monkeys and how you ppl overuse them :)

air · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

I think i'll have to take back all my f**king monkies. You gits have completely overused them. If i'd known my mild insanity would cause this kinda monkey lovin, i woulda kept my mouth shut.

Now please deposit all of my monkies back into their rightful place as your use is making me feel less and less "spechul".
The doctors say its possibly detrimental to my health or lack of it.

retrofly · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Feb 2002 Karma :

Hi
NO! its my monkey and im keeping him "dont worry monkey everythings gunna be fine". U come anywhere near him i swear ill break both your arms off!!!!

LUke
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McJamweasel · BCF Junkie Joined: 22 Mar 2002 Karma :

But the monkeys sooo pretty!!
And so warm, and moist....

I wont give him back!! IWONTIWONTIWONT!!!!!
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Rob · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Mar 2002 Karma :

Im sorry Monkey's are sold on a non-return basis.

My whole business is based on monkey training so if I was to return them i would have to sue you for loss of earnings.

You will be hearing from my solicitor in due course.

Yours sincerely.

Twisted Evil

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bikerboy1 · Trackday Trickster Joined: 24 Jun 2002 Karma :

you lot are mad!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol this place is so funny Laughing

why are people that ride bikes the best people to chat to and shit like that!!! maybe we are just plain...........dumb arsess!!!!!!!! Cool

McJamweasel · BCF Junkie Joined: 22 Mar 2002 Karma :

retrofly · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Feb 2002 Karma :

eye tis ture mcjam

Luke
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TJ NSR · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

u can have him, hes nufin but trouble!

Annabella · Like a person, only smaller Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

TJ dont give up your monkey man! We'll get him sorted...Besides, who would my monkeys have to keep them company when we're together??? Wink

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M1ke · Ped Boi Joined: 11 Jun 2002 Karma :

I hope all of you are preventing your monkeys from reading all this, it could be very disturbing for them. I know my monkey is very happy with me and would be terribly unhappy if it thought it had to leave. Sad

they could grow up having had a very disturbed child hood.

I have put my monkey to bed, hopefully it wont wake me too early tomorrow Sad

zaknafien · Joined: 25 Mar 2002 Karma :

my monkey says you were a bad man to him! (even rob treated him a little better)

if you come near him he's gonna shoot you with the BB gun i gave him for his *ahem* services.
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TJ NSR · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

true, but then again my monkey gets jealous when we kiss!

wat shall we do anna,

mayb a good hiding will teach him!!!!

Tj Laughing

craigT19 · Jolly Green Giant Joined: 09 Feb 2002 Karma :

your not having my monkey!!!
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Annabella · Like a person, only smaller Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

If we have problems with supplies of monkeys my Nan is an excellent knitter and would be willing to start a new contract, I shall post a picture of a sample monkey soon.
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