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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 07 Nov 2008    Post subject: Plum problem Reply with quote

I did the man thing and gave my nuts a bit of an exam to make sure they had no lumps etc. I had a bit of an itchy spot so I gave it a scratch, the only problem is that I had been chopping chilies and my fingers were more that a little contaminated.
Will scrubbing with bleach help cool them down?
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 07 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

god that must hurt Shocked Shocked
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 23:19 - 07 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blud,
If your avatar breathed on them it could chill them a little Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 07 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dip them in a saucer of milk. Thumbs Up
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 23:25 - 07 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Major_Grooves wrote:
Dip them in a saucer of milk. Thumbs Up


They may have spikey hair but they are not bloody hedgehogs Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 23:25 - 07 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

natral live yogurt will do the trick, apparently the enzymes in the yogurt work wonders.

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PostPosted: 23:32 - 07 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

the ones ive got on my facebook are better Wink
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PostPosted: 23:48 - 07 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't you get the spicy chilli stuff in your knob before now?

Sure I'd of learnt the first time. Wink Razz
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 08 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

shove some rice and a bit more meat in your Y fronts then sit cross legged for lunch Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 00:17 - 08 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Major_Grooves wrote:
Dip them in a saucer of milk. Thumbs Up


A sensible sounding piece of advice coming from a man who wears paper underpants on his head.
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thegubner
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PostPosted: 09:28 - 08 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Throw some talcum powder on em, they'll be reet in the morning.
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 08 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Update, they are still a little warm but not unpleasantly so but I suspect they will peel like sunburn.
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PostPosted: 10:31 - 08 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure you did the same thing a while ago. Will you ever learn? Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:24 - 08 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

In that case he should try using Durex 'Tingle' sensation condoms. They have a chilli effect for boys and girls! So you can share the burning sensation with your loved one Wink I have never run to the shower quicker! Embarassed
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 08 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
Throw some talcum powder on em, they'll be reet in the morning.


Is that from experience?Shocked


Welcome back, where you been?
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PostPosted: 12:35 - 08 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was thinking the same thing! Was even contemplating a 'Where is the Guv?' thread earlier.

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PostPosted: 13:12 - 08 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finglonga wrote:
Welcome back, where you been?


<remembers the refusal to pay council tax thread and wonders if it was a trip to her majesty's finest> Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 08 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

chilli can't have a patch on nitromorse that shit realy kills off your nob and leaves burns.

Advice always wash your hand well before going for a leak, or you realy will regret it trust me Crying or Very sad
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 08 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

prawny1 wrote:
chili can't have a patch on nitromorse that shit really kills off your nob and leaves burns.

Advice always wash your hand well before going for a leak, or you really will regret it trust me Crying or Very sad

Nitromorse is the weirdest pain I have ever experienced. Burning and freezing at the same time trying to wash it off with cold water felt like I was scalded. Lucky it was only on my hands.
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 08 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

You shouldn't play with yourself whilst preparing food. Unless it's nine and a half weeks stylee. Laughing
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colin1
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PostPosted: 00:33 - 09 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

it was only a matter of time before ariels fondness for chillis moved from the culinary to the sexual

funnily enough when ariel posted to say chillis were no longer working for him, no one thought to say scratch ur balls with chili on ur hands
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 09 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is not the first such incident Colin. The worst one involved a hot shower, Scotch Bonnets, yogurt, and a Jehovah's Witness who just happened to knock on my flat. As I was not only affected in the groin region but blinded I never saw what happened at the door but the clue was in the hastily handed over copy of "The Searchlight". Mr. Green
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