though I never shave, pluck or excessively caress them.

Um..... and have no feeling in my left thumb because the nerve endings were severed when it was cut off
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PostPosted: 10:34 - 23 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL...weird thread Laughing

Trying to think of mine, i have a birth mark on the back of my knee in the shape of a heart, about the size of a pea. I only noticed it about 3 years ago.lol

Last year i was led in bed on my back and was just chilling when i noticed a hair, about the length and look of my head hair on my side where my ribs are. I got it between my fingers just to flick it away and realised it was actually growing out of my side! Surprised
It's the only one, same place, i've had it twice now, a single long blonde hair.

My feet click when i walk without shoes on so you know if im walking through the house by the clicking.

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PostPosted: 10:55 - 23 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
LOL...weird thread Laughing


Last year i was led in bed on my back and was just chilling when i noticed a hair, about the length and look of my head hair on my side where my ribs are. I got it between my fingers just to flick it away and realised it was actually growing out of my side! Surprised
It's the only one, same place, i've had it twice now, a single long blonde hair.

Mr. Green


Rogue hair = Old age. Crying or Very sad

I get them all the time in random places, occassionally on the back of my hands or on my forearms.

I was positive I had a grey eye brow hair, turns out its actually ginger/blonde; I have jet black hair. Confused

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PostPosted: 12:48 - 23 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually forgot about the rogue hair syndrome.
I have this one black hair that grows on the back of one of my thumbs.
Only ever the one and always grows back no matter how many times I've plucked the bastard out. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 13:06 - 23 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

my hips stick out forward a mile, it's ridiculous. Probably 80% of girls I get with say "you've got really bony hips" Confused
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 23 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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my hips stick out forward a mile, it's ridiculous. Probably 80% of girls I get with say "you've got really bony hips"

Thats called being skinny. Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 23 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reuben wrote:
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my hips stick out forward a mile, it's ridiculous. Probably 80% of girls I get with say "you've got really bony hips"

Thats called being skinny. Laughing


Old age will take care of that too.

As the rogue hairs begin to appear, the bony hips will begin to do the opposite.
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 23 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:
Rogue hair = Old age. Crying or Very sad

I get them all the time in random places, occassionally on the back of my hands or on my forearms.


No i don't think you understand.....this one hair on my body which has happend only twice was as long as my hair. And my hair is long! Confused
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PostPosted: 15:09 - 23 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
pa_broon74 wrote:
Rogue hair = Old age. Crying or Very sad

I get them all the time in random places, occassionally on the back of my hands or on my forearms.


No i don't think you understand.....this one hair on my body which has happend only twice was as long as my hair. And my hair is long! Confused


Oh right.

Well, not much I can say really... Ummm, that is a wee bit strange... What ever you do, don't light it; you could explode...

Wink
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 23 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Boys!

You DO realise that the seemingly random patches on your legs that are bald are caused by your trousers rubbing in that area? Laughing
Think about it for a second... They will be on raised muscle (calves, thighs) and be EXACTLY where the fabric makes contact with skin.

Hardly an odd physical trait.
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 23 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get rogue hairs too.

There's one that keeps growing right in the middle of my forehead. It's just a single hair, the same colour as my head hair, but grows at about 10 times the rate.

I'm afraid to pull it in case it is attached to my brain, so I just cut it off.

I also have really weird feet. I have a huge mound of dead skin that builds up on both big toes. And I get new hairs appearing on top of my feet, too.
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 23 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rowey wrote:
Um..... and have no feeling in my left thumb because the nerve endings were severed when it was cut off

Are you sure the reason you have no feeling in your left thumb isn't because you don't have a left thumb? Wink
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PostPosted: 06:44 - 24 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

lozzypop1 wrote:
Laughing Boys!

You DO realise that the seemingly random patches on your legs that are bald are caused by your trousers rubbing in that area? Laughing
Think about it for a second... They will be on raised muscle (calves, thighs) and be EXACTLY where the fabric makes contact with skin.

Hardly an odd physical trait.


Nope sorry, wrong.

It's only on one leg and both are the same size shape etc.
Oddly enough I do believe it to be the way I sit with one leg up over the other. It's the only thing I can think of.
I don't sit like that all the time though Confused
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