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SoND
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm your mother.
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm your Uncle Billy-Bob.
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm your cousin Billy-Brian.
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

The VFR Clique...

LukeVFR.

Nickname - Lucky.
Interests - Bikin', Chicks, Hi-Tech, Low-Morals.
If he were a pet he'd be - Unruly Mongrel. Craps everywhere, disobedient, chews the sofa, owners ultimately leave the front gate open so that he'll wander onto the main road.

Graham

Nickname - Bruv.
Interests - Bikin', Chicks, Hi-Tech, LukeVFR
If he were a pet he'd be - Sheepdog. Extremely obedient (to the point where he'd win Crufts and be farmed out to stud), easily lead, bad hair.

Miss LukeVFR.

Nickname - Gullible
Interests - Luke, p*ssing her Mum off, stalking Graham as she secretly finds him more attractive.
If she were a pet she'd be - Cat. Sleeps happily on people's laps, pisses in corners, stays out all night.

Mother in Law VFR

Nickname - Hellkat
Interests - Bikes, Keeping Miss VFR away from Master VFR
If she were a pet she'd be - Doberman. Loyal, obedient, vicious when provoked but stick her in the coalshed on Friday/Saturday night and she'll NEVER find out what the aforementioned trio get up to.

HUGE winky emoticon Wink
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its a lie.

Luke invented all our log-ins and hops from one to the other pretending to be all of us.
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyway, you forgot my new toyboy, MinhDinh ...
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Its a lie.

Luke invented all our log-ins and hops from one to the other pretending to be all of us.


Wasn't there a Lukes mum not that long ago too?
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

My sex slaves are on here somewhere.

Now what were they called?

Fnatic and Matthie, that was it Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

My dad and my best friend are here Shhh! but dosnt really matter they dont post really anymore. Found lifes or something like that apparently Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jay81 is my brother, and virus is my bitch (i share him with LeeR) Thumbs Up
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Steve H
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PostPosted: 17:24 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Anyway, you forgot my new toyboy, MinhDinh ...
Wink

Apologies HK...

MinhDinh

Nickname - Inmate #0073485
Interests - Masturbation, Hellkat, Etch-a-Sketch (in that order).
If he were a pet he'd be - Hellkat's.
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PostPosted: 17:34 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChrisW is my other half and we live together Smile
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
My dad and my best friend are here Shhh! but dosnt really matter they dont post really anymore. Found lifes or something like that apparently Laughing

Hmm, very suspicious. You sure they haven't found each other? Wink
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

thejdemon is my stalker and wants to be me and wants to eat my shit,
tutton used to be, but i said he was a tit and now hes sulking,
timmeh seems to post everywhere i do with some witty comment,
tristan the is my bitch
endless nameless is just A bitch.

that is all.
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paivi wrote:
dragonfly wrote:
My dad and my best friend are here Shhh! but dosnt really matter they dont post really anymore. Found lifes or something like that apparently Laughing

Hmm, very suspicious. You sure they haven't found each other? Wink


Shocked *pauses* Phew no she went a seperate way and dad just has no bike as mum made him sell it Evil or Very Mad So would break his heart coming back here. He never posted in random banter ever though.
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PostPosted: 20:06 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

beatnck2 wrote:
Jay81 is my brother, and virus is my bitch (i share him with LeeR) Thumbs Up



you wish, more like your the bitch in your black and orange gimpsuit. Laughing


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PostPosted: 20:14 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

See, i just knew you fancied me in that Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 20:15 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope.



















I prefered the all black one. Wink Laughing

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stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 15 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

My old man is on here (crookhamlad), but he never posts Laughing

I think he reads it all every so often but doesn't bother posting, he doesn't stoop down to our level Razz
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PostPosted: 05:18 - 16 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm my own grandpa.
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PostPosted: 05:20 - 16 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are all my children.

Om Nom Nom.
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PostPosted: 07:56 - 16 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Father Wankel wrote:
some old load of twaddle


*rubs eyes*

Ooooh dear, is this an unexpected (but somewhat welcome) recurrence of the age-old Grav/Wankel Conundrum?

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PostPosted: 10:21 - 16 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moonie wrote:
My sex slaves are on here somewhere.

Now what were they called?

Fnatic and Matthie, that was it Laughing


Laughing good times Cool i mean ummm Shifty
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 16 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Steve H wrote:
Interests - stalking Graham as she secretly finds him more attractive.


It's no secret, is it Grahamie babes Wink
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