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Skudd
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 16 Nov 2008    Post subject: I have gone Brain dead !!!!!!!! Reply with quote
I have just started to watch " I'm a celebrity get me out of here" my life is over. I have lost the will to live, but why can't I turn over?
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MarJay
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 16 Nov 2008    Post subject: Re: I have gone Brain dead !!!!!!!! Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
I have just started to watch " I'm a celebrity get me out of here" my life is over. I have lost the will to live, but why can't I turn over?


Because your remote control is broken?
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Mr Hammers
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PostPosted: 21:54 - 16 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Because you're in a chinese takeaway?
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lllN30lll
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 16 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
because you have no arms?
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 16 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I got it on in the background because my TV sucks and I can only really get ITV Sad I don't know any of them except for the one bit-part character off Eastenders. Been listening to music ever since I couldn't work out who any of them were..... to be honest if they were A-list celebs it'd still SUCK! Why do people watch this? Shocked
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trevoriv
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 16 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can tolerate big brother and xfactor in very small doses if im watching it with the gf but I'm a celebrity is just unbearable!
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Dragonfly
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 16 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Even I aint that desperate I am watching someting along the same lines,. work for diddy or someting, that rapper who thinks he is god that has nasty arse licking people chasing him all day and loads of money,. in fairness I didnt choose it my mate has the control and I am to lazy to retrieve it of her.
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PostPosted: 10:45 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
My Mrs was watching that shit last night, I managed to psychologically coerce her into turning over. This is how:

The program is sponsored by Iceland and features Kerry Katona in some appalling advert before and after each ad break. Right?

The advertising execs have figured that this sponsorship (that no doubt costs a fortune) is good business for Iceland. Why?

They have concluded that the demographic profile of people who watch this show view Kerry Katona as a positive role model, which ultimately will encourage them to shop at Iceland.

Ergo - you watch this show, you are intellectually and morally aligned with Kerry Katona.

Is that what you want? No.
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killa
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
How about switch off the TV and do something interesting. Thumbs Up
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SlimRick
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
killa wrote:
How about switch off the TV and do something interesting. Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 11:06 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
amazes me how they justify paying those pillocks ant and dec obscene amounts of money to host this rubbish.

about time they replaced the celebrity with lost cause.
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Mudskipper
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
lllN30lll wrote:
because you have no arms?


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PostPosted: 14:56 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mudskipper wrote:
lllN30lll wrote:
because you have no arms?


Toe channel-changing FTW Thumbs Up


toes are so underestimated arnt they! they can pick up things and do so much more than help you walk. Mr. Green
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Mudskipper
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
dragonfly wrote:
Mudskipper wrote:

Toe channel-changing FTW Thumbs Up


toes are so underestimated arnt they! they can pick up things and do so much more than help you walk. Mr. Green


Never try to pass a lit spliff with the toes though... Shocked Sad Laughing
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