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Shaun
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PostPosted: 20:36 - 21 Aug 2008    Post subject: I propose a new laws! Reply with quote

Rape to be made legal should the rapee be a bit of a cock tease.

Jailbait to be treated as an adult should they be found in a publichouse after 9pm.

Muggings to be legalised if the 'victim' looked at you funny.... or has grey hair.

Being irish punishable by fire.

Being scottish punishable by ice.

Being welsh punishable by, well, whatever you feel like, fucking wankers.

That'll do, for now.
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PostPosted: 20:37 - 21 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if your sort of half and half like me? English and Scottish blood? Do I get mildly chilled?
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 21 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

ncrn wrote:
What if your sort of half and half like me? English and Scottish blood? Do I get mildly chilled?


Cornetto in the eye.
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PostPosted: 20:39 - 21 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
ncrn wrote:
What if your sort of half and half like me? English and Scottish blood? Do I get mildly chilled?


Cornetto in the eye.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Sounds fair.
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 21 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
I propose a new laws!


A new laws? Wink
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 21 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

you've got my vote.
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PostPosted: 23:19 - 21 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being part scottish and part Welsh, I can only disagree with you here, Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 21 Aug 2008    Post subject: Re: I propose a new laws! Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
Being irish punishable by fire.



Ok since I am northern Irish and britain and all that owns us then can I say I am Bristish and get out burning at the stake? or do I just get my hair burned off Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 21 Aug 2008    Post subject: Re: I propose a new laws! Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
Shaun wrote:
Being irish punishable by fire.



Ok since I am northern Irish and britain and all that owns us then can I say I am Bristish and get out burning at the stake? or do I just get my hair burned off Crying or Very sad


You get let off lightly: pubic hair only.
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PostPosted: 23:37 - 21 Aug 2008    Post subject: Re: I propose a new laws! Reply with quote

LukeVFR wrote:
Actually, rape should be made legal regardless whether they're a cock-tease or not.

Legalize rape FTW. Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 23:38 - 21 Aug 2008    Post subject: Re: I propose a new laws! Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
Ok since I am northern Irish and britain and all that owns us then can I say I am Bristish and get out burning at the stake? or do I just get my hair burned off Crying or Very sad


Well, given he is proposing laws against being Scottish (British) or Welsh (again British) I suspect those in NI will lose out.

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PostPosted: 01:30 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

you are a most mediocre troll.
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PostPosted: 07:26 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

pwntifex wrote:
you are a most mediocre troll.


And you sir would look fabulous dressed in a pink mini skirt.... that's doused in petrol and on fire.
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PostPosted: 07:29 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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you are a most mediocre troll.


And you sir would look fabulous dressed in a pink mini skirt.... that's doused in petrol and on fire.




.......wow, what an incredibly disturbing image! Thinking
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PostPosted: 07:30 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

New law.

St3v3 to be shot upon sight for being a dumb shit.
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PostPosted: 07:55 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you not been to Scotland?

They are already punished by ice Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:54 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
ncrn wrote:
What if your sort of half and half like me? English and Scottish blood? Do I get mildly chilled?


Cornetto in the eye.


Which end first? Thinking
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PostPosted: 09:45 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Re: I propose a new laws! Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

You get let off lightly: pubic hair only.


Not so bad I could do with a tidy up Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 09:54 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
New law.

St3v3 to be shot upon sight for being a dumb shit.
I weren't gonna bite but where new laws are conrned, you should be banished and have a bounty on your head, on account of being a total incompetant twat and a hypocrytical fuckwit. Rolling Eyes

I'm not the dumb one as you've clearly shown. Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

ms51ves3 wrote:
Shaun wrote:
I propose a new laws!


A new laws? Wink

Bad grammar being punishable by being put in the stocks and pelted with rotten fruit and veg.

A return to old fashioned values. Should sort out chav txt speak for a start. Should be a vote winner at a general election Wink

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PostPosted: 10:37 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

My bad, I was on MSN at the time of writing, ever since reading this every day religously my writing style has changed to make random words plurals for fun.

As for St3v3, I pity the fool, genuinely, I'm not just ripping off Mr T, I actually feel sorry for the poor little inbred.
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PostPosted: 10:42 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A return to old fashioned values. Should sort out chav txt speak for a start. Should be a vote winner at a general election Wink

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Do not use the old irony excuse you sir are setting a bad example to our youth Wink
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool cheezburgers Cool
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PostPosted: 10:49 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 15:40 - 22 Aug 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
My bad, I was on MSN at the time of writing, ever since reading this every day religously my writing style has changed to make random words plurals for fun.

As for St3v3, I pity the fool, genuinely, I'm not just ripping off Mr T, I actually feel sorry for the poor little inbred.
Making random words plurals due being a poor little inbred? My facts here are as un-informed as yours. you call me a fool when your the one foolish enough to post random crap about somebody else's livingship. I aint inbred, not poor and compared to you(as guessed from a flopping youtube performance) not overly little.

Diddums, Shaun doesn't like me..., I'd go cry in the corner but I'm not that sad and I don't really get wound up by keyboard warriors. I also, feel sorry for you if it's any consolation.

What was it you were saying about me not being able to reply to things you posted aimed at me? I'm pretty sure each time I make a decent point of argument(every time) you never seem to reply again....
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