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Shaun
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PostPosted: 11:03 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Chilax.... wtf! Reply with quote

Speaking to a friend on MSN, usual pleasantries exchanged and she says she's "chilaxing". When questioned she says it means she's chilling and relaxing....

They both mean the same fucking thing you dumb bitch. Before you say I should stop grooming 13 year olds she's a 21 year old student, her hanger on (male that follows her about hoping to see her boobs) now says it as well.

Are teens/students really getting that stupid that they need to make up a new word that stands for 2 words which already mean the same that they can't be bothered to say.

Idiots piss me off, I'm going for a slenap.
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PostPosted: 11:07 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

In a way it's evolution of speech, the English language is pretty amazing.
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PostPosted: 11:15 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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They both mean the same fucking thing you dumb bitch


Did you tell her that ?
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chillax isn't a new word... you dumb bitch.
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PostPosted: 11:24 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

benjami wrote:
Chillax isn't a new word... you dumb bitch.


First time I've heard it... you std ridden slag.
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a bit stupid, but I like the concept.

Combine two words to make one word. i.e instead of saying i'm "Browsing the internet". Why don't you Brownet? Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:27 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

English is ridiculous in my opinion. For example apostrophes, why do we need them? They make no change to words or pronunciation, yet without them, the word is classed as incorrect. Why are they there? There is also a lot of words are just spelt unnatural.

I remember when I was at school and college, the teachers would say that English is one of the hardest languages to learn because of all the rules when speaking and especially writing it.
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PostPosted: 11:28 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon B wrote:
It's a bit stupid, but I like the concept.

Combine two words to make one word. i.e instead of saying i'm "Browsing the internet". Why don't you Brownet? Laughing



Cos brownet sounds shite and almost sounds like soiled underwear.


I always thought chillaxing was relaxing when stoned. Shows how much i know. Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Re: Chilax.... wtf! Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
her hanger on (male that follows her about hoping to see her boobs) now says it as well.

Aw, for a moment there I was gonna take the weewee and say "come on Shauniewaunie, you ARE that hanger on...." Then it struck me that you *do* like them bent, and are therefore 'unthreatening'...
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Re: Chilax.... wtf! Reply with quote

UnknownStuntman wrote:
Aw, for a moment there I was gonna take the weewee and say "come on Shauniewaunie, you ARE that hanger on...." Then it struck me that you *do* like them bent, and are therefore 'unthreatening'...


Fucking hell, I bet you thought really hard about that as well.

"Hmm, how can I insult him, ooo, I know, I'll suggest HE is the hanger on and then I'll suggest he's gay because of his custom title he's had since 2004, I bet nobody has ever said that, man, I must be a genius, my mum would be so proud if she could see me now, shame she's busy going down on my brother, we're all so inbred it's hilarious"

Yes, that's what you said.
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:26 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Re: Chilax.... wtf! Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
UnknownStuntman wrote:
Aw, for a moment there I was gonna take the weewee and say "come on Shauniewaunie, you ARE that hanger on...." Then it struck me that you *do* like them bent, and are therefore 'unthreatening'...


Fucking hell, I bet you thought really hard about that as well.

"Hmm, how can I insult him, ooo, I know, I'll suggest HE is the hanger on and then I'll suggest he's gay because of his custom title he's had since 2004, I bet nobody has ever said that, man, I must be a genius, my mum would be so proud if she could see me now, shame she's busy going down on my brother, we're all so inbred it's hilarious"

Yes, that's what you said.


Sheesh, chilax, man...
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PostPosted: 12:34 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

OTT replies FTW

Laughing


Shaun, start, through the medium of stand up, spreading a new culture about the country. You dont want people to be thick cunts anymore. Well, lets all start learning upper class latin words for things, and speaking in a truly advanced way.


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PostPosted: 12:38 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon B wrote:
It's a bit stupid, but I like the concept.

Combine two words to make one word. i.e instead of saying i'm "Browsing the internet". Why don't you Brownet? Laughing


Oh wow, that's really original, lets call it a portmanteau! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't changing the english language in a silly manner to amuse a bit like...

Shaun wrote:
In short, you're a mental.


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PostPosted: 14:32 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evans wrote:
I remember when I was at school and college, the teachers would say that English is one of the hardest languages to learn because of all the rules when speaking and especially writing it.


Not quite true. English is one of the easiest languages to learn as we have no gender to worry about, and 'you' is always 'you'.

It is, however, one of the most difficult languages to learn properly.

And don't knock apostrophes, they're greatastic!
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PostPosted: 14:35 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
Isn't changing the english language in a silly manner to amuse a bit like...

Shaun wrote:
In short, you're a mental.


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I didn't make up or replace any word for another of the same meaning, I merely constructed a sentance in a peculiar manner.

What I didn't do was take 2 words that mean the same fucking thing and replace them with a mixture of the 2 and expect people to know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Students piss me off.
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

No fan of I can has Cheezburger should talk about the preservation of the English language.

And also, the best hybrid word I ever heard was on Scrubs.

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PostPosted: 15:34 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi

Is it only me whose automatic thought about "Chilax" is that it is a Chilean laxative?

All the best

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PostPosted: 16:06 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kickstart wrote:
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Is it only me whose automatic thought about "Chilax" is that it is a Chilean laxative?

All the best

Keith


Dunno about Chilean, but I was expecting a thread about some form of revolutionary new laxative (perhaps one that chills you out, I dunno) certainly.

Anyway, I agree with Shaun; it's a word that coined by mongtards.
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't particularly like the new language.

But I suppose it is just increased efficiency which leads to evolution.

Bird with harder beaks = break more seeds = increased efficiency = survived evolution.

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PostPosted: 16:19 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Somehow I don't think saying chilax will show up on the human evolution scale, you fucking mong.
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PostPosted: 16:21 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why don't you just foff?
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PostPosted: 16:23 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newspeak


Evans wrote:
English is ridiculous in my opinion. For example apostrophes, why do we need them? They make no change to words or pronunciation, yet without them, the word is classed as incorrect. Why are they there? There is also a lot of words are just spelt unnatural.

There are lots of places where the meaning is ambiguous.
Plurals are the obvious example where the same word means differently with and without an apostrophe. If you do not like them, write both words out rather than shortening one Smile.

On and I also presumed some kind of laxative from the thread title too Smile.
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 09 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Endless, Nameless wrote:
Anyway, I agree with Shaun; it's a word that coined by mongtards.

Would you be referring to mongoloid retards by any chance? Wink
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