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PostPosted: 11:14 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: OMG, this is insane! Reply with quote

https://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

Some of them are unbelievable!

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Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son


[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]

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PostPosted: 11:33 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Links not working for me but that quote Neutral WTF
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PostPosted: 11:38 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it me or is anyone else getting a

Gay Central free gay dating advert at the bottom of the post. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 11:50 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, but i'm thinkin Shaun really has managed to find his way to the bowels of the internet.
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PostPosted: 12:08 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.


God this had me roaring with laughter
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun, on reading these... I think I actually love you.

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PostPosted: 12:25 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to the internet! :/

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PostPosted: 12:25 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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so you think if no one believed in any religion there would be no wars or fighting? i think it would be worse. i know if i didn't fear god's judgement i would have killed many many times.

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PostPosted: 12:34 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahh, the behavioural officer at my old school is a neo-nazi South African evangelist who's husband is a born again preacher, made for some absolutely hilarious conversations when I was internally suspended, me being an Agnostic. She is as mad as a fish.
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PostPosted: 12:38 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

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The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe --- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just reading some of them from June, some of them are priceless.

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"People who have high IQs are less likely to believe in God than people of average and below average intelligence, according to Richard Lynn, emeritus professor of psychology at Ireland's University of Ulster."



Yeah, I never was too smart. Stupid me, I'm going to spend eternity in the presence of my prescious Saviour where I'll never hunger or thirst. I will never sorrow or suffer loss. I'll never be sick or in any kind of pain and I'll never have to deal with sin or its consequences any more, whether mine or anyone else's. Yeah, I'm stupid all right.


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[in response to this - Think i'm wrong? Show me your evidence that T-rex where vegetarians]

well by looking at their teeth you can tell that they are perfect for sawing trees insuch ( just like a saw) and the fact that the only thing ever found on them has been vegetable matter.if you think I'm wrong then prove it.
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

For the believers, proof is not necessary. For the non believers, proof is not possible. Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm so sick of Atheist trying to ruin things for everyone else. I say we torture them and make them suffer excrutiating pain. We'll see then if they STILL don't believe in God.

Beowulf, Free Conservatives [Comments (72)] [2008-Jun-26]


Some of it's slightly worrying.
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh these are just great. Small world too because some nutjob who wanted me to do free work for him pops up too:

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You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.


The same fella sent me the following emails:

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This is my prayer is you make your forum style, [snip], top notch, which I thing you can do. But you have to get rid of floating variables, and work from the basis of a fixed position which will correct the vertical and horizontal problems. It does not need improvement just fix the alignment problems.

By the way I can lead you to Christ and you will accept Him as your Lord and Savior if you hear what I have to say, but you have to be willing and want to search Him out with all your heart and soul. Otherwise you are just another person taken by the world; and you know who the god of this world is? Nobody forces you to receive the gift of salvation. The flesh is strong and does all it can to not allow yourself to hear the message of great plans God has for those who love Him. There is more going on in the world than meets the eye.


And lets not forget...

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My license has been revoked with vBulletin and they contacted my server which is removing my pages from their servers.

I have a legitimate license paid for in 2004. I am a Christian and that is the reason they ultimately came after me.

Crazy world. Satan is the god of this world.

Nobody who owns a vBulletin license is safe, even if it is the largest forum in the world.


What a fookin' nutter. I stopped replying to his emails but they kept flooding in.
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I keep finding new hilarious ones.

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Why doesn't anyone believe this truth?
i dont know why people wont believe this. this is going to happen and everyone just shurggs it off as a bunch of lies

the reason god doesn't like gays, or asians is because they do not have souls. let me explain. people who do not have souls bare some characteristics of the devil such as bad eyesight and no hair, and average intelligence (asians are good at math and engineering and gays have big vocabularies). the devil creates gays and asians and sends them to earth to convert regular church going humans into atheists and agnostics. after the apocalypse, the devil is going to gather up his army of atheists, agnostics, gays, and asians and is going to launch a full blown checmical/nuclear attack on heaven. now, god knows this, but the devil is very powerful, and works his way around god's powers.

i am trying to save the future generations of us humans to spreading this truth. the more beliver we have, the more chance we have of surviving. how do i make people believe it?

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PostPosted: 13:04 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where is this all coming from? I am gonna spend the rest of my life becoming a faith hunter.
And I will brutally kill all those religious freaks cause they make me sick!
Do kids in Africa deserve to be born with AIDS? Do bikers who never broke a law deserve to get mashed by 4x4s? Fucking dickheads...
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PostPosted: 14:31 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

uscchica09 wrote:
If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.


Brilliant!
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

havent read any of the links but Shauns OP reminds me of the louis theroux : the most hated family in america Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:42 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?


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I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!



This is the best one

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I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie


That's 4 words Laughing

They're just 3 of my favourites. I've only read like the first 15 Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry but I have to post this one.

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A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister.


Shocked Now that's really scary
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 27 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi

Think this was the funniest:-

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One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]


You don't need to be a rocket scientis to be aware of the sun.

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PostPosted: 04:43 - 28 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phoenix wrote:
No, but i'm thinkin Shaun really has managed to find his way to the bowels of the internet.


he was just searching for a support forum to help him come to terms with his complete gayness.

Seems he has built up the confidence by reading others similar plights and now feels comfortable sharing his non-hetro sexual desires with us here.

I'm so proud of you Shaun .


Just be yourself champ Thumbs Up Very Happy
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PostPosted: 07:10 - 28 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

DEN MONKEY wrote:
he was just searching for a support forum to help him come to terms with his complete gayness.

Seems he has built up the confidence by reading others similar plights and now feels comfortable sharing his non-hetro sexual desires with us here.

I'm so proud of you Shaun .


Just be yourself champ Thumbs Up Very Happy


Now now Den monkey, there's no need to make up all these lies to see how people on here react to someone coming out.

I've spoken to your mother and it's ok that your avatar is an artists impression of how you spend your time, we don't care, I have respect for anyone who is a taker, it must take a lot of courage to put all them cocks in your arse.
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 28 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
DEN MONKEY wrote:
he was just searching for a support forum to help him come to terms with his complete gayness.

Seems he has built up the confidence by reading others similar plights and now feels comfortable sharing his non-hetro sexual desires with us here.

I'm so proud of you Shaun .


Just be yourself champ Thumbs Up Very Happy


Now now Den monkey, there's no need to make up all these lies to see how people on here react to someone coming out.

I've spoken to your mother and it's ok that your avatar is an artists impression of how you spend your time, we don't care, I have respect for anyone who is a taker, it must take a lot of courage to put all them cocks in your arse.


Dad said he thought he could smell you on mum again just last week.
He asked if you could at least have a wash before you come over for a servicing next time.
Oh and you left your rubber suit here again.
dad tried it on but said it reminded him of the gimp in pulp fiction too much. So it's here when you want it back.

Courage ?? hell no just lots of spit and something to bite down one really.
Trust me you will get used to it eventually Very Happy
When you've just started try little cocks. Your mother may even suggest you own father as a good place to start.
Seems it runs in the family Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 28 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really reminds you how narrow minded and stupid you have to be to believe in any kind of religion. Understandable over a hundred years ago but with all the knowledge about our history and universe we have today to still believe in a celestial being is idiotic.

Oh, and

gsxrmick wrote:
For the believers, proof is not necessary. For the non believers, proof is not possible. Laughing


Another stupid phrase, of course proof is not possible. It's impossible as there isn't any except a (supposedly) 2000 year old book of fairy tales and the 'faith' contained within the minds of the weak and the gullible.

My 2p Mr. Green
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