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chris-red
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Joined: 21 Sep 2005
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PostPosted: 00:30 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Porn at the pumps Reply with quote
According to news reports, filling stations are going to put screens on their pumps showing pornographic films. This way you can watch someone else fucked up the arse at the same time as you.
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Nufkamp
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PostPosted: 05:14 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Visitor Q
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PostPosted: 08:48 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nah you see the nozzle is meant to go in the fuel tank... not your ass.

Thats where you're going wrong.
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From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule...
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map
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PostPosted: 10:30 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
bonny_ricardo wrote:
Nah you see the nozzle is meant to go in the fuel tank... not your ass....

Don't be so sure, one person's porn is another's kinky pleasure and I'm sure there are plenty on here that like that sort of thing, even if they don't know/admit it Wink Very Happy
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Visitor Q
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
map wrote:

Don't be so sure, one person's porn is another's kinky pleasure and I'm sure there are plenty on here that like that sort of thing, even if they don't know/admit it Wink Very Happy


I have the feeling that a petrol enema might sting a tad.

Feel free to try it and prove me wrong.
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From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule...
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