Funny plate...

[Matthie]

Any one think of a funny slogan to have along the bottom of your number plate?

Cheers,

Matt
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[thegubner]

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[T-b0Ne321]

[Matthie]

[Blackwolf]

And as if by magic

1 Litre Porche Eater

FUCTIFINO OWFASTAWOZGOIN OCIFFER'

'Orgasm Donor'

'Ridden well....report stolen.'

(upside down) 'If you can read this please flip me over'

'If you can read this... You've been overtaken.'

'I speed up for corners'

'If its got tits or pistons its going to be expensive!'

'The car in front is...In my way'

'The car in front is...A cunt'

'I slow Down for whores '

'I wish my wife was this dirty'

'leave later ride faster'

'don't think and drive'

'protected by violence.'

'ride it like you stole it'

'Catch me if you can copper'

'How's my riding? Call 0800 FUCK OFF'

'How's my riding? Phone 999'

'Hedge seeking missile'

'My other ride has tits'

'Valentino who?'

'Sorry, Did I just overtake you?'

'Engineered in Japan, re-engineered in England'

'You'll never take me alive pig!'

'Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving bike'

'Bye bye gatso, see you in court'

'If you can read this you don't wank enough'

'You must cheat death to know you are alive'

'The voices made me do it'

'Only Dickheads read this slogan'

'Designed by a genius, ridden by a twat'

'One wheels enough'

'If you can read this I must have crashed'

'Tarmac Terrorist'

'Bye Bye GTI'

'Scooby Killer'

'The car in front is now behind'

'Now you see me, now you don't!'

'It is big and it is clever'

'Cool as penguin piss!'

'If you're not a haemorrhoid, get off my arse!'

'If I want you up my arse I'll kiss you first!'

'R.SEND'

'May the force not see you'

'Farkham Hall'

'Phastasphuk'

'0-casualty in 2.5 seconds'

'Look me up the pipes and tell me that you love me!'

'Rides better than your missus.... officer!'

'Life begins at 140mph'

'Nutty as squirrel shit'

'Hasta La Vista'

'You are the weakest link.... Goodbye!'

'Sorry, did I just overtake you?'

'Eat my fumes'

'The voices made me do it'

'Pocket rocket'

'My other ride is your wife'

'Warp factor 9 please, Mr Sulu.'

'If you think this is fast, wait until I realise the choke's still on'

'The car in front...is in my way!'

'Get a life....get a bike'

'Madder than a bag of badgers'

'Any closer and people will talk'

'Get off your mobile and race me'

'--- horses, one rider'

'It's MR DICKHEAD to you'

'Built to tilt'

'Fear is Fun'

'If you can read this you are faster than you look'

'HAVE A NICE DAY.......IN YOUR CAR'

'More grunt that a horny dog'

Like the view? Get used to it'

Scooby Slayer'

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[MattEMulsion]

Here's the one I used to have on my bike. Unfortunately it used to attract too much of the wrong kind of attention.

https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/mattemulsion/NumberPlate-1.jpg
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[bs16]

Just had one done but it wouldn't make any sense unless you were from around here, but my second choice was "Suck, Squeeze, Blow, Bang!"

[r1_lad]

I used to have this on my R1...

https://www1.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/216dfb2987703c0e0b216d4da9b905545g.jpg
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[Moonie]

You know you can get a fine for them?

Not saying don't do it, just making sure.
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[Whosthedaddy]

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[bs16]

[Biker101]

'I Stole Daddies Bike'



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[steve32]

those quotes are one of the funniest things ive read in a long time i think i'll be getting a new number plate made
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[Frost]

If ridden responsibly, please report as stolen.

or on a car...
If you can read this, i've lost my caravan.

[Paivi]

[Paivi]

Aaaargggh, double post!
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[Moonie]

[Im-a-Ridah]

[Shaun]

"Numberplate slogans are for fags"

[short1uk]

"Ride it like you stole it"

Police didnt say nothing when they picked it up off the road after my crash

[Kal]

Bounce Right Back

My plate has the letters BRB and I've had more comebacks than Rocky Balboa.


Recent legislation has specified that the plate makers (or vehicle dealers) name and contact details are in the space you are using for the slogan along with the standard that the plate conforms too.

No other text than this and the regislation in its correct layout is allowed. The only other thing allowed on the plated is a UK or EU flag of origin.

However if the plate predates 2001, if memory serves, then it's legal.
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I Like To Hoon It Hoon It I Like To Hoon It Hoon It I Like To Hoon It Hoon It Ya Like To (HOON IT!).
1984 GB250 Clubman,1983 CB250N Superdream, 1999 GPZ500S

[Biker101]

AFAIK its only a fine at worst, i cant see anything wrong having a legal sized plate with legal sized letters/numbers but a slogan instead of a company name, maybe we could set up a load of companies with these slogans as names
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