Nobby No (Vertual) Mates

[Ariel Badger]

I had to make a facebook account as I wanted to look at someones profile (didn't work in the end, I think I had to be a friend to view) My profile has no information about me other than my name, sex and date of birth (the last is fake). Now I keep on getting requests to be friends with people. Why on earth do they think they should want to be my friend or that I would want anything to do with them?
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[Ste]

The more friends you have on Myspace or facebook, the larger your e-penis is. It doesn't matter if they're friends in real life, or if you even know them at all; the more people on your friends list the your e-penis is.

Alright if add you as a friend on Facebook then?

[JonB]

On MySpace, I let any old tom, dick or harry add me, but on Facebook I strictly keep it people I know, not random people.

It's a bit stupid when people have like 500 "friends".
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[Dragonfly]

Its a pain that, I usually look at how many friends they have collected and most of all do I know them. There are even some on mine nearing deletion for adding and never speaking to me, and I dont even know them!. I usually turn them down now. Someone added me cause they liked my make up, I had to ask why as they never spoke to me
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[hellkat]

I've got a FB account like that.

I specifically HAVEN'T told anyone from my ("real") profile that I have it, and yet, as soon as I joined a 'group' - I got a request from someone I don't know to be their friend.

So I thought 'Fuckit', and accepted his request. So now I only have one friend that I don't know, instead of the 307 friends on my 'real' profile - of which about 20 that I actually know (or at least "know", like from on here, LOL).

Thing is, if you start playing these daft "game" applications, people want to befriend you to increase their mob/clan/family size to win at various things, so you end up with all manner of weirdos on your friends list.

I've actually recently become matey with a girl in Montana who I never knew before - but we play similar games online - so its not all bad. I found myself being surprised : "Gosh! Social Networking really does work...!" LOL

Andy keeps getting requests in Arabic or Turkish from some of his online poker buddies, to join groups which he can't even read what it says (so obviously he doesn't bother to accept the requests). It usually has a picture of some random freedom fighter or something, and a lot of guff in Foreign Lingo underneath it.

Anita just deletes ALL her requests and refuses to even accept mine. Cowbag.

If you add me (and dragonfly) as friends, you'll get us sending you mad suggestions for flowers, karma, sunshine, bottoms, kittens, boobies, monkeys, and assorted other inanities with which we hope brighten up somebody's day, but which would probably lead them to seek out my mate Woody's group, which is called something like "Stop Sending Me Fucking Requests!"
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Dragonfly]

[hellkat]

[JonB]

DF, my fiancée was taking quite a big issue with the fact that you kept buying me on "friends for sale".

She thinks i'm having an affair with a NI lady called Anneke.
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Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth.

[Ariel Badger]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

[Icey]

[Dragonfly]

[JonB]

So you sending me knickers was not a secret declaration of your love for me?

Facebook sucks.
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Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth.

[Dragonfly]

[Ariel Badger]

The more I read the harder I try to forget my password
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[hellkat]

Nah, cos I do the same

I either think "That fuckin Anneke's as loony as I am" or I open it up and keep it on there for a few days (or longer if I like it) or I just hide the box or the icon for it, till someone invariably sends me one from that app again.

Sometimes I 'prune' them all, if the page gets too heavy with apps. My mate Mel is a nutter for that. I don't think she's EVER deleted an app, and her page is sooooooooo cumbersome to load. She has about 50 different Kiss me/hug me/fluffy wuffy bloody teddies/goth stuff on there, all the same, but a bit different. Bird needs to do some serious weeding!

Sometimes I make an educated guess at who might LIKE the application I'm sending, but then when I run out of 'real' friends, then I just randomly send them to all the Mobwars and Might of Many people I have on my list.

I was browsing the Developers group the other day (which I am a member of, having created the gift app for Sending Bottoms, in a moment of arse madness ... LOL - it was tooooo easy!) - and I found a guy who has made a (jokey) application called Murder, where you send people pix of different murder techniques (nothing graphic, though, I hasten to add).

I had to be very careful who I sent that to, LMAO.
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[st3v3]

I only add people that I know, and pushing it adding people I talk to regularly on here.

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

[Harold_Shand]

Yeah, thanks for Nations, HK. Saw it on yours and thought I'd have a go. Good fun. Shame it's not very involving. Going off Mobwars as I have 24 friends and a mob of 6. I can do very little now apart from kill people who attack me, but I'm not going mad on the fucker and getting strangers on the firm.

I got a few requests from people I knew at school that I cared little about at the time and care less about now. Twats. I think the 'Status' should be at least a little bit funny. There's one cunt on my list who genuinely believes that the world gives a fuck about her getting new contact lenses.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[hellkat]

Yeah Nations is a bit slow for me, too
Shame, cos it has potential.

With mob wars, you've really got to add unknown people. I've only got 290 as opposed to others who have, like, 600+, and I never bother to fight, cos I'll just lose

In fact, I'm quite bored of mobwars myself now, but thats probably cos I'm making over 110 million an hour, and its lost its amusement value. Waking up every morning with a billion dollars in cash ... its not all its cracked up to be



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[Dragonfly]

I only send people back stuff that sends me stuff or I feel rude not returning things like tattos and flowers. I dont look at apps invite list anymore. There is one of two from bcf on my list who I cant remember their forums names and its confusing me

I had an Egyptian fella on there once who was more than displeased when he found out I was pregnant. Started asked me why I wasnt married and why I was talking to other men online and that I was wrong in doing so and that my bf should not let me talk to men. bloody hell. I only asked why he added me.
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[st3v3]

That's ok, I'm not asking for you to....

That 10 sec interview one you have made me laugh.
*adds the app*

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[hellkat]