How many poo's a day is healthy?

[Biker101]

I used to be a 1-a-dayer but recently i have been doing 2, maybe even 3 at the weekend

Whats healthy, i was told once a day but not sure.
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From https://ibdcrohns.about.com/od/dailylife/a/normalbm.htm :-

[Dragonfly]

Also depends on the consistancy. Burny ring is not good, regular poohs are ok, probably just an increase in fibre or a change in motabolissmmmmm cant spell

I go once in the morings and occassionally twice depending on what I am eating. I thought you would like to know that.

Edit you start getting blood in them see your doc my OH has chrons disease. Has also half his insides taken out over it.

[rotax81]

i know of at least 3 members on here that must go once a month cos they are full of shit.
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[yandy_yay]

spooky but i usually go in the mornings too, and sometimes later on in the day but not that often.

to the topic but hey spose Auntie always knows best
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[matt_uk]

Depends how bored i am at work... Cant beat gettin paid while having a shit.
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[ncrn]

Normally one a day for me but I've become less frequent recently.. infact I haven't yet today :/
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[GhostRider]

I try and grow a tail at least twice a day, one of these will definately be at work to kill 10-15 mins and of course, they're paying me for the pleasure so its thumbs up all round.

Being a gym frequenter I tend to consume a higher amount of protein than the average person so this can easily contribute to 3-4 times a day when im chowing down lots.

Strangely enough, when I was in Thailand I'd tend to go once a day, but gadzeus they were like a foot long, all in one piece, why o why I didnt get a pic for ratemypoo I'll never quite understand, but I was in utter amazement every night when this mythical entity prolapsed from my eternally damned rectum. I felt like a fucking hero I tell thee.

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[ms51ves3]

I go once a day unless I'm on holiday. When I went to Wales for a couple of nights in august I never had a poo, had one as soon as I got home though. When I went to Australia 3 years ago I went 6 days before having my first poo

I hate it when you get poo urges just before you are about to go out and you know if you poo you'll be late

[Graham88]

[MattHirst]

Haha, you lot think thats bad. When i was in hospital (bike accident ) i had a bowel obstruction, i went about 4 1/2 weeks without any bowel movement, not even a good fart!

Now did that hurt or what Made me really fat aswell lol.

It was the biggest relief ever (with the aid of a phosphate enema )
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[Phoenix]

[Charlie]

Normal for me is every 2-3 days, have been for over 4 days I think. Everyone always thinks I am weird only sitting every 2-3 days.
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[ms51ves3]

[Phoenix]

Makes me wonder why so many people bother buying all this carbon fibre crap when by the sound of it most people would be better off just going for a shit before they get on their bike.

[JonB]

[quacker_boy]

[steveh]

Usualy 1 a day.

I was on a camping trip in the highlands of scotland once for nine days and didnt go once..

eating noodles, and pasta all the time may of had somthing to do with it.

Steve.
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[carlnicholson...]

I have one before work, one at work before dinner, one at work after dinner, one at home after work, and one before bed.

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[MattHirst]

If your going before work, and going again before dinner without eating anything in the meantime and your still shitting then i'd be worried if i was you.

How can you shit more shit if you have shit all the shit out of your body?
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[carlnicholson...]

I mustn't be completely clearing myself out properly?

And I'm not going to the doctor either. Imagine it, "Hi doc, nothing major, just not shitting right, any ideas?"

Fuck that, I'll just buy shares in Andrex.
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[MattHirst]

Haha i kept getting finger fucked by doctors when i had my bowel obstruction

'hey doc, do you mind sticking your finger up my arse, if i wanna shit i will shit...you fingering me isn't gonna make it any quicker'

I was given multiple enemas and turns out i had adhesions on my bowels and required emergancy surgery

Oh well, talking about all this shitting has made me go back to green karma bloblets
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[Nufkamp]

Every morning, regular as clockwork, I have a pee at 6:30 followed by a great dump at 6:45.


Trouble is I dont wake up until 7!
















I'll get me coat.
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