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silky666
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 05 Dec 2008    Post subject: wtf ? ... and its not a joke ! - Xmas present suggestion ? Reply with quote
If your wife gets this for Xmas - be very careful about what you eat !

https://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
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Dragonfly
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 05 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sick
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I won't be asking people to come to dinner anymore...I will be asking them to come AT dinner !!!


I no one ever goes to his house for a homemade meal and dosnt know what they are eaiting.
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Suitor_Stu
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 06 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's a pretty extreme way to get her to swallow
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Dragonfly
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PostPosted: 15:49 - 06 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have this on another forum and noticed this comment on it new today.
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I received my copy of the book last week. It took me and my partner all week to stock up for last night's intimate little dinner party. We decided to go for the man-made oysters, but while we were pouring the semen into the shells, a few drops spilled on the floor. As usual, our Shar-Pei was in the kitchen, just waiting for the occasional food spills. We were both so grossed out when Layla lapped up the spilled semen because when she was done she just looked up at us and licked her chops - begging for more. It's one thing for us to have fun cooking with semen, but it just seemed so wrong for our dog to be eating it too.

We enjoyed our meal very much, but just want to caution other would-be semen cookers to watch out for pets in the kitchen. There's nothing fun (of funny) about watching them licking up your stuff...


Shocked yeah only the dog lapping it up made my stomach churn. Confused
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LankyPaddy
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 06 Dec 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
My god, my stomach just turned Sick
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