Men thread: Do you have problems getting wood?

[tutton]

Reading through vd articles as im averagly bored,

[Hetzer]

Sounds like the usual "We did some research" crap to me. Next it'll be "Biking causes cancer".
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[stinkwheel]

It's piles that worry me more than anything.

Everyone knows that riding motorcycles makes your willy bigger.
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[Moonie]

My motorbike gave me piles
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[MaybeGuy]

i've never had an erection before.
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[The Artist]

whats an erection?

[Moonie]

A Japanese election.
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[Blau Zedong]

I was struggling up untill finding a picture of an ex gf on her bloke's facebook site about 20 minutes ago. My cock's been like steel ever since.
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[steppen22]

"a survey of more than 230 motorcyclists who rode their bikes for about three hours every weekend"

Weekend warriors?

Excuse me for saying so, but is it really a surprise that weekend warriors are of an age where viagra is their one and only true friend? I don't think so.

Weekend warriors tend to be of an age where they would have these problems whatever they are driving or riding (except Jennifer aniston as she clearly will solve any such problems in any man, however wrinkled and cripled they might be).
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

If you ride a v-twin is makes it easier.
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[Villers]

or harder at times ham!!

Ive no probs in that department so far, after all I do have a 1300cc extension

I think something more serious is that the hair to scalp ratio is so precarious at the moment that any wearing of hats etc is making me go bald!
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[Mudskipper]

Ahhh, a 'study' without a control group.

What wonderful bullshit statistics.

I would've thought it would help the blood flow in general, the constant excitement of riding and cheating death. Weekend warriors indeed.

'A study of 200 Nissan Sunny drivers found that over 80% really liked a nice cup of tea. Therefore we conclude that driving a Sunny increases your desire for tea consumption.
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[Flip]

Statistics say that surveys are the biggest cause of statistics.

7 years of riding and I'm still a walking hard on. I said walking.

[Kitten]

[pyx_e]

Oh Thank God for that, I thought it was because my missus had turned into a fugly, naggin old mare.

Ah well back on the bike in the morning, got to get your priorities right.
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[Madmanx]

TIP.

If you suffer from a slack inch in the middle , just attach a cable tie round the base of your wang Keep snips handy
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[baldy]

It's the other way round for me. It seems that during a good bit of hooning it's trying to poke a hole in the tank.

Sometimes i have to sit on the pillion seat.
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[hok boi]

got a great idea.
anyone who wants a new bike should scrap or sell their old bike.
show said article to their wife/partner.
result, wife buys you a brand new bike in the excitement of not
ever having to use the old faithful headache excuse again
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