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Cigaro · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Karma :

118118 are giving 10 free questions now.

https://www.text118118.com/try.aspx

What's the oddest one you can come up with?

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Whosthedaddy · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :

Where should I unload?

Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

Q:-"what is the best lube for fisting"

A:- "the best lubricant for sexual activities is a water based one"
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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

AQA owns 118

Blackwolf · Burgerfist Joined: 19 Nov 2006 Karma :

Why is an orange called an orange and a lemon not called yellow?
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Whosthedaddy · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Alex-RS · Traffic Copper Joined: 23 Jun 2008 Karma :

My questions consist of mindless, pointless randomness:

If the 118 men with moustaches were to start at the same point, and walk 1 mile from eachother in a straight line, then both turn to their right and walk another mile, how many pigs with hats could you fit inbetween them?

1 mile is 5,280 feet. 1 pig with hat is approximately 3 feet. The distance between the 118 twins is approximately 2 miles. Therefore, 3,520 pigs will fit

Do bears shit in the woods?

Yes, they do. Although they may excrete their wastes in other locations, such as a cave, grassland, or highway

I could use this service for something useful, and save myself the effort of searching for something I would like to know the answer to, but i'm not. Why?

Awaiting response...

What is considered the easiest and most risk free way of obtaining money illegally?

The 118 team does not tolerate such act. You may call the Samaritans on 02077342800

How many questions have you recieved through this free trial that you would consider to be 'jokes'?

We cannot count the exact figure. However, we recieve a lot of texts asking for jokes.

Are the 118 twins peadophiles?

The 118 Team always wants to impress you, but chooses not to answer questions of such a naughty nature. Sorry!

Louise · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 May 2006 Karma :

I asked how big my bum was Confused

'Maybe a tape measure will help' Rolling Eyes

Alex-RS · Traffic Copper Joined: 23 Jun 2008 Karma :

benjami · Nearly there... Joined: 14 Nov 2007 Karma :

Just sent "What is the best way to get rid of a body? Sort of urgent.."

Answer was... "If you mean a dead body, cremation and burial are common methods of disposal of corpses. thx!"

Well... that sucked.

Damon · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Karma :

sent...

does the pope shit in the woods?

team 118118 doesnt now him personally but it is not advisable to do it. That person may go to the bathroom if they wishes to thx

what is worth its weight in gold?

Maxfasm, made from titanium, silica & carbon, is the material worth its weight in gold. it is manufactured by impact coating. thx

Moonie · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Karma :

Earlier today 118 118 settled an argument for us.

What is a twat?

The obvious answer, and, proving my mate right, a pregnant goldfish. Laughing

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lofty · Spanner Monkey Joined: 01 Aug 2007 Karma :

Haha, we did this the other night,

Asked if ducks poo in water as well as on land, and also asked if ducks fart underwater, I am not quite sure why we were having a duck day!

Then we asked how tall is 4ft 11 in pint glasses, to which we got a stupidly large number as a reply, (we were up the pub a while ago, and measured how tall I am in pint glasses, apparently 8 1/2, but nobody could remember so we thought we would ask 118!)

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