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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 07:41 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Problems at Work Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 07:42 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope that is a really good zoom lens.

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PostPosted: 07:45 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

It tried to jump for my face. Sad
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PostPosted: 07:46 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's one creepy looking critter.

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PostPosted: 08:01 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope you live in australia!
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PostPosted: 08:03 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tegenaria domestica I believe.
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PostPosted: 08:22 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you in the UK? Shocked OMG! It tried jumping at my face just in that pic Neutral

its even wearing spider aviatar shades Confused
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PostPosted: 08:29 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see all sorts of forgiven spiders and bugs coming through at work in the fruit and veg. a customer was bitten by a spider once Shocked Ive never seen he managers move so quick Laughing

Each one we find we have to put in a tub then put it in the freezer upstairs so it will either freeze or suffocate... Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:08 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

yea dont you get dangerous spiders or something that come through with the banana's? xD
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus wept, that bastard is so scary, I've taken my feet off the floor. Shocked

Can the arachnophobic masochists amongst us know the actual size of that thing, please.

Just so we know what percentage of the sunlight that bastard's blocking out.

Brrrrrr!
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or is that ... masochistic arachnophobes? Thinking

I had to come back in this thread twice, to prove to myself I wasn't all that scared.
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:
Tegenaria domestica I believe.


They only grow to 1/2" long.
It looks like a Wolf Spider, how many eyes does it have?
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PostPosted: 18:49 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Or is that ... masochistic arachnophobes? Thinking

I had to come back in this thread twice, to prove to myself I wasn't all that scared.


You hang with the 1% and are scared of spiders! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

kill it just kill it please,

Is it just me that when they kill a very large critter like a scorpion they have to cover the ears to aviod the CRUNCH.

Id have to throw a large book or something at that, but then you run the risk of it running fast and me screaming, spiders running is ming.
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PostPosted: 19:07 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

wave2k wrote:
kill it just kill it please,

Is it just me that when they kill a very large critter like a scorpion they have to cover the ears to aviod the CRUNCH.

Id have to throw a large book or something at that, but then you run the risk of it running fast and me screaming, spiders running is ming.


Feed it, its abdomen is shrivled, don't kill the poor thing it is a very pretty spider and can not hurt you.
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PostPosted: 19:11 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
You hang with the 1% and are scared of spiders! Mr. Green


Yeah, but you can't grab a spider by the balls if it tries to climb onto you.
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

i couldnt actually live in a house with that near, id have to kill it.

Did anyone read in the paper a few days ago on the camel spider that hitched a ride back from Afganistan and killed the family dog, now thats something to shit yourself over.
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
Feed it, its abdomen is shrivled


Small baby oughta do it Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

wave2k wrote:
i couldnt actually live in a house with that near, id have to kill it.

Did anyone read in the paper a few days ago on the camel spider that hitched a ride back from Afganistan and killed the family dog, now thats something to shit yourself over.


story so good i had to google it

here it is

https://www.eadt.co.uk/content/eadt/news/story.aspx?brand=EADOnline&category=News&tBrand=EADOnline&tCategory=News&itemid=IPED27%20Aug%202008%2023%3A12%3A39%3A423
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 04 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not even gonna open that link Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:53 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well you don't have to worry, that's a Huntsman spider, don't get them here, mainly Australia and other hot spidery countries.

It is spider season though now, all the males are running round the house looking for a mate. I had a massive one in my bedroom on Sunday, it ran under the bed unfortunately and then fortunately (but disgustingly) reappeared later, running up the side of the bed onto the mattress, but the direct hit with some Raid in the first capture attempt got the better of it and it fell off and started dying.
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PostPosted: 08:33 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuckin spider season.
I may have to go and buy more bathroom Flash, which works well on them big buggers.

Anita refuses to put the washing out, due to some weeds which I have been cultivating in the garden (but no fridges, as yet).

I have to peg it out, and bring it in. And I have to shake it all before I bring it in, to ensure there are no spiders lurking about in her clean clothes.

She's so pathetically grateful that I am prepared to go out in the spider-infested garden Shocked alone Shocked (despite my equally strong repugnance of the buggers, too), that she agrees to fold it all and put it away ... if I told her I wanted all my clothes ironed as well, she'd probably agree to that also Thumbs Up Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 08:52 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
https://www.eadt.co.uk/content/eadt/news/story.aspx?brand=EADOnline&category=News&tBrand=EADOnline&tCategory=News&itemid=IPED27%20Aug%202008%2023%3A12%3A39%3A423


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They feed on insects, rodents, small birds, scorpions and lizards using it powerful jaws to seize it's victim before using digestive juices to turn them to pulp.


The word 'pulp' made me laugh Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:58 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Elliotramona/spider-1.jpg
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PostPosted: 09:33 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG Moonie! Shocked I am never going to Austrailia!

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/pressass/20080905/tuk-deadly-spider-in-co-op-bananas-6323e80.html

seen this on yahoo news this morning.

I was terrified after watching Arachnaphobia when I was younger, wouldnt even go into my bedroom and had to have my dad check everything to prove there wasnt a spider in my room. Crying or Very sad
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