Another teen movie,

[Misc]

Seriously, i made a thread after 'Meet The Spartans' came out just to say how awful it was & how do the directors get away with it, their last couple of films have rated below 3.0/10, hint? No, i just seen that they're bringing out yet another teen comedy film.

This is ridiculous, i dare you not to laugh.

Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWy5abFkaMk

Has anyone managed to see the new Batman yet? I really can't wait. At the moment it's ranked the #1 with 46,915 votes over at IMDB, unlikely it'll stay there but i reckon it'll be in the top 30 which is an achievement.

[Frost]

I thought meet the spartans was mildly amusing.
THAT however looks liek the worst peice of shit i have ever not seen.

[GhostRider]

The mere fact that you sat and watched "meet the spartans" is a disgrace in itself.

I remember watching that "Date Movie" and I think I went "heh" once (I could be mistaken). My brother came round one day and said "Ever seen that date movie" I said "yeah, biggest pile of shit ever", he goes on about how I have no sense of humour and how hilarious he thought it was and that he had tears rolling down his eyes. It took a lot of contemplation not to disown him as my brother after that statement, though I did tell him I was ashamed to tell people we were blood relatives.

I think they are on like American Pie 6 now, I cant think what bloody retards are signing these contracts to OK these movie productions, I mean, I thought AP3 was rather shite, but looking at the synopsis of the others it seems every single one is some shit revolving around stifflers brother/cousin/aborted fetus trying to mimic the original character. The reality is its just an excuse to put barely legal teens on film with their tits out for 13yr olds to go watch and then go home and wank about later.

Some people definately need to be shot, but theres so many, one may have to stockpile ammunition for a while beforehand.

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[Misc]

A film reviewer made an excellent point when he said the joke isn't in the movie, it's actually on you, the viewer. Which is true because these guys & Hollywood know the movies are insulting & unfunny but they know people keep paying to see them so they'll keep on making movies until people realize this.

Aint it funny that these guys are in the position that so many people would kill to be in & they just abuse it? They could be making films like 'The Dark Knight' but instead they choose the easy route & sell out.

The good thing about the new American pie's is that they go straight to DVD so the advertising isn't shoved down your throats.

Hollywood is a sellout, just goes to show that it aint about quality but money, a bit like the music industry. Probably well independent/low budget films actually make some effort & are better then 90% of the shit Hollywood produces.

[Dragonfly]

First I heard of that Disaster Movie and it looks like pure shit anyway. The Sarah Jessica Parker look a like is convincing though They are totally tiresome these films now, one trying to be better than the other and failing miserably.
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He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Fahd]

Misc, I couldn't agree more with you in regards to my anticipation of watching the Dark Knight, it looks absolutely amazing, especially considering I was a big fan of Batman Begins which seems to be hugely underrated in my opinion considering that pile of shit they're selling as Fantastic 4 was such a hit.

As for the the generic 'scary movie millionth & 1 spin-off' ignore it's existence, at the end of the day the film will be forgotten with (a very short amount of) time whilst the Dark Knight looks to be something truly special.
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[Ariel Badger]

Sarah Jessica Parker is the woman that women think men will like. we do not like her, Jeremy Clarkson got it right when he said she looked like a boiled horse.
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Fuck

[Kal]

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[Kal]

Nah, this is a bit of gentle joshing between mates...

Letting her read the above - now that would be asking for it.

By the way if any of you who admitted to dating horsefaced women do happen to be dating my hEX, you have my sympathies...
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