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carlnicholson...
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 06 Nov 2008    Post subject: My cat... Reply with quote

...just farted the stinking little git. Sick

Never heard her do that in the three years I've had her. Laughing
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Dragonfly
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 06 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

You aint smelled nothing till you smelled a stinking german shepherd fart in the bedrom when your trying to sleep and he has a stomach bug then decides to have dioreaha on your bedroom floor at 4am. He was evicted to the conservatory and continued it in there. Oh the mess and smell Sick

My cat farted once when she was cleaning herself and sat looking at her arse with her leg in the air with her mouth open and a shocked face! why dont I ever have a camera for moments like that.
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carlnicholson...
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 06 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

The wife has been known to do the same......

(Ducks for cover) Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 06 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing could be as bad as the smell in my bedroom last night and it wasn't coming from me! Sick
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carlnicholson...
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 06 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, yeah, leaky valve!! Sick Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 06 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

If only I had the smell trapped in a bottle to throw at you now! Laughing
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carlnicholson...
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 06 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

OOOHHHH!!! Promises promises!!!

Sure it's not just the natural aroma of the sea front?!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 06 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
My cat farted once when she was cleaning herself and sat looking at her arse with her leg in the air with her mouth open and a shocked face! why dont I ever have a camera for moments like that.


Laughing Laughing
Not enough of a rating available to demonstrate just how much that made me chuckle!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 06 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
My cat farted once when she was cleaning herself and sat looking at her arse with her leg in the air with her mouth open and a shocked face! why dont I ever have a camera for moments like that.


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Paddy Blake
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PostPosted: 23:19 - 06 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least if it does it the odd time you can blame all yours on the cat. Thumbs Up
Dragonfly is this yours.

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Tonka
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PostPosted: 00:56 - 07 Nov 2008    Post subject: Re: My cat... Reply with quote

carlnicholsony2k wrote:
...my cat just farted the stinking little git. Sick

Rubbish! That means I'm gonna be gassed in the not to distant future, as I now have two kittens treating my bedroom like Brands Hatch and insisting on sleeping on my bed PLUS my Grottie letting off wind like a party balloon! Shocked

Now then, why am I single? Rolling Eyes ..............off to google oxygen masks Wink
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PostPosted: 01:00 - 07 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

My uncle once had a German shepherd puppy with projectile diarrhea which managed to decorate the walls of his living room. Sick
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PostPosted: 02:13 - 07 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:


My cat farted once when she was cleaning herself and sat looking at her arse with her leg in the air with her mouth open and a shocked face! why dont I ever have a camera for moments like that.



This a bit in https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IsJNGRZK8N0 you will luagh your tits off at then
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