Your worst ever ride?

[J D]

Mine has to be riding my old dt 125 to have new tyres fitted, at the time i had a bug and i was constantly throwing up. The ride was unbearable, i couldnt keep visor closed or leave it open because both kept bringing sick into my mouth. Dropped the bike off couldnt hold off any longer threw up outside the shop and 6 times in the car on way home

[Matthie]

[Skudd]

Mine had to be when I was about 18yrs old, Had this girl who was 25 yrs old looked absolutely gorgeous in he tight leather mini skirt and tight top with no bra, pert breasts she looked like gold, she gave brilliant head ( at that time any head was brilliant) she had a lovely tight shaven haven that I just slid into while she squoze me with he muff muscles as she rode me...... then it happened.......................... slipped her tight top of and went to suck on those nice 36C breasts................. Fucking Hairy Nipples. It was then the worst ride I have ever had. First time I had ever dumped a girl ( I was always the one to be dumped usually )
I still see her from time to time 22 years later, She still looks very hot and pert and a real MILF except I can't get those nipples out of my mind
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[mistergixer]

Hooning thorugh some fantastic roads in Brittany, i had a wasp slap into my neck - the wasp then went down the neck of my jacket, stung me all across the chest, before crawling into my right armpit and stinging me a further 5 times there.
I pulled over in pain and panic and stripped everything i was wearing off, as my mate rounded the corner he had the terrible sight of me, in my pants, beating myself with a glove at the side of the road.
I still feel sorry for him to this day.
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[Fisty]

[Moonie]

Riding my 1977 Raleigh Chopper to the shops to get ice cream a fly went into my ear. felt it crawling around for about 4 hours then killed it off, but it was so pressed up on my ear drum I had to walk round with it in my ear for a week, and then they put me under general anesthetic and sucked it out with a hoover

I am to this day called flyboy
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[ms51ves3]

Riding 50 miles to Squires to meet up with the North people in the pissing rain. Only wearing jeans, summer SIDI gloves and an un waterproof jacket. Stopping at traffic lights was a nightmare as It meant I had more time to concentrate on how wet and cold I was, standing up was bad because water just pured from my crotch area and made it feel colder. Got to Squires ans was drying my T-shirt and gloves under the hand dryer in the toilets

It was a bad ride in terms that it was uncomfortable for me but it was such an awesome day and that ride added to it

[ruffriders]

mine was on my old sr 50 last summer when a wasp went up my sleve up on to my shoulder and stung me bout 5 times but whilst this was going on i didnt have time to stop myself going into a park transit van

that hurt only doing bout 15-20mph but still hurt lol


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[sanchezz_182]

Going out for a "short " blast that ended up lasting all day until nightfall, taking me and a mate into the lake district, around 70 miles from home. It wasnt until leaving a pub on top of a mountain that i remembered I only had my dark tinted visor with me.

Easily the worst ride of my life, my eye sight is sketchy at best at night so trying to peer into the darkness to try and find my way (thanks to 17 year old Honda headlights) on a road which had no road markings while my eyes watering so much that it made my face freeze. This was nothing compared to the motorway section of the trip home. Having ran my body dry of eye water i was happily bumbling along the m6 at around 100mph getting splatted in the face by every bug in northern England when i started feeling what felt like pins and needles in my eyes wasn't sure what it was until i started seeing little ice balls bouncing of the front of the bike but by that time the damage was done. pulled onto the hard shoulder and try'd to rub my eyes back into working again but i couldn't keep them open, it felt like really bad welding flash. After the hail had stopped and i had got going on the bike again in the pissing rain i turned onto a stretch of road that would normally take around 20mins yet that night it took me around an hour and a half.

For the next few days i had to walk around looking like i had pink eye, it was awesome!

I don't forget my clear visor anymore.
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[hmmmnz]

when i was 16, i was riding my zx4 and in true kiwi summer style i was in shorts,.......
well being a 6'4" lad, i never really fitted the zx4 and as i was blasting along the motor way, i got a wasp in the groin and 4 stings up the inside of my thigh... not a good look,
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[Biker101]

2nd worst was when i had my ped and it was chucking it down, water was in everything and i had to go up a hill managing single figure's of speed, it sorted itself out when it dried off though.

The worst was the other week, following a couple of big heavy BMWs we hit some very loose gravel on a windy narrow country road, there was easily over 1cm of loose chippings and for about 4 miles i had to stick to 30mph while feeling the front end go constantly, there was no grip whatsoever, i honestly didn't think i would get through it without dropping the bike. My uncle said his BMW and the other one were better due to being heavier bikes since they weigh 75% more than mine.
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[Tonka]

...this thread has really made me chuckle....except Skudd as that's just cringy-gruesome, and I'm a girl!

Not been riding long enough to have a bad one, but know what I've got to look forward to - yippee!

Conclude that I clearly wasn't going fast enough, as the wasp that hitched a ride with me just crawled up my visor making me go all cross-eyed until I could pull over and let it out - guess he was too appalled by my riding to get excited enough to sting me
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[deanoet]

Not been riding overly long, worst ride so far was down the M6 passed the lakes, lovely scenary, just a shame about the hail stones pinging off my neck at 70mph

Must have looked a right sight, tucked right down, chin on tank bag, elbows tucked in, knees pushed as far into the bike as possible... On a naked hornet, not the best bike to hide from weather on.
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[Dr. DaveJPS]

my worst was needing a piss (for an hour) whilst on a lesson riding a cg125, i eventually signalled the instructor to turn into a car par, had then had one of the most satisfying piss in the bushes possible


singles and the need to piss, not a good mix
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[NickD]

Two hundred and odd miles down the A1 yesterday coming back from the Farmyard Party with a fucking stinking hangover, shitloads of luggage and the worst winds I've ridden in for years wasn't a barrel of laughs.
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[craigs23]

I once had a Suzuki Bandit 400; that was the worst ride I've owned.