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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 20:58 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: love is so depressing Reply with quote

im considering putting a massive stupid bid on this...

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUZUKI-GSXR-400-GK71B_W0QQitemZ180306991365QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item180306991365&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A3%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318

reason being the love of my life was sold to make money for things i needed, and i couldnt afford a spare bike knocking around Sad

since the day of her departure, she has pined for me, and theres a hole in my black, hate filled heart where she once was.

i want her back, but cant have her... its tearing me apart inside! so i want to nail her twin sister instead...

https://img516.imageshack.us/img516/999/image230qv4.jpg

https://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2223/image232wi4.jpg

so yeah, i know its stupid to buy another, but it was THE BEST bike ive ever ridden...

(i know its in the wrong section, but i want you to think ''haha matts a fag hypocrite'', but the jokes on you).
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

It looks like AIDS.
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

i wouldnt bother mate. her boobs are starting to droop a bit and her rear end is a bit out of shape Wink
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

A bit of chemical metal on the cracked casing and a new radiator and she'll be good to go after you swap the forks over.
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doooo eeeet Wink
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

dont do it matt save up a bit and get a better versions of it or another 400
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

For the sake of the sanity of members of this forum who frequent the 'show and tell' and 'workshop' forums...

Don't.
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevoriv wrote:
It looks like AIDS.

Aids is probably more fun. Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 17 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

i can safely say that my 400 was more fun than a GSXR600

put it this way, i wouldnt get another GSXR600, but i would get the 400 again as long as it had the same mods my 400 had.

i could do it to the 600... Confused
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 18 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:
same mods my 400 had.



Gaffa tape and cable ties?
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 18 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd say do it, but find one that hasn't been fiddled with, that way you can be the first one to ruin her Wink
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PostPosted: 16:54 - 18 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

chris-red wrote:
mattsprattuk wrote:
same mods my 400 had.



Gaffa tape and cable ties?


exactly
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 18 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm gonna snipe it from under your nose for £4.50 Twisted Evil





Laughing
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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 17:17 - 18 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mudskipper wrote:
I'm gonna snipe it from under your nose for £4.50 Twisted Evil





Laughing


yeah well if you do that, ill hunt down where you live and put an anodised blue bolt on your bike somewhere.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 19 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

unlucky MUDskipper... its at 16lb and therefore out of your price range.

happy sulking, fucker Twisted Evil
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 16:52 - 19 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:
unlucky MUDskipper... its at 16lb and therefore out of your price range.

happy sulking, fucker Twisted Evil


HA!

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