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| Are you a washer or a walker |
| Washer - I'm hygienic and clean |
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| Walker - I'm a scruff |
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| panrider_uk |
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 panrider_uk World Chat Champion

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 Posted: 10:41 - 04 Sep 2008 Post subject: Washer or walker |
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I still find it surprising how many people don't wash their hands after going to the toilet.
So are you a washer or a walker?
For the record, I'm a washer
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Walker! Keeps my immune system working.  |
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| neil. |
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 neil. World Chat Champion

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Used to be a walker but since getting together with my other half a couple of years ago, who has 2 kids from another relationship, I've become a washer as we like to set a good example to them and expect them to wash their hands afterwards too.  ____________________ CBT February 2008 | A2 June 2008 | Yamaha YBR125 (written off) | Honda CBF125 (current) |
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 MarJay But it's British!

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| YUN |
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Apparently a test was undertaken in a pub once. They found 5 different traces of urine in one of the peanut bowls!
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My friends comeback to washing his hands after going for a piss
Passer by : "did your mother never teach you to wash your hands after going to the toilet?"
Mate: "no, she taught me not to piss on my hands instead"
I can comment no further  ____________________ A quater of a NC30 and a whole tatty ZX6R J2, that's plenty...
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 stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist

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urine is sterile unless there is something badly wrong with you.
people really ought to wash their cock after touching it with their filthy hands.
I know exactly where my dick has been and what it has been touching since I last washed it, I can't say the same for my hands.
Really, you ought to wash your hands BEFORE going for a piss. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
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| stinkwheel wrote: | | Tristan the wrote: |
What kind of pig? |
A saddleback. So when I say up, I mean by a long way. Up to the armpit. |
But did she come??
Anywhoo, if im pissing, im a walker, for the same reasons as Stinkwheel mentioned. If, however, im laying some armoured core, and especially if I happen to breach the hull and shake hands with the french, then its definately soapy water time.
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What gets me is those toilets that have state of the art super-hygienic liquid soap dispensers, piping hot water, and industrial super fast hand dryers.
Then you have to PULL the fucking door handle to get out, and coat your hands in all the filth that the 'walkers' left on it.  ____________________ CBR125|||GSXR400|||CBR400|||CBR400|||CB250RS|||GSXR750|||CB250RS
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And the above is the reason I refuse to shake hands with men.
You've just had your dick sweating away for hours, only occasionally taking it out for air with your hand, and then you come to me to shake mine. Don't think so.
Wash your hands, not to do so is disgusting. ____________________ My other bike's a Monster...  |
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I wash my knob everyday, problem solved  |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 17 years, 154 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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