The curry I ate last night just destroyed my arse.

[Timmeh]

I need a new rectum.


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GSXR400 x2 | '94 RVF400 | '93 TZR125 4DL (again)
20:22:30 BLUEX5: i would love to be forced to undergo a**l plugging with different sizes
20:48:18 Temeluchus: comp you hunk of smouldering homos3x you

[Paddy Blake]

Hahaha.
Dr Paddy can help.
Fill a condom with water and put it in the freezer.When it is frozen you can guess what to do with it.

Paddy

[Timmeh]

I can't quite see my ring Doctor, would you care to supervise the application?
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GSXR400 x2 | '94 RVF400 | '93 TZR125 4DL (again)
20:22:30 BLUEX5: i would love to be forced to undergo a**l plugging with different sizes
20:48:18 Temeluchus: comp you hunk of smouldering homos3x you

[McGee]

[Dragonfly]

Did your ass hole come down for a drink of water then

[Mister James]

Have you been reading Dan Brown novels again?
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>Soultrader Mister James, I bet you are a copper
>Bazza Wow. Eyes like a shithouse rat, you...

[Ste]

Get a packet of immodium and just take lots of them. You won't be shitting for a while.

[Timmeh]

MILK ENEMAS FTW.

And relax....
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GSXR400 x2 | '94 RVF400 | '93 TZR125 4DL (again)
20:22:30 BLUEX5: i would love to be forced to undergo a**l plugging with different sizes
20:48:18 Temeluchus: comp you hunk of smouldering homos3x you

[neil.]

Toilet rolls in the fridge the night before.

Seems you've suffered a case of Gandhi's revenge.
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CBT February 2008 | A2 June 2008 | Yamaha YBR125 (written off) | Honda CBF125 (current)

[SoND]

[pits]

Not as good as when you get the shits yet it doesnt hurt, so satisfying

[virus]

You should try the vindaloo from my local, its the only thing I know that can make your arse look like a japanese flag.


Cheers
John
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own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.

[Wave2k]

https://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/prodimages/19148.jpg
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Ducati 1299 Panigale
2009 Corvette C6 z51
RS125->CBR400->RXS100->GSXR750K2->Ducati749S->CBR600RR5->TL1000R->DRz400->RSVR1000->Honda VTR SP1->CBR400->GSXR1000K6->Honda H100->CBR600RR3->Ducati1299

[Handsome]

Seeing that butt plug reminded me of a programme I saw years ago were they were rating sex toys and they had a butt plug on with a clock face on the end lol, must be so you can time how long it'd been in...
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Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[Wave2k]

I found a george bush one when i was search google for that one.

its where he belongs

https://www.queerty.com/queer/bushplug.jpg
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Ducati 1299 Panigale
2009 Corvette C6 z51
RS125->CBR400->RXS100->GSXR750K2->Ducati749S->CBR600RR5->TL1000R->DRz400->RSVR1000->Honda VTR SP1->CBR400->GSXR1000K6->Honda H100->CBR600RR3->Ducati1299

[Handsome]

Wonder what the sales figures are like on that one...
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Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[Ste]

Jesus fucking Christ

https://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-div-1353.jpg

[Handsome]

[Ste]

Or there's something like this...

https://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_228322_imageset_01?$main-Medium$

[Wave2k]

at the risk of making the topic NOT WORK SAFE

https://www.buttbonkers.com/images/HugeButtPlug/HugePlug0722_01.jpg
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Ducati 1299 Panigale
2009 Corvette C6 z51
RS125->CBR400->RXS100->GSXR750K2->Ducati749S->CBR600RR5->TL1000R->DRz400->RSVR1000->Honda VTR SP1->CBR400->GSXR1000K6->Honda H100->CBR600RR3->Ducati1299

[Handsome]

[Wave2k]

maybe if you are constipated, to insert it up your arse and through the poo, the barb end pull the poo out.

I cant see any other need for a barb ended butt plug
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Ducati 1299 Panigale
2009 Corvette C6 z51
RS125->CBR400->RXS100->GSXR750K2->Ducati749S->CBR600RR5->TL1000R->DRz400->RSVR1000->Honda VTR SP1->CBR400->GSXR1000K6->Honda H100->CBR600RR3->Ducati1299

[Ste]