Legends in life

[Shaun]

Every so often in life you come across someone who should be recognised as an actual legend, usually for all the wrong reasons.

An old pic that appeared on facebook reminded me of a guy I knew when I used to work at McDonalds back when I was 17. He had some learning disabilities but nothing major, ok he believed in God and his job was to mop the floor but he was stable enough to know which lad to hassle to get hold of pornography.

I'll never ever forget when we had a girl from another store come to do a shift at our 'resturaunt', she was really attractive, great ass and chest and was actually a good laugh and around my age (17) as well so I chatted to her a lot with the aim of seeing her naked. She walked away from me at one point and the 'legend' strolled over to me, looked back at her and just went "she's sexy" then pulled a face that suggested he'd bone her.

An hour later I'm chatting to her again, we're flirting and there's 5 minutes to go until she leaves, I'm stood leaning back on the side and she's in front of me, things are going well and I'm readying myself to suggest she gets naked with me sometime. Suddenly the legend comes over, puts his hand between us clutching a piece of paper and hands it to her, says for her to call him and walks off. We look at each other confused, she opens the paper and written on it is his number, the words "I think your sexy" and his schedule for the next 2 weeks of when he's working, when he's at church and when he has free time. We're both in tears laughing when suddenly her taxi pulls up and she leaves, I never saw her again, my chance was stolen by the legend and his schedule.

Another time he saw a woman sitting down whom he quite fancied but this time decided to take a less direct approach to chasing her. He went over and asked if she'd like to buy some raffle tickets and she did. He then jotted down her contact details for himself, went to her house and posted love letters through her door whilst sitting on the wall opposite her house watching. We only found out because the woman in question immediately called the store to say "that fucking retard who mops your floor is stalking me".

I'll never forget that sex pest, he was awesome.

Anyone else come across such legendary charcters?

[YUN]

LOL that is hilarious.

Back in school there was a business teacher (Mr.Thompson) who was every students best mate because he was almost always high on drugs...so you could get away with anything.
He would turn up to class all high and jiggy, swearing, jumping around on tables etc
The only time you'd cringe really is parents evening - where he'd have white powder around his nostrils and figeting like he had ants in his pants. You'd try to hold your laugh in when he starts giving your old dear the 'the WINK'. He WAS a legend tho!!
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[Tristan.]

When I worked at mcdonalds there was this wierd gropey kid, fucking hilarious to watch him try to be sexy when surrounded by poor quality meat and grease. He even did the golf instructor thing once to my ex, Natalie, came up behind her and put his arms round her to show her how to put the mcnuggets in the frier Got a warning for pinching her arse as well.

Then there was James off the schoolbus, who was basically Michall Howard but 17, much more right wing and with acne, we discovered he fancied my mates 13 year old sister. When we invited him to sit next to her he invited her out to dinner.

[Dragonfly]

His name would be Marty Bog Roll and he is our local insomniac whi rides a bike.

https://www.bebo.com/ILOVEBYKES

not really his page just something someone made for him. But the skin is his picture.

Has loads of fan pages and even if you google him he comes up. I dont think he has even used a computer before and has probably never sat foot in his house. No matter what time it is you will be talking to him and he knows so much! very fwe that dont know him around my area and he is known as a legend. Not a bad word is ever said about him even i have sat talking to him at 3am!

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[colin1]

am I the only cynic who is thinking that shaun is just fishing for material to use in his standup routines ?

I guess it could work.
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[Wave2k]

The west wickham tramp

We call him silverback, a local irish tramp who has torrets and hands outside the bogs outside my work.

he somestimes go bonkers calling everyone fat bitches and cunts, and even called me a dirty prostitute and a fucking bastard.

when it was raining hard one day he was shouting at the sky, but believe it or not when you speak to him direct he is as normal as pie (for a tramp).

and believe it or not is actually on youtube filmed by the building next door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0P7dCPpsPQ



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[Shaun]

[gmanxiii]

He looks like mr bean....
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[colin1]

i love the wheelie vid on the page from the tramp vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9HJceaWXHM&feature=related
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[Wave2k]

The boxhill legend, anyone who has been to boxhill has probably seen him.

https://www.geocities.com/wave2k2000/legend.html
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[Dragonfly]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXUA8qePhZs here is another legend that is known or his lunacy. Just listen to the laugh. Lots have filmed him. Is on every bus apparently having a party.

