Childish stuff that makes you giggle

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I came across the following in an article about mastering/mixing :-

[Whosthedaddy]

Me love you long time

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Twennydollah?
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[The Artist]

Chris peacock

[Nufkamp]

Farts
Knob gags
Kryten tgrying to say 'Smeghead' on Red Dwarf.
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[mentali-juan]

Asked the lady of a house I was working at "Do you mind if I can put my tools in your garage?",she laughed and gave me a cheeky grin.

Was in sainsburys once and spotted a rich milf who seemed to be in every aisle and lurking about all the time near me so I said jokingly "What sort of stuffing do you like love?",she smiled and we started chatting and having a laugh when her husband who looked like swiss toni came round the corner holding a turkey bigger than him.


Called into that sainsburys everynight on the way home!

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[yen_powell]

The german girl sitting next to me at work yesterday who turned as she was typing and asked, " How do you spell jizzed?"

As I mopped the tea out of my keyboard, she carried on with,, "You know the word yes? As in when someone understands something, they get the jizzed of vot you are saying."
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[Dragonfly]

In subway getting lunch one day and it was my turn in the que as mate was ahead of me and the guy making turned around and said "right I will do you next" I couldnt keep a straight face! nore could he actually. very silly but you had to be there.

[Tarmacsurfer]

Childish stuff that makes me giggle?

BCF of course
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[Moonie]

When we were at the airport.

Sis: Dad, can we go to the shops?

Dad: it's conceivable that we might have time before the plane takes off, but it's really really expensive and you'd be much better off going to the shops when we get there. They can charge as much as they like because you are trapped in there.

Sis: Ahahaha you said conceive.


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[kitty kat]

My oldest daughter was about 8 yr old and we were by the pool on holiday. She was reading out some jokes from a book she had. The one that got me in hysterics for about 45 minutes was

What goes Ho Ho Ho bonk?


Father Christmas laughing his head off.

Whenever I think of that it sets me off giggling.
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[Faldo]

That African politician's chair breaking had me in tears. Laughing at other people's misfortune is not really my cup of tea, but this tickled me pink.

Just in case you haven't seen it!
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[Ariel Badger]

Calling my mate Fat Bob "Girlfriend" and knowing he can't move fast enough to punch me for it.
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[Handsome]

Being twentynine with the mentality of a five year old I'd say most things make me laugh and set me off...
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[st3v3]

Youtube Video's; the one entitled "front fell off".... the guy has done a few, always make me laugh.
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[Stelmer]

https://uk.youtube.com/user/hornblasters?ob=1

Always makes me laugh.

https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4jGXdV4MCz

[plugger147]

A little stoned and more childish than usual whatching family fortunes tonight(yes i know how sad tht is) somebody won a prize and the comentator said you'll spend a day thowing a lotus and ferrarri round the track like a pro, cue imaging throwing a pro round a track and childish giggles.
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[hellkat]

Yeah, Tom and Jerry: a cartoon called "Hic cup Pup".

There's a bit where Tom is trying to chase Jerry quietly so as not to wake up the bulldog puppy, and Jerry ties klaxon horns to his feet when he's not looking, LOL ... very slapstick.

Its my absolute favourite, makes me giggle every time.
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[Dragonfly]

I love this and it made me giggle for a long time to
Its the crusha kittens! maybe hellkat can appreciate it
https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkjcl_WAXGw

[Graham88]

Can't really think of anything particularly childish, but lots of things make me laugh everytime. Mostly quotes and stuff from life/films/private jokes

[yen_powell]

On the back road from Great Notley to Braintree there is a blind bend with a warning sign saying 'Heavy Plant Crossing'. Surely I can't be the only person that drives through there with an image in my mind of a huge aspidistra in a giant pot being slid across the carriageway.

On the A48 in Wales there is a large sign that says Cross Hands. I used to get told off by the other half when driving the car past it, she said I wasn't in proper control of the car. She was wrong of course, it was much more dangerous when I rode through on my bike.
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[virus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90YtWpdIaM&feature=related




Cheers
John
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stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.

[Ariel Badger]

Just off the Pershor Rd in Brum there is a road called Dog Pool Lane.
The kids have painted out the "L" in Pool.
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[yen_powell]

My mate works in the naming and numbering section of the highways department in east London. The local Bangladeshi community wanted to name a new walkway after a recently deceased councillor. He had to point out that the name 'Ali Way' would possibly confuse the emergency services on a shout.
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

https://static.dossy.org/images/heinz_spotted_dick_640x480.jpg

And

https://www.viewlondon.co.uk/images/tube/150_56.jpg

Also any form of inuendo at work.

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