I've Lost It

Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

Just thought as I was bored I would check out a bit of online porn. Clicked onto clip, the girl started doing her stuff and all I was thinking was, That room could do with a bit of coving and a boarder. I have truly lost it. What now? A life time of slippers and cardigans watching countdown?
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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

I have watched porn and thought " you could do better than him. it won't last. Why not look for a boy with a good job and nice family? And while we are at it do you not think that dress makes you look a bit of a slapper?"
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Silver · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Oct 2004 Karma :

It's not the dress that makes her look like a slapper, it's the cum on her chin and cock in her arse.

Probably.

Rowey · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Karma :

Yaaaaaaaaay!!!! I'm young!!!!
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Deckx · Nearly there... Joined: 09 Apr 2007 Karma :

you need to step up a level and go more hardcore !! go extreme holly Laughing

GhostRider · World Chat Champion Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Karma :

Seems like you're ready to upgrade to Scat or Vomit porn........
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Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

A few observations on porn.
1.Why do porno people gob on each others genitals?
2.Why do porno blokes always have to finish the job with a wank over the face/tits? FFS they have a lady porn person to do that job for them. When I am with a chick my hands do not stray from her bits to my own, it is her job to make me pull a silly face and make monkey noises.
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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Colin. It is not necessary to hawk a greeny for a bit of lube. Nature provides lubricants and so do the makers of Durex.
Almost without exception if any woman gobs at my nob she gets told to go home and write an apology letter. The makers of porn films ( American pigs mostly) seem to think it erotic to dribble and spit, it is not in fact it is as vulgar as America itself.
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Glen · Spanner Monkey Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Karma :

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GodzGift · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 May 2006 Karma :

Anyone here pissed on there girlfriend? I was dating this chick last year whilst working away on a business trip. One evening as I was working her, she replied "now,piss on me" i was like Shocked

"woooo, wooo, wtf, are you serious?"

So anyone here ever pissed on there bird?
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virus · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Aug 2006 Karma :

You need to get another bike luke.

That way, even if the sex isnt good, you can have a good ride for 28 miles. Laughing

Cheers
John
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Carl_steveo · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Jun 2008 Karma :

well sex is sex and i get plenty of it. and i travel every weekend from sunderland to york for sex and lots of it

but i have to say the current gf is very gud at what she does Wink

binge · Emo Kiddy Joined: 02 Jul 2004 Karma :

My girlfriend lives about 3/4 of a mile away, So its alright. Thumbs Up

Very little effort, Plus she likes sex more than I do I think! Shocked

I actually didn't think that was possible but hey.

Moonie · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Karma :

I live in oxfordshire and the gf lives in west yorks..

Last weekend was a fun one though.

And I have met a girl who can make me orgasm better than I can myself, I count myself lucky Thumbs Up

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JakeyR · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :

My birds been on for a month cos shes got a fooking implant, you cunts should all feel sorry for me.

and i hadn't lost it till u mentioned it, now i watch porn all i can think about is the pissing wallpaper. Middle Finger

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killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

It's just exciting to the lead up i think....i remember this one girl talked about it as if she was very experienced, turns out she wasn't.
She just liked having a laugh about it i guess, we slept together in the end and seriously, i was a little tipsy and still not enjoying it....in the end i was doing her doggy style making faces on purpose Razz

just to amuse myself. lol

Then this other girl was pretty reserved about the whole talking freely about sex and stuff, a very cute looking girl with glasses, but very hot non the less.
I went to a house party with her and we ended up getting it on...i should have remembered, always the quiet ones. She fuc*ing locked the door, and i had literally, no chance of stopping if i wanted to. Silence

Last time i watch porno with my missus we we watching it in silence at first getting in the mood or whatever, but ended up in tears of laughter because together we realised the story lines behind the scenes we hilarious. The DVD was italian and the firt scene has this women wine tasting, after she's had the wine pourned by the 'hunk', she tries a bit and seems to like it....then he says a few words and she's got a cock in her mouth. WTF? Laughing

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Moonie · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Karma :

Killa that reminds me of the bit on Friends where they have free porn and watch it for like 3 days straight.

And then Joey goes out and comes back in and says "Dude, I just went to the bank and there was this totally hot cashier and she didn't even want to have sex with me"

"What's up with that?"
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