[DAF]

Horace White - North Finchley

Anyone who's been to Finchley will probably remember Horace, a very rotund black guy who always used to hang around Tally Ho corner wearing a big parka come rain or shine. More commonly know as Mr "Best of Luck to you", since that was the greeting he used to shout loudly at passers-by - you'd hear it all the way down the street and even inside the shops. I guess he was what you would call a "care in the community" type but you tell him your name once and he'd remember it forever. Used to always sport a very wide grin whilst repeating his trademark catchphrase. Local kids and youths would often taunt him, resulting in some other trademark phrases - usually "YOU F...ING C..TS! YOU F...ING F...ING C..TS!"

Haven't been back to Finchley for a few years but I do wonder if he's still around. Anyway, respect to you Horace.
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[Ariel Badger]

Mad Malik from Birmingham.
Toatal loon, he has been standing on my street corner for well over 20 years dancing for hours on end. He wears earphones but rumour has it that there is no Walkman/Pod on the other end and if there is it has no batteries. He carries various weapons to defend himself and has often hit cars with broom handles and various planks. God knows how many times he has chased me on my bike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVSEXPeOQk0
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[Moonie]

BB

It stands for Bad Boy

A mangy old homeless tramp who gaffa tapes the tops of his boots to his trackies and rides a knasckered old bike up the bmx ramps, with a full face helmet on that says ba by, because some letters are missing.

Got expelled on his first day of school because someone used his eraser so he stabbed him through the hand.

BB's quote of the week:

"What's that your drinking BB?"

"I drink petrol cus it keeps me warm"
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[GhostRider]

There's a few,

First off we have Randall, some old crazy dude that used frequent one of the villages near here and the parks and stuff, good sport painted his beard white with Gloss at christmas to match his santa hat. My mate sold him weed once, saw him a few days later and asked him if he wanted some more, he declined, saying that he and his friend had been driving and both of them went blind for about an hour, turns out that it wasnt weed after all, my mate had simply collected the scrapings from his lawnmower, which he then checked with his mom and it turns out she used some now banned industrial strength weedkiller, hence the blindness hahahaha.

Also theres basket ball guy in birmingham city centre. Some black dude who goes everywhere with a basketball, dribbling and making passes to random pedestrians, legend has it that he almost became professional but got messed up on drugs or something like that. Theres anothers black dude who goes everywhere wearing a rain mac and some big green wellington boots and shorts. See him everywhere and he's nice as pie, keeps himself to himself and always looks like he;s really enjoying himself. Drove past him once with some friends and some kids in the street were calling him a black bastard or words to that effect, my 20st 6'4 half caste friend jumped out the car and chased them with a spiked mitt haha.

Probably more but that'll do for now.

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[matt_uk]

Gordon the tramp from bournemouth, he never wears a watch, but knows the time every time when you ask, has been on the local news and papers.
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[plugger147]

We had a guy called Frankie Lodge, he hardly ever spoke to anybody unless he was singing. He used to winder round the estates in Newport in the same old suit, raincoat and trilby singing opera to everyone he saw, he was bloody good too.

https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2428303653&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Fref%3Dsearch%26init%3Dq%26q%3Dfrankie%2Blodge%26k%3D200000010%26sf%3Dt#/wall.php?id=2428303653&page=2&hash=eb9c6b6bf88705d0d615ef0b4dd7a2d0
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[bazza]

I have to wonder about people who consider the mentally ill to be "legends"...
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[Catalyst]

Brenda the bearded lady of guilford, always sitting on benches and in mcdonalds a lot. It's rare to see her sometimes as guilford is so big, that's what makes her special....apart from the beard

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