If you had 24 hrs left to live

[wizzzard]

If you had been given just 24 hrs left to live how would you spend your time?

A marathon sex sesion with the wife would kill five or ten minutes.
My kids would have the pleasure of my undivided attention all day, got to leave them thinking i was lovely rather than the bossy one who tells them off.
The last hour would be mine though just to ride off into the moors doing what i enjoy more than anything else.

So no bungee jumping or score settling for me just a day where i enjoyed my nearest and dearest.
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[SoND]

Murder/suicide. I'm going out in flames.
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Machine gun and grenade attack on Parliament.

Just kidding of course.

[wizzzard]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

See how many speed cameras I could take out in 10 hours, and then how many ATMs I could empty in 10 hours, and how much money I could post through people's letterboxes in 4 hours.
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[Ste]

Get really really really stoned.
Go laxative shopping so that I could shit on a few peoples doorsteps.
Try filtering on the wrong side of a motorway in rush hour
Get more stoned.
Anything else which seems a good idea at the time.

[warped one]

Of course settle a few scores, steal a y2k bike (just for laughs) then of course would come ceremonious fuck the issus stupid, and ride off in to the sun set on said y2k bike.

Cheers

Warped
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[wizzzard]

[Tarmacsurfer]

Hmmm. 24 hours


I believe in paying my debts here and now, so no one around at the moment that I need to "sort out", seems a bit wimpish to me to only do it when you feel there's no comeback.

I think I'd spend the time travelling around the UK, see the few close friends I have and say hi (not an "oh god I'm dying", just a "Hi, I was passing and wanted to say hello"). Then finally, drop in on someone of my acquaintance that I'd like to say a few things to and let her know the score. After that? A quiet ride down to the engne pools to sit and wait for the reaper.

Hmmm. I guess I'm a wimp as well, reading that back to myself.
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[JakeyR]

Shag for a while
Get stoned
Set off every speed camera i can find
Rob a truck/tank/bus.....and drive through everything that gets in my way, whilst smoking weed.
Go party, and get stoned
Ride like an absolute wanker for a few hours, get the police choppers after you and shit, then in the last minute of your life, pull over and roll a joint, by the time the po po catch you you're dead anyway.

Oh and in between that ill find time to kill kittens and rape innocent nuns.

[andrew]

I'd find Keeley Hazell and jizz on her tits.

[pa_broon74]

I'd tell my mum and dad then spend the rest of the day explaining it to them most probably.

I know neither of them are stupid, but they do their utmost to appear that way and I have no idea why.


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[Moonie]

Steal a ZX10-R from my old work.

Marathon sex session

Episode of Family Guy

See my family and freinds.

Douse myself in petrol and set myself on fire outside 10 downing street a minuite before the end.
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[Hetzer]

[SoND]

[wizzzard]

[SoND]

[Moonie]

Precisely.

No, it'd be a bit more detailed than that, I'd probably say something profound before hand, although it would take me an hour to think it up

And yeah a miniute, I realised the other day I've got so good at fire breathing I forgot what being burned felt like
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[wizzzard]

[LustyLew]

[JakeyR]

I can't believe you'd spend the last 24 hours of your life drinking tea with family. Ghey.

I wouldn't tell them I've got 24 hours to live, otherwise they'll get all upset n shit, I'd go out in the morning (stoned), tell mum I'm off for a ride and thats that.

[mattsprattuk]

i would just try and do as much damage as possible to anyone, everyone and everything.
hopefully get an armed response unit etc... but wait... they're fucked because im guaranteed to live for AT LEAST 24 hours.
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[JonB]

Don't think i'd do anything to parliament if you think about it, in a life or death situation, why should you give the cunts your undivided attention for the last moments of your life?

I'd probably just sit in my favourite spot down the beach and get myself some heroin and see what life's greatest pleasures really bring.
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[trevoriv]

I think id see if you can actually go blind from wanking.
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