Some advice for the men

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

Don't let vanity take control.

Shaving your balls isn't worth it, for those moments when you've finished, you'd feel happier if you were paralysed from the waist down. It's like you tried to mate with a cat and lost.*

*not comparable from experience

The Shaggy D.A. · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Sep 2008 Karma :

Shaving's ok, it just itches like fuck when it starts to grow back. Feels like a hedgehog shoved down your pants.*

*not comparable from experience
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trevoriv · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Karma :

Can't say I have ever had any problems keeping my balls shaved, no itchy regrowth or anything, there must be something wrong with you.

Plus it makes it easier for the missus to get em in her gob Thumbs Up

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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

I wish it was just a test! Sad

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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Shaving is the road to hell, stretch the old pecker out like a goose in flight and burn the hair off with a fag lighter. Way to go for no itch smooth genitals.
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Tarmacsurfer · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2004 Karma :

As a total aside, I saw someone trying to fuck a cat one night. It was a late run on the Northern line and I boarded what looked like an empty carriage to find an exceedingly drunk vagrant with an irate feline in hand, attempting to effect coitus. The thing was he had the cat the wrong way around, every time he brought it near his genitalia the cat would get its claws in, grab a mouthful and spit.

I debated stepping in to stage a rescue but reached the conclusion that a) the cat was not only holding its own but getting a free meal, and b) any man who can have a domestic cat taking chunks out of his tackle and still be standing, let alone attempting to commit a sexual act, is someone I really don't want to pick a fight with.
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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

Just trim it's easier.
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Phoenix · Twisted Firestarter Joined: 01 Aug 2002 Karma :

Do the Fleshlight instructions say shave before use then?

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Fawbish · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Karma :

I Immac'd my balls once.

Lest just say, the 'rents finding a pack of Immac in your room raises many, varied, and personal questions.
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Visitor Q · $25 whore Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :

Shaving the BALLS was fine, still felt smooth a month down the line and meant the misses had no excuses. So win win.

Just don't shave anything else. I got carried away after a trim and did all my pubes once. Never again. Ever.

Ever. Shocked

Stick to shaving the balls and trimming.

Oh and tarmacsurfer, you legend Cool

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