Will steroids make me taller?

[steppen22]

At the moment, I'm quite short (about 5'8) and I don't like it. At my age, further natural growth isn't going to happen. However, I'd feel better "within myself" if I was 6 foot or so and not such a midgit.

Is there any way I can encourage a growth spurt of some sort?
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[_Will_]

They will give you bigger tits.

Shoulders back, lats tensed, stomach in and stand up straight, you will feel taller.

I'm a bit shorter than you, wouldn't consider myself a midget
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[ben_wheely]

5'10 is the average for a man anyway isn't it ? So not too far off.
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5'9" is the average for a UK male. 5'8" is nowhere near "quite short".
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[Noxious89123]

I'm 5' 7'' and wouldn't consider myself a midget. Wtf?
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I want some.

And a pair of rollerblades.


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[Moonie]

Buy a rack?

Steroids won't make you taller
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[Itchy]

Yes you can , its painful and expensive, and dangerous such that you can't even do it in the PRC , or Russia, and you might end up crippled... and as such the PRC (China) and Russia have made it completely illegal.

You can get it done in the phillipines though , you can gain 1-3 inches,
£4000 per leg.

They break your leg in 3 places each leg is the pinned and held apart , the bone marrow flows into the break and grows new bone, you can do it twice on each leg bone , ie the shin and the femur , it is incredibly painful and you will be unable to move for months , because the pins go into your bones you catch them on something and it'll hurt , if you rent the Film gattica this is what they used on Anton to correct his height to assume the fake identity.


Patrick a Canadian , Chinese guy had it done before it was made illegal he has odd scars all over his legs and he kind of walks funny.


You also get cold pain ,in that people who I know who have been injured badly ie broken bones and complex fractures when it gets really cold the place where the break is hurts lots. Since you'll have a minimum of 3 breaks per leg , it will hurt lots its why Patrick moved to Hong Kong its much warmer there.
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[petko17]

i think its dependable on wich steroids. Honestly, i dont think so, i tried, well tried, used Dianabol for more than a year, i put on 12kg ( before i was eating anythingi could not put the weight on) and it gaves me lot of strengh and power. Then my doctor said i should stop after i had an appointment because of my hearth beat went crazy when i was exercise just a bit, i was feeling weak and my eyes ( white bitss) went yellow I head serious liver problems. No im fine, i lost 8kg, still got some power left and im not so thin as before but im a same high. Steroids are good shorterm but god you can get to troubles. Anyway i have to be carefull with alcohol and what i eat because "my liver will never be the same again "
My advice, stay away from them
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[Kitten]

They also make your knob tiny
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[MarJay]

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[petko17]

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Blokes under 6 foot are abit hard to take seriously though...

Had a mate who was 5'8, trained constantly, steds, boxing/ufc... still could never beat me in any sparring (and I'm a lazy sod).

Plus very few women will go out with men shorter then them (often goes to 'any men shorter then them in heels') which removes a fair bit of the field.

So in that respect I can see his point. But steroids won't increase your height (nor will they shrink your penis though... stop with the myths). Growth hormone might, but probably wouldn't do you much good.

My advice, take up boxing. They're all your height there and I felt massively out mof place (no one would spar with me )
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

The only way I've heard of it being possible is the leg breaking method that Itchy mentioned.

5'8 isn't short anyway....
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[GhostRider]

No they wont make you taller, I doubt growth hormone would either, will probably give you some very strange effecst like huge hands, a weird shaped head or something, I wouldnt want to be the guinea pig in that experiment. I dont know about your knob shrinking either but your balls certainly will as your natural production of testoterone will be down-regulated due to you having an abundance of synthetic testosterone circulating round your body. I cant remember off the top of my head but I think its due to conversion of high levels of testosterone to estrogen which will give you bitch tits.

Im also guessing that it was oral steroids which caused the liver failure. So many times I've said to people if you're going to do steroids, at least bloody inject them.

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[Dragonfly]

I got it!

Chop off legs stick in an extension such as parts of protestic legs or wood if you are a bit skint and attach your legs back on to them again. Also after this you will need longer leg trousers no one likes ankle swingers.

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[Miss LukeVFR]

Tall men are attractive

Tall men with stupidly rippling muscles and a weiner the size of my baby finger, are unnattractive.

Steroids will not make you taller... Dummy
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