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steppen22
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PostPosted: 23:04 - 30 Oct 2008    Post subject: aphrodisiacs Reply with quote

anyone have any experience with these? such as spanish fly? do they work? what do they do (if necessary, speak in metaphor, as I don't like lewdness)

thanks.
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PostPosted: 23:51 - 30 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spanish fly is IMO Snake oil.....

Many over the counter 'libido increasing' tonics simply mirror natural endorphine releasing food groups.

There are foods that will make you a little 'perky'. Some are scientifically proven to release 'feel good' chemicals, like chocolate and ginseng.

Others that seem to work for me are:-

Black Pepper, Ginger Beer, Liquorice and believe it or not fresh Salmon.

Of course nothing works better than taking your loved one away to new surroundings (posh hotel room, log cabin in the dales, weekend in Paris) and suprising her with new lingerie.

Keeping your libido high means keeping a relationship exciting and fresh in my opinion.

Of course with a new partner its exciting anyway and none of the above should be necessary at all.
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PostPosted: 01:48 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Viagra? Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:14 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Re: aphrodisiacs Reply with quote

steppen22 wrote:
anyone have any experience with these? such as spanish fly? do they work? what do they do (if necessary, speak in metaphor, as I don't like lewdness)

thanks.



Dude. Big mistake.




They, in effect, would make you want to utterly destroy your girlfriend/wife/fuckbuddy/escort/hooker with your member. Then cast the panting, empty shell of said woman, who is smiling bemusedly, into oblivion, and find another one to hump remorselessly. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 06:47 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

They might not be an aphrodisiac, but sharing strawberries with someone is a real big turn on for me.
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PostPosted: 07:34 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of these should do it...

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PostPosted: 07:35 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suggestive emails and texts Wink
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chloroform.
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

A pulse.
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PostPosted: 12:12 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

For posh birds it has been established that Rohypnol works pretty well. For chavs off the sink estates try WKD or Bacardi Breezers.
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Celery is an excellent one.




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PostPosted: 09:31 - 03 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dude. Viagra

The rest are placebo's, usually giving you at best the runs or a funny tasting meal. Not to mention the amount of aphrodisiacs that still use some sort of animal product Rolling Eyes Yes a Rhino horn does very vaguely resemble an erect penis... ergo if we eat the horn... Thinking

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PostPosted: 12:38 - 03 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Horny goat weed.

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