I'm like, soooo a vigilante me

[TechJinx]

on my way back from our league cricket game today I pulled up alongside a middle aged trout in a convertable Jag yacking away on her phone.

Took offence as I've had too many near misses from phone using twats not looking, so I pulled in the clutch and revved like hell alongside as we went along at 50, 40, 30.... stopped at the lights, me still revving at about 10,000 and her obviously hearing nothing being said on the other end.

Very satisfied when she hung up and looked at me with an angry face.

Told her in my most patronising voice:

"now if you weren't breaking the law I wouldn't have had to do that"

daft bint looked like she wanted to explode and said
"are you a copper or something"
"no" (smiling)
"well mind your own business then"
"lady, it is my business when some old, kept woman like yourself knocks me off this thing cause she's yacking on a mobile when she should be concentrating"

guy in the van the other side alughed and gave me the thumbs up

I recommnd this approach if you see anyone in a car on the phone

Techjinx
"Serve the public trust"
"potect the innocent"
"uphold the law"

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[Shaun]

Done the exact same thing to some late 20's bird at some lights once, she went nuts and threw her phone into the footwell whilst screaming ok at me, was brilliant.

[mistergixer]

As it was a soft-top you should have leant over, snatched her phone and slung it into a bush.
Then punched her tits etc

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[ajb]

do you think my 125 would make enough noise for this to work ? would love to try it
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[Deus]

TechJinx, I salute you sir! Well played.

[cestrian]

Nice one! Put a smile on my face.

[cyclops12]

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[LankyPaddy]

I like these stories

We should create a library of these

e.g. This one: "I love you. Mwah"
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[salty21]

great idea!!!!! best thing i have heard in ages

cant wait to have a go at it!
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[TechJinx]

cheers for the guys, made my day seeing as we lost our match

I also consider this the official moment I stop mainly posting "how" "what" "why" huh" questions and give something back
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bikes: SV650S K5 that is making me do this 57 CBR125 RW-7 - sold ; 54 CBR125 - anyone wanna buy a project?

YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

[Gazdaman]

I always JD style daydream about snatching the person's phone from their ear and calmly placing it on the roof of their car just out of arms reach.

So they have to get out to get it back, hopefully whilst holding up traffic.

I always go out of my way to give people wanker signs when they're on the phone. Had 1 guy apologise and hang up.

And I love the way the phrase "Punch her tits" now just has an 'etc' to show the Gary doing.

Gaz

[Gumby]

End of the leg variety! Nice one
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[Ben.]

best one ive seen in london, some bloke in a convertible blocked in a hornet, the guy on the bike just did some huge burnout, smoked the fuck out of this old guy in his bmw.
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[Jebus]

thats great, serves the stupid bint right!
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[M4RK]

Nice one TechJinx, I like that...well done. That really made me smile reading it, very cool.

Keep us updated with any more moments like it,

Mark

[ZRX61]

[M4RK]

Lol, daaaamn...nice.

[TechJinx]

[Mr Nice Guy]

Awesome fella

[Deano]

well done techjinx, you deserve a pat on the back.

I heard recently somewhere insurance companys were going to make driving whilst on the phone as bad as no insurance which can be worse than drink driving when it comes to insurance companys so it is starting to be taken seriously its just the cops dont crack down on it.

[AppleJoe]

[Moonie]

we have a pan european in at the moment with exhausts cut off jut before the rear wheels, sounds really really loud, louder than the Harley sportster with straight through pipes
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[TechJinx]

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YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.