I hit a duck and i liked it

[JakeyR]

Well i was on the way home on the scootay, 'cos the cbrs still off the road, and i hit a fookin duck, proper heard it crunch, then i turned round and the things walkin' round in circles looking a bit confused, was well suprised how it was still walking.

so err yeah, erm, thats it.
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[Cigaro]

I'm a bit stoned and this thread made me laugh my arse off.

[JakeyR]

its really funny you should mention that


i was not stoned when i hit the duck, and nor was my mate following on the zx6*

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[Blackwolf]

Im not stoned and im laughing neway
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Ducking 'ell
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[RVF_Mark]

lol duck stew ftw

I ran over a huge rat last night, heard/felt the hit so turned round, splashed all over the road was either pinky or brain. I felt satisfied.
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[Fawbish]

You're a horrible person Jake. You should have stopped and at least broken its neck.


I was on one of my favourite roads near mine, about 5 miles of tight twisty country roads, and I exited a corner, cranked over, straightened, pinned it for the next corner in second and BOOM, I was winded, braking, doubled over my bike.

It seems Pidgeons dont approve of fast riding, and so decided to aim its considerable size (it was HUGE! ) at my 80mph abdomen. The stupid thing was, slowing down for the next corner, I looked down, and it was still there! Laid in my lap, happy as larry (well, if larry had broken wings, blood and feathers everywhere) struggling weakly

So I picked it up and chucked it, it hit the deck at 50mph and PUMPH, exploded in a ball of feathers.


Ah, that was a good day. I felt so powerful. I'd been tested, and I hadnt been found wanting.

Fuckin' rats with wings.
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[LustyLew]

Don't think I've ever hit anything on the bike. However, I did hit a young deer when on the blues in the ambulance.

Had to borrow a mop and bucket from A&E to scrub Bambi's guts & brains from the drivers side!
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[chillpill]

lmao

didnt you stop for pics

[Greenychris]

I hit a rabbit last night

It was sat in the middle of the road while I was going about 80mph, I would of missed it if it didn't decide to run a few inches to the left exactly where my front wheel was heading.

It made a crunching sound and I kind of felt a small bump.

R.I.P Rabbit
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[MinhDinh]

[veeeffarr]

I was cycling to work this morning, was daydreaming then started looking around

BAM, dead fox, tongue hanging out, about 2 inches from my left foot, almost shat meself!

[Charlie]

I have hit an owl before, its bloody hard to break necks on them things. It just flew out of a hedge and straight into my leg.

Friend has been hit by a bat before, he has his visor open and a bat hit his face. Said it felt all velvety on the side of his face.
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[MinhDinh]

hmm looks like bcf is full of animal killers. let's hope the rspca doesn't get onto us!
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[Fawbish]

Excuse me, but Im pretty well known for having a 60 foot Racoon friend that joins me for a chat on occasion.

And there's an Actual Horse on the forum, never mind the RSPCA. The horse is a member of BCF.
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[MinhDinh]

[skinny]

fox: toby r; well done mate
badger: skinny
toad: i have without my bike
weasel: no one yet but we need to
owl: ds55
rabbit: greenychris
snake: i would love to but not yet
cat: i'm sure someone on here has :p

I felt really guilty about it but it did cost me a new side fairing and a foot peg hit whilst banked over on a corner that karmas a bitch sometimes
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[LustyLew]

fox: toby r; well done mate
badger: skinny
toad: i have without my bike
weasel: no one yet but we need to
owl: ds55
rabbit: greenychris
snake: i would love to but not yet
cat: i'm sure someone on here has :p
The Great White Stag: LH-ER5 (well, if it had a chance to mature!)
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[JakeyR]

Ive also killed a rabbit on the Hornet, and a Bird with my head on the cbr.

The RSPCA love me.
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[Tarmacsurfer]

Killed a badger with a bike? I have trouble believing that, having been a passenger in a series 2 landrover that hit a badger then came off worse than said animal...

Old brock walked off through the hedge looking mightily narked, on stopping we discovered a hefty dent in the nearside wing and ripped brake line. No sign of badger in field.

As an aside, a word to the wise here. Don't get a pheasant stuck in your visor whilst going around corners. It's very distracting.
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[Stevie GooGs]

Never hit anything but got stung on the neck by a nasty wasp/horent or somthing. My mate hit a bird on the motorway and he had to pull into the next services to wash the blood and guts of him and his Ducati.
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[MinhDinh]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Animals_of_farthing.jpg


only a mole and weasel to go
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