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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: LISTEN UP YOU FUCKS!!! Reply with quote
my name is Amil Khan, and if you all dont stop phoning me im going to do something very very outragous.

i know all your ebay accounts, and i'll bid on ALL of them if you dont give me a break.

i'll find out where you all live, and push your bikes over with my mercedes that is faster than them all because it has a bigger engine!
i wont stall either.

fuck you!
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Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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benjami
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
You won't stall, what if you fall off your car and break your foot?
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TomR6
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
*Goes to find phone number from other thread*
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Alex-RS
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fucking banchod, must give him a call.
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
My name is Michael Cain!

sorry wrong forum.....
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PostPosted: 18:31 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I iz lost innit !!!
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PostPosted: 18:31 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I iz lost innit !!!
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LeeR
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
safe Cool
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Re: LISTEN UP YOU FUCKS!!! Reply with quote
mattsprattuk wrote:
my name is Amil Khan, and if you all dont stop phoning me im going to do something very very outragous.

i know all your ebay accounts, and i'll bid on ALL of them if you dont give me a break.

i'll find out where you all live, and push your bikes over with my mercedes that is faster than them all because it has a bigger engine!
i wont stall either.

fuck you!
Dat rant is like, awesum init bruv? I wanna no when u next do anuva fing lyk dis. Cool
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Re: LISTEN UP YOU FUCKS!!! Reply with quote
mattsprattuk wrote:
I'm a raging homo


Cheers matt, but we already knew that. Now come back home and I'll cook you a nice shepherd's pie and we can cosy up and watch Brokeback Mountain together.

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thegubner
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Re: LISTEN UP YOU FUCKS!!! Reply with quote
Timmeh wrote:
we can cosy up and watch Brokeback Mountain together.

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Thats actually quite a good film.
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Guv, your time inside may have tainted your judgement.
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thegubner
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
1930 Ariel wrote:
Guv, your time inside may have tainted your judgement.



Honestly, I thought it was good, it wasn't a gay porn film and it wasn't focused on sex.

Quite interesting I thought.


Anyway, who's up for a bit of fishing?
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Tristan.
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:

Anyway, who's up for a bit of fishing?


Tell me I'm not the only one who read that as fisting?
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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Re: LISTEN UP YOU FUCKS!!! Reply with quote
Timmeh wrote:
mattsprattuk wrote:
I'm a raging homo


Cheers matt, but we already knew that. Now come back home and I'll cook you a nice shepherd's pie and we can cosy up and watch Brokeback Mountain together.

Thumbs Up


hey, thats 2 little quips about my sexuality... is someone insecure? Laughing
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Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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Fisty
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tristan the wrote:
the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:

Anyway, who's up for a bit of fishing?


Tell me I'm not the only one who read that as fisting?



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PostPosted: 21:59 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
are you twats still ringing that poor lad Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Re: LISTEN UP YOU FUCKS!!! Reply with quote
mattsprattuk wrote:
my name is Amil Khan, and if you all dont stop phoning me im going to do something very very outragous.

i know all your ebay accounts, and i'll bid on ALL of them if you dont give me a break.

i'll find out where you all live, and push your bikes over with my mercedes that is faster than them all because it has a bigger engine!
i wont stall either.

fuck you!


Originally relates to: https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=150624

Proceed in calling .......
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Timmeh
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tristan the wrote:
Tell me I'm not the only one who read that as fisting?


+1
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Shay HTFC
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
WE NEED RECORDINGS.

I would record it if I had any clue as to how to record a telephone conversation.

This guy must be in turmoil. Coming out with more threats now Laughing
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 23:04 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is it not time to consider that he is just a kid and he may well have learned his lesson by now? Are we not in danger of bullying the lad?
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
1930 Ariel wrote:
Is it not time to consider that he is just a kid and he may well have learned his lesson by now? Are we not in danger of bullying the lad?


Its not like he,s being made to answer the phone, que someone quoting internet/mobile bulling Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 23:29 - 16 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Im bored, I think I'll give him a wee call.

My phone went dead. Looks like I'll have to call back at around 1:30 Smile
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ZRX61
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PostPosted: 03:29 - 17 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lets see... 8.40pm here would be 4.40am there..
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LeeR
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PostPosted: 12:23 - 17 Jul 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
tatters wrote:
Its not like he,s being made to answer the phone, que someone quoting internet/mobile bulling Rolling Eyes


How does that work, can you not just ignore the texts and stay off the chat rooms?
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