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SoND
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Getting rid of a body Reply with quote

We've figured out how to get rid of the gun but what do you do with the body?

Bury it somewhere? Chop it up for an acid bath? Chop it up for a stir fry?

What would you do?
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PostPosted: 19:56 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:58 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have gay sex with the guy that works the oven at the crematory and get photos. Blackmail him and make him let you use the oven.
Then kill him and wear his skin like a coat.
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

An axe and a big meat grinder, some spices , some chilli powder some cumin and some cornflour , lots of salt and some meat binding fluid which is a catering term.

skin the body of any tattoos and burn that bit of flesh.

And 10-50 belly of pork cheap at £5 a pop.. great for crackling..

you need the axe to shatter the bones of the head elbow and knees, and crush them nicely...

And stick them all in the meat grinder...

Now put cornflower and oil on the floor and roll the meat up into a big bundle adding spices salt and meat binding fluid....

Keep rolling then bind in cling film hire a van and take it to a kebab shop, and 'deliver it'

I didn't order no kebab! , but its paid for I've got to leave it....

greedy kebab shop owner takes it, and it gets eaten....

the perfect crime....
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
Have gay sex with the guy that works the oven at the crematory and get photos. Blackmail him and make him let you use the oven.
Then kill him and wear his skin like a coat.


If you're going to kill him is the gay sex really necessary? Eh?
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Take it to Northampton General Hospital's A&E waiting area and tell the staff he's drunk.
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Take it to Northampton General Hospital's A&E waiting area and tell the staff he's drunk.


seems quite apt... makes me ashamed to live in northampton Embarassed


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PostPosted: 20:35 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 20:57 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoND wrote:
1930 Ariel wrote:
Have gay sex with the guy that works the oven at the crematory and get photos. Blackmail him and make him let you use the oven.
Then kill him and wear his skin like a coat.


If you're going to kill him is the gay sex really necessary? Eh?


Yes, otherwise he will not burn the first body. You then need to kill the crem bloke so he does not talk.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably sit it in the park with a can of beer in its hand.
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Re: Getting rid of a body Reply with quote

SoND wrote:


What would you do?


Wotcha.

That should read "What did I do ?"

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PostPosted: 23:02 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
Yes, otherwise he will not burn the first body. You then need to kill the crem bloke so he does not talk.


But surely you'd just kill him to start with and then burn his body and the initial body.

Sounds to me like you're trying to justify you sordid desires.
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PostPosted: 23:45 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

a jar of honey and 2k fire ants
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PostPosted: 23:59 - 31 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

drop it in your local bonfire then go watch some fireworks. (only good for 5th nov though)
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PostPosted: 00:40 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Probably sit it in the park with a can of beer in its hand.


sounds like you have done this before

matter of fact, sounds more convincing than outlandish plans involving third parties

If it were me, id imitate something from the movies, and chop off the easily identifiable bits such as head and hands.

The unidentifiable corpse without hands and head could be dumped practically anywhere but preferably a long way away, while the hands and head would have to be disposed of in such a way that they would never be found. I guess boiling the flesh off the bones, and then disposing of them would work.

it all sounds like a lot of effort compared to hellkats tried and trusted method

i'd agree with pho, that ariel does try to get his sordid desires in threads from time to time

certain crem men are now looking a bit nervous and regretful
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PostPosted: 01:29 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats fine so long as the victim has no criminal record or whatever, the police will likely check dna to identify the body.
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah good point
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Colin, Dudley Zoo is your friend in cases like this.
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

boat, petrol powered tree shredder, nighttime cruise on the Thames. Sick Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
sounds like you have done this before


Nah, I'm just too lazy to think of anything else Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 01 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

We put her in a pit of lime when we had done. seemed to do the trick.
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PostPosted: 01:41 - 02 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:
Pigs!


+1

As long as the cadaver has no bits and bobs like jewellery,
surgical implants/devices, etc, pigs will do nicely.
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PostPosted: 02:41 - 02 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:
Pigs!

someone watched snatch .....lol
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PostPosted: 07:10 - 02 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

ive often thought about burying my step mum in some footings of some sort, thought of loads of ways to do her in, not really thought about getting rid of the body yet Cool
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PostPosted: 13:59 - 02 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

chems wrote:
Whosthedaddy wrote:
Pigs!

someone watched snatch


Do ya wanna buy a dag?

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