Sleeping pills

[warped one]

Ok so this may amuse the strange people amongst us but...

The missus is on Tramadol I think thats how it's spelt, currently i've tried poking her, flicking her, and stacking stuff on her face. And the best yet is drawing on her, because I can rub it out and start again.

Any amusing idea of anything else I can do?

Pics may be taken for reference lol.

And I know that I shouldn't be taking the piss out of her but she has a good sense of humour and will find it funny after I come out of the hospital lol.

Cheers

Warped
____________________
amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[mistergixer]

Anal.



____________________
Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
Mistergixer's videos on YouTube

[warped one]

was tempted with the old pokey finger bum wank but she'd absolutely kill me lol.

Cheers

Warped
____________________
amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[lofty]

Go for the reverse and use her finger instead... could even give her a funny moustache if you get me!

[warped one]

tempting tempting and just for refference here is a piccy of her, to get ya inaginations going lol, and bear in mind she is asleep behind me atm chuntering on about something lol. She's on the back btw, before any jokes and it's me on front.

Cheers

Warped
____________________
amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[SlimRick]

Move her into different rooms each night and leave her there. Tell he she's been sleep walking. When the novelty starts to wear off, take photos of her in different parts of town.

[m0l0t0v]

Can I come round and join in the fun and games too?


____________________
'99 Hornet 600 , VFR 400 NC30 '92 , Kasawamasaki GT 550 , '98 Hornet 600
**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed

[warped one]

if your in grimsby and know where i live lol

NOT she's mine.

Cheers

Warped
____________________
amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[m0l0t0v]

Who said anything about her?


____________________
'99 Hornet 600 , VFR 400 NC30 '92 , Kasawamasaki GT 550 , '98 Hornet 600
**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed

[warped one]

Ok then big boy but ya gotta do this https://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html 1st,

Cheers

Warped
____________________
amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[m0l0t0v]

That's nothing compared to what I have hidden
____________________
'99 Hornet 600 , VFR 400 NC30 '92 , Kasawamasaki GT 550 , '98 Hornet 600
**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed

[SoND]

Cum on her face. It's the perfect way of finding out if she has a sense of humour.
____________________
Go back to bed - You have no rights - "Streetfighters ~ Mainstream motorcycling's crackwhore sister."

[Fawbish]

I vote getting your dad/grandad/guardian/best mate to swap places with you about half an hour before she wakes up.



And when she wakes up.


Skadoosh.

You'd be devvo'd if she found it completely normal and just said hi to your dad/grandad/guardian/best mate, and offered them head.


____________________
"Oh....it looks like Average Joe's is forfeiting the match!" - "Yeah, its a risky strategy but lets see if it pays off for 'em Cotton."

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Would be best if you put a girl in bed next to her.
____________________
My Flickr

[Finglonga]

Er . . . Tramadol is not a sleeping tablet, its a pain killer.
____________________
Andy Sez....
F.Y.Y.F.F.

[Fawbish]

Ah, I was merely going for shits and giggles, but yes, you too could get something out of that.



Prostitute, so you can do stuff. Just tell her your gf is acting.

If I knew my girlfriend wouldnt wake up. Oh dear. I dont even know what would happen. Certainly wouldnt be pretty.
____________________
"Oh....it looks like Average Joe's is forfeiting the match!" - "Yeah, its a risky strategy but lets see if it pays off for 'em Cotton."

[Fawbish]

[warped one]

I don't know exactly what it is, but i know that it's one of the most controlled sleeping pills and it's also anti anxiety aswel. I just find it funny how she took it had a fag then started to fall about giggling like she was absolutely wrecked lol. And i like the idea of getting another lass into the bed aswel but me be there to lol, that would make her laugh (she likes lasses too)

Cheers

Warped
____________________
amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Whosthedaddy]

[Im-a-Ridah]

[The View Askew]

This is exceedingly sick, but you could make take money for sex with her from the freaks of the night.

As long as no semen is left in there things will go swimmingly.

But chances are there will be semen so pretty much rules it out.

I'd honestly think about it if I was in your shoes so don't be offended.













would I fuck
____________________
"Do what you always did, get what you always got"

[SlimRick]

Good plan - a tenner for you if I can shoot my load over her face

[The999Kid]

Take her to a local farm and film videos of her in compromising situations involving a multitude of barnyard animals
____________________
NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[MattHirst]

If she has only just gone onto tramadol then she will feel a bit tired, i did when i first started taking it. But it is a opiate for reliefing moderate to severe pain, far from an anti-anxiety or sleeping pill
____________________
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's bloody hilarious!!!

[warped one]

Found out last night the pill she has is Tamazipan or how ever you spell it.

Cheers

Warped
____________________
amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.