Getting up the duff

[Dragonfly]

You should see the amount of teens in the teen section of a pregnancy forum I am in that all say the same thing and have positive pregnancy tests after it all. Its your responsibility to wrap it up as well as hers. And this pulling out before coming is crap as there is still a chance with pre cum. Hummm I had unprotected sex and look what happening to me.

[Moonie]

I got someone pregnant using withdrawal, and no I didn't fire before I intended to, it must have been precum. Either that or she was cheating.

Whatever the case, we sorted it out, but I am never, ever having unprotected sex again.

We only did it a few times and she still managed to get up the duff.
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[Carl_steveo]

It only takes one time moonie. Didn't school teach you nothing mate. Sperm don't sit there thinking, "oooo we'll wait till hes potted her pink a few times before we get her all babied up and ruin his life". Doesn't work like that mate.

[Visitor Q]

It's the danger of 'just this once it won't matter'. Or jizz on the hands/cock/near the vagina etc.

The thing that lends credence to that is I've quite a few friends (as I'm sure many of you do) who shag about alot and never use jonnies. Ever. Whilst they end up with all kinds of doses, none of them have had any pregnancies.

I suppose coitus interruptus should be very swiftly followed with 'if you really love me, suck this'... to clear away any stray sperm you understand
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[Visitor Q]

[lozzypop1]

The Morning-after-pill can still be taken for 72 hours after the act.

Although, the later it's left, the more chance there is of it failing.
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[Dragonfly]

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[Cigaro]

WTF is going on? I knew all this shit when I was 7.

[scorps]

just a thought mr chips, did she tell you it would be okay or did you just presume? cos i was just thinking, what if she was already preggers and needed an excuse to have unprotected sex? not wanting to panic you or owt obviously
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[Dragonfly]

[mrchips]

Just a bit of a heat of the moment thing. In hindsight a tad foolish. Hopefully nothing to worry out.
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[Robby]

People just need to follow Uncle Robby's foolproof contraception tips:

Always do her up the arse.

Never, ever tell your real name or real phone number. Try to avoid letting her get a good look at your face.

Using this method you'll never be told you have a kid.

[Tonka]

[Ariel Badger]

[t121anf]

fucked if i'm wrapping my cock, been with my lass for 4yrs+ if she gets preggers she gets preggers.

we know the risks, we accept them.

we do have an advantage that cancer has probably killed of any chance of her getting pregnant

putting it about unwrapped is a death sentence IMO, no unprotected sex until both of you have had a sexual health checkup.

[Cigaro]

Implants or the pill are a good thing.

Do they still do those implant thingys by the way? My ex had one, it was fantastic.

[Skudd]

The snip for us blokes is the best for us, but is best if you don't ever to have more or any kids as reversal has poor success rates.
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[Carl_steveo]

Haha not the coil mate, he means the implant that gets injected in the arm.

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