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Shaun
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PostPosted: 11:27 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Veet... on testicles Reply with quote
Has anyone done it?

I was advised by one person to do it but several others have pretty much gone mental about the idea.

What say ye bcf.
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's fine.
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PostPosted: 11:31 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nooo...

The chemicals will burn such sensitive skin and leave you with red nads!

Get a reasonable quality razor, or wax!
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ugh, Veet stinks.
Like nasty chemical smell covered over with rose scented product, which is WORSE.

At least with shaving, it smells of soap.
And at least with lighter fuel, it smells of ermmm, forest fires.

But Veet is just plain nasty.
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PostPosted: 11:33 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
LH-ER5 wrote:
or wax!


No, just no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

See, I figure if it does go wrong at least I could add another chapter to my scrotum stories.
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is that like The Vagina Monologues?
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Do it, it's fine, I used the green one I think...
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
See, I figure if it does go wrong at least I could add another chapter to my scrotum stories.


Tip #48.

Don't jump for a frisbee two days after a vasectomy.

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PostPosted: 11:50 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Is that like The Vagina Monologues?


It's where I stand on stage and go omg I shaved my balls, now I has shaving rash which looks like an extreme case of the mini herpes and stuff.

Flaming balls might compliment the story quite well.
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PostPosted: 12:23 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Re: Veet... on testicles Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
Has anyone done it?

I was advised by one person to do it but several others have pretty much gone mental about the idea.

What say ye bcf.


I don't have any testicles of my own Wink so I'm not particularly well qualified to comment, but it's pretty nasty stuff when used on legs and armpits. Think if I was you I'd go for the special 'bikini line area' one as I understand it's a little kinder Rolling Eyes

I think there'll have to be an audience test on smoothness built into your routine, that way it can double up as an overall test of your humour - tighten grip ladies if you didn't like the routine!! Very Happy

You'd end up sounding like Joe Pa-squeaky - saw him on stage last night Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:26 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
LH-ER5 wrote:
Nooo...

The chemicals will burn such sensitive skin and leave you with red nads!


A little experiment for you:

I bet you can pinch the skin of your nads between finger and thumb as hard as you can and it wont hurt.

The slightest flick and its rolling on the floor in agony for ages though.
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PostPosted: 12:41 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Its great stuff for bollocks. used it when I had the snip and a few times after for the ladies pleasure.
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I use nair quite often think it's the same kinda thing with no problems anymore, I usually rolly a jonny on the end of me knob though cos it burns like a bastard if you get some under your foreskin. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whosthedaddy wrote:


A little experiment for you:

I bet you can pinch the skin of your nads between finger and thumb as hard as you can and it wont hurt.

The slightest flick and its rolling on the floor in agony for ages though.


You sound like my kinda nurse! Twisted Evil

Sadly, that sort of experiment would be seen as professional misconduct in the back of the ambulance!
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PostPosted: 13:05 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I Immac'd my balls once.


Wasnt bad, or good, to be honest.


Growing back it itches like a bitch though.


Looks kinda weird/cool, and the girlfriend didnt really prefer it. So I prefer a full base, if you get my drift.
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PostPosted: 14:28 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's why Veet sensitive was created...

Just follow the instructions and you should be fine - I have a friend who didn't follow the instructions and hurt themselves rather badly Shocked
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PostPosted: 15:15 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
LH-ER5 wrote:
Nooo...

The chemicals will burn such sensitive skin and leave you with red nads!

Get a reasonable quality razor, or wax!


Are you crazy? Have you ever seen a scrotum before? Shocked

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PostPosted: 15:28 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
pa_broon74 wrote:


Are you crazy? Have you ever seen a scrotum before? Shocked

Laughing


Plenty... Laughing

I prefer to do mine with a 'cut-throat' razor, more of a thrill! Shifty
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
As mentioned in a previous thread, burn it off with a lighter, works a treat.
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trevoriv wrote:
As mentioned in a previous thread, burn it off with a lighter, works a treat.


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PostPosted: 17:54 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Re: Veet... on testicles Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
Veet... on testicles


Pictures or it didn't happen... Neutral

I've thought about this as well actually, shaving is a pain in the arse. Try it and let me know how you get on.
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
pa_broon74 wrote:
LH-ER5 wrote:
Nooo...

The chemicals will burn such sensitive skin and leave you with red nads!

Get a reasonable quality razor, or wax!


Are you crazy? Have you ever seen a scrotum before? Shocked

Laughing


Dunno about horses, but you can stretch scrotes quite taut, bit like a drum.
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Mate of mine put imac on his head once. Looked like a match stick.

You wait 13 years for hair on your balls then you want to shave it off? Why do you want shaved plums?
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Makes peeling the wax of less painful. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 23 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
plugger147 wrote:
Makes peeling the wax of(sic) less painful. Laughing


It's not that painful anyway, besides, if you use a decent quality candle then the wax will just crack and pretty much fall off after it's cooled. Most doms will expect you to stay tied down long enough for it to solidify nicely.

Just make sure you don't get a real sadist who dribbles the melted wax into the head of your penis. I hear that really stings Confused
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