CALLING ALL WANNA BE BCF DOCTOR'S

[TAX MY BRAIN]

Here's my problem,

i go out weekends and get totally pissed like most true brit's
(we are known worldwide for are drinking skill's )

The problem i have is i come out in a bright red rash all over my body including my face,
( no i havent slept with a slapper and got a dose )

now this does'nt happend every night but it's a pain as the landlady refuses to serve me anymore beer and sends me home grrrrrrr !!!,
and the rash is gone by morning,

A night on the lash is usally about 10 pints of john smith's, a few dirty vimto's ( double shot of port, bottle of blue wkd in a pint glass)
aftershock's and sambuka's,

anyone else ever come out in a bright red rash while out on the lash ????
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i also ride the local bike.............she's like a moped great fun to ride as long as your friends dont see you !!

[Tonka]

[GhostRider]

[rotax81]

try leaving out one of the drinks until you find the culprit.


and wash your hands after a piss lol
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[MaybeGuy]

when i was diagnosed with aids in 1994, they told me to lay off the alcohol otherwise i would come out in a rash as you described.

im sorry,
you have aids
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[rotax81]

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i see where you earn all your money rotax.......... your a part time comidian dont give up the day job
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i also ride the local bike.............she's like a moped great fun to ride as long as your friends dont see you !!

[Stevie GooGs]

If its red blotches and not actually a rash, my local barman says its a lack of salt. I know a few people that get red blotches on neck and face from drinking but they dont always get them.
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[Tonka]

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[stinkwheel]

Mr. stinkwheel (I'm, a surgeon, not a doctor) proposes an alcohol exclusion diet.

You can't be allergic to a foodstuff you have never eaten. So, of the drinks you have listed, none contain apples.

Next time you are out on the lash, I suggest you drink nothing but cider and see if you get a rash.

No rash? Good, that means you are allergic to something off the list.

Next time out nothing but cider and one John Smiths.

No rash? Ok, you can stop the cider, you probably don't like it and we've established you aren't allergic to the Smiths.

Now, stick strictly to the Smiths the next time out and add in only one of the rest of the list. When one of them makes you go red, you've found the culprit. My best bets would be a colourant from the aftershock or the aniseed in the sambucca.
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[TAX MY BRAIN]

stone me man your a genious mr. stinkwheel

just hope it aint the smith's or life will never be the same again

cheers
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i also ride the local bike.............she's like a moped great fun to ride as long as your friends dont see you !!

[hellkat]

We've got a lorryload of John Smiths here left over from the weekend (serial Fosters drinkers, my lot ...)

But no cider.
I refused to lay out for any cider on the grounds that I hate it.

Come to think of it, I hate beer too, but I bought a lorryload of that anyway

Bugger
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[TAX MY BRAIN]

party at hellkats place then

all we need now is some food n some music .............oh and some good weather !!
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i also ride the local bike.............she's like a moped great fun to ride as long as your friends dont see you !!

[hellkat]

Ya missed it, party was this weekend just gone.

Thank goodness I only have one child, and thank goodness they only turn 21 once LOL
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Shaun]

[hellkat]

There was only one biker in what might have RESEMBLED pyjamas, and they were not actually pyjamas, they were just loud pants.

The only personages in pyjamas were them damn girlies.
And I suspect that was only cos they were still hungover from the night before, the lazy mares
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Renton]

Drink Guinness and you'll never have the problem.

Smiths is fowl!! When I worked in a pub we hardly ever sold it, as with most pubs, so it tends to sit in the line a lot and ya won't really get a fresh pint from it.

Again, drink Guinness!
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[TAX MY BRAIN]

for all you concerned people out there ilmfao

problem solved its the aftershock went out friday nite drank nothing but john smiths no problems,

saturday nite i drank john smiths while out with a few mates,
one of the girls besided it was aftershock time 5 aftershocks later im covered in a big red rash,

moral of the story dont drink aftershock
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i also ride the local bike.............she's like a moped great fun to ride as long as your friends dont see you !!

[Tonka]

That's what BCF is good for Top Advice = Top Result
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[TAX MY BRAIN]

thanks to all who posted, special thanks to stinkwheel

auntie bcf is awesome sod the n.h.s waiting list's to see ya doctor

auntie bcf all the way
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i also ride the local bike.............she's like a moped great fun to ride as long as your friends dont see you !!

[stinkwheel]

[Visitor Q]

[Fawbish]

You're all so uncouth.


I like to sit in front of a roaring fire with a nice tumbler of Kinclaith 1966.


Smooth as a baby's bottom.


Not quite as cheap as aftershock.

A bottle is around £950.

Slight price difference.
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