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Hetzer
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: All you fag smokers. Reply with quote

I just got me one of these, came this morning (ordered yesterday):

https://www.theelectroniccigarette.co.uk/shop/default.asp?shop=home

It puffs pretty good. Just ordered some fill-yer-own cartridges and cherry fluid. Yum.

Bonus: fvcking the treasury out of their extortionate tobacco-tax.
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PostPosted: 11:22 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not you as well.

Man, this thing is turning men into complete idiots.
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PostPosted: 11:29 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heard about them.
They're causing some hassle because they get around the public smoking ban.

I'm thinking I may go retro...
...after all I'm practicing to be a grumpy old git Very Happy

https://www.theelectroniccigarette.co.uk/shop/ImageView.asp?ImageName=item_pipe
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
Not you as well.

Man, this thing is turning men into complete idiots.


I've got the gay club model, it's black and the tip glows neon-blue. Cool
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PostPosted: 14:50 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

What happened to you Hetz, you used to be all manly and stuff and now you're smoking fake fags with flashy lights.
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PostPosted: 14:52 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

How long does each cartridge last?
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
What happened to you Hetz, you used to be all manly and stuff and now you're smoking fake fags with flashy lights.


That's the very mark of how manly I am. Exclamation

Depends on useage SonD, but roughly one cartridge = a pack of 20 medium-strength fags.

If you buy 100 cartridges they cost approx 35p each. If you buy re-fillables and your own liquid it goes even cheaper.
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be a real man and get a tumor.
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

How the hell do you skin up with them things???Laughing


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Be a real man and get a tumor.

Quite a strange thing to say, mine turned me into a sniveling wreck not a man. Confused
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm some how i don't think it's gonna catch on..

You'll have to let us know how you get on, is it anything like a real fag, do you still inhale and all that crap. do you still get a hit off the nicotine ?

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PostPosted: 21:21 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Re: All you fag smokers. Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:


Bonus: fvcking the treasury out of their extortionate tobacco-tax.


you just know this is the major reason hetzer has one Smile
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have one of them - not the gay club version, just the standard shame version.

Not much of a fan. The "smoke" is very dry and tastes funny, and if you take a big drag on it you'll just cough.

I just got back from Brussels. They sell fags in 29 packs there, which makes me feel like a macho man.
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mrs Hammers asked what i wanted fro Chrimbo, and i'm seriously considering asking for one of these. I'd still smoke my homemades, but these would be great for the pub and gigs..especially gigs.

Also, i imagine you could put any sort of...ahem..'exotic' oil in them too... Shifty

So are you getting the same sort of buzz after dragging on this as you would a regular cig?
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have heard alot about these since i recently stopped smoking and i would like to get one for the novelty value and because i like sitting in my room blowing smoke rings for the craic.
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 24 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine smokes real nice and the nicotine works as normal. I also happen to like the taste and am looking forward to trying the cherry-flavour (on order). Strangely enough I was wondering about adulterating the cartridge too.

I get through four pouches of tobacco a fortnight, so this will more than have paid for itself by the end of next month.
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 25 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

One big issue I found is that it doesn't hit in the same way as a normal fag, and most importantly, seeing as it doesn't burn down you have no idea how much you have smoked.

Meaning I probably get through the equivalent nicotine of 40 fags sitting playing on the xbox for a couple of hours, and this gives me a whore of a headache.

I can smoke it indoors though, the smoke doesn't linger and stain things.
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PostPosted: 12:45 - 25 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've just joined the club, I bought a crap one but found it very good whilst speeding yer knackers off, so have decided to shell out on a proper one.

I'm joining Hertz with the Neon Blue Gay Edition, cos real men don't need to worry about being pooned in the ass Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 25 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

If some poor noob even hinted they were going to put blue neons on a bike the whole of BCF would drop on them like the hammer of Thor.

Now it is cool? Craig/Hertz you gonna buy a Harley next?
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 25 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

pyx_e wrote:
If some poor noob even hinted they were going to put blue neons on a bike the whole of BCF would drop on them like the hammer of Thor.

Now it is cool? Craig/Hertz you gonna buy a Harley next?


If I came into a sh!t-load of money I very probably would buy a Harley. That whole one-man-and-his-horse schmiel has always appealed to me. You can strap on a tent and stuff and hit the road, wearing any old bollocks (German helmet mandatory of course).

No neon lights though.
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 25 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want a harley. Have for a quite a long time, may actually get round to buying one some time.

Only problem is that the big twins are the ones to have, and they cost too much. So hopefully an XL1200R (the flat track styled one), or an 883 with the 1200 barrels and pistons.
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PostPosted: 14:34 - 25 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well here is the one for you:

https://sturgisjewelry.com/files/news/2007/09/sturgis-2007-10-neon-harley.jpg

No one will notice you puffing away, in fact everyone who sees it will go blind.
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 03 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well mine just arrived today and I can smoke it in my office Laughing Definitely a viable alternative to smoking tobacco Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:38 - 03 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I seem to have inadvertently given up smoking
*scratches head in confusion*

Dunno how that happened ...
Sort of just stopped last Thursday, had a few "wanna fag" moments, but not had a fag since Thursday night.

How strange, its just come upon me not to smoke.

Admittedly I had quite a nasty chest infection over the last two weeks, which I eventually gave in and asked the GP for antibiotics, but I smoked all the way through that - almost made myself asthmatic because of it, its been quite nasty, but didnt stop me smoking DURING it.

I just "ran out of fags" on Thursday night, and didn't get round to buying any more on Friday.

So I've just gone the whole weekend in the company of family/friends who smoke incessantly, including a couple of hours at a Halloween/Fireworks party on Saturday, and yet somehow ... still not smoking.

Most peculiar.
Wonder how long it will last this time Thinking

Lasted 2 weeks last time ... but I "found" a reason to take it back up again, then.

Not got that reason this time. Hmmmmmm ...
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 03 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

And, erm, FOR THE RECORD ... I would probably have a Harley*, too ... if one was going spare.
Just, would rather have a Buell or a trailie Cool Thumbs Up

Come to think of it, I prolly woulda had one by now ... if my mother had not had a gambling habit Rolling Eyes




*But not the ghey blue lights thing ...
Mine would be more likely to be pink.
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PostPosted: 18:14 - 03 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Admittedly I had quite a nasty chest infection over the last two weeks, which I eventually gave in and asked the GP for antibiotics, but I smoked all the way through that - almost made myself asthmatic because of it, its been quite nasty, but didnt stop me smoking DURING it.


Chest infections can be horrible. Got one and smoked soapbar up until I could barely breathe and it was physically impossible to smoke anything. Stopped smoking for over a month after that until I smoked one and it tasted nice again. Rolling Eyes
